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Barbie and the Magic of Pegasus achtergrond

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achtergrond

barbie

mattel

barbie films

barbie and the magic of pegasus

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How to ask crush on date: 20 Steps

posted by lzzie

Step 1: Form crush

Step 2: Stalk crush on Facebook

Step 3: Talk to vrienden about crush

Step 4: Talk to family about crush

Step 5: Talk to Internet people about crush

Step 6: Obsess over crush on blog

Step 7: Dream about crush

Step 8: Doodle crush's name on books

Step 9: Fall in love with crush

Step 10: Imagine having babies with crush

Step 11: Form an unhealthy obsession with what crush does every day

Step 12: Cry at night because of crush

Step 13: Imagine flirting with crush

Step 14: Dress to impress crush

Step 15: Become depressed because crush does not notice

Step 16: Hate any girl that talks to crush

Step 17: Stalk crush on Twitter

Step 18: Learn crush's favourite color, animal, activity, etc

Step 19: Send anonymous packages to crush's house

Step 20: Never ask crush out

The End.

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70 Cool and Cute Names For Pets

posted by elsafan1010

**MALE**
1) Roxy
2) Max
3) Prince
4) Fireball
5) Coco
6) Peanut
7) Marron
8) Chestnut
9) Pie
10) Raven
11) Firefly
12) Roxy
13) Charlie
14) Zeus
15) Horus
16) Charming
17) Ako / My R.İ.P dogs name ( its a city in japan)
18) Simba
19) Sam
20) Bruno (: We talked about bruno :)
21) Oat Meal
22) Choco
23) Chocolate
24) King
25) Pumpkin
26) Muffin
27) Goldie
28) Jackson
29) Brownie
30) Biscuit
31) Olive
32) Lord
33) Alex
34) T-rex
35) Captain

**FEMALE**
1) Luna
2) Cookie
3) Poppy
4) Lady
5) Angel
6) Princess
7) Peppermint
8) Sunny
9) Bella
10) Shakira
11) Sugar
12) Coal
13) Lulu
14) Emerald...

Requirements for the essay. Writing algorithm.

posted by MaryHarris03

Requirements for the essay. Writing algorithm.

1. the essay should be perceived as a whole, the idea should be clear and understandable.
2. the essay should not contain anything superfluous, should include. Only the information that is necessary to reveal your link
3. Each paragraph of the essay should contain only one main idea.
4. the essay should toon that its auteur knows and meaningfully
uses theoretical concepts, terms, generalizations, worldview ideas.
5. the essay should contain convincing argumentation of the stated position on the problem.

-Memo when writing an essay.
-Before starting to...

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Canada24 responding to dumb internet questions...

posted by Canada24

How do I become sarcastic?
CANADA24; u answer vragen such as THIS one.

My house is on fire, what do I do?
CANADA24; u get off the fuckin computer and go outside!

Can u get pregnant from watching porn?
CANADA24; Only on wednesdays.

Every time I drink alcohol I feel sad.
CANADA24; Your not drinking ENOUGH of it!

I was having sex with my sister and got a cramp in my leg.
CANADA24; GOOD!

Why are babies ugly at first?
CANADA24; u try living inside a woman's vigina for so long!

How do I become a Justin Bieber fan?
CANADA24; u take a large blow to the head. Maybe jump off a cliff as a start.

Is...

Corner of Horror - Episode 139 - Cultober II: The Return - An American Werewolf in London

posted by Windwakerguy430

It’s the Halloween season again, a time to walk around my local town like a creep, traumatize children with my stupid antics, and also talk about films that critics hate but has a passionate fandom surrounding them, of at the very least, the general audiences hate. But that isn’t the case with our first film (The first introductee to Cultober II and I’ve already lied to everyone). A classic among horror fans, and even Michael Jackson himself, who took inspiration from the film to work into his own muziek video for Thriller, one of the most populair muziek videos of all time. That’s right,...

The Nut House Episode 16

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. u can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 16: Tubing

The Delaware River has many people travel down it's current on tubes. Most people start at Bull's Island, just north of Stockton, then continue down the river to the town of Stockton itself. Other people like to start further north, such as Frenchtown,...

Johnny Lightning Episode 9

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Holiday Inn, Charlestown South Carolina

Three women arrived in a Chevrolet Cruze. Two were sitting up front, while one was in the back seat.

Cara: *Gets out of the car with Edith* We'll be right back. We need to get something important.
Edith: Leave the engine running.
Charlotte: *Nods. She watches the women walk into the hotel, then picks up her phone to talk to her mother*
Mom: Hello?
Charlotte: Hi Mom, charlotte here.
Mom: How are u doing?
Charlotte: Good. I made a couple of new friends, and I just became a member of this group called Social Justice Warriors.
Mom: Congratulations darling. I need...

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Johnny Lightning Episode 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Mount Stewart, Northern Ireland

Commander Kane: Gentlemen, we have invited the eight of u here, for a special exercise.
MI6 Commander: u will attempt to infiltrate a camp set up door my boys. Good luck to u Yanks.
Commander Kane: And good luck to u fellas as well.

After five minuten of getting everything set up, the CIA agents were allowed to go to the MI6 camp. Everyone was wearing black, and were carrying paintball guns.

One CIA agent, was actually an enemy spy. He was trying to find a car to use to get to the airport.

Enemy Spy: *Walking along a castle, he sees an MI6 agent walking from...

1990 Rolls Royce Silver Spur

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Source: 0987654321

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My Feelings on Whether Hating Films is Bad of Good

posted by Windrises

I actually really enjoy watching film reviews and the film reviews where critics dislike films are often meer entertaining. The best film reviews involve exaggerating feelings about films. However both regular people and critics often hate films. I think that hating on films too much can be a bad thing.

Of course there are plenty of films that I dislike, but I don't hate any fils. I used to hate some films. There were films that made me mad just door thinking about them. I don't get why people should hate films. Of course people are allowed to dislike films, but disliking and hating are 2 different...

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top, boven 6 most annoying movie cliche's of these days

posted by Canada24

#1: BLAND PROTAGONISTS:
It mostly seems to be female protagonists.
They just don't care for anything, they look like they don't even want to be in this film..

#2; MAIN CHARACTERS ARE ASSHOLES:
And these are the GOOD guys.

#3: JUMP SCARES:
Just stop.. Maybe u can try having actual SCARY stuff.
Weird images, dark shadows, that type of stuff..

#4: VILLAIN WON'T SHUT THE HELL UP:
u have him at gun point, and he's tied to a chair.. Fucking shoot him already!

#5: TRAGIC VILLAIN:
I don't mind this one, it often works.
But still, can't he just be evil, for the sake of being evil.
Like Michael Myer's in the original film?

#6: POINTLESS REMAKES:
Stop.. Just stop.

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A lijst of Sites u Probably Should Avoid!

posted by want2watcheroes

I do think that u probably should avoid the following sites I am going to list. I will add meer to the lijst when I find meer sites I think u should probably avoid. So if anyone sends u linken to the following sites, u have been warned that they could be tricking you. Some of these are obviously bad door the name of the url but some of them are very sneaky to trick you.

UNLESS u ARE A SICKO I ADVISE u NOT TO GO TO THE FOLLOWING SITES

meatspin.com
fingerslam.com
infoslash.com
wowomg.com
2girls1cup.com
2girls1finger.com
lemonparty.org
goatse.cz
cleangirls.org
salsasnack.com
goatsemarathon.com
biblecamp.info...

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Cute Names to Call Your Girlfriend - top, boven 20 lijst

posted by spunkyonyx

1. Angel Eyes - call her this name and she'll either think you're lying of you'll get some action faster than a pit stier on a t-bone.

2. Baby Doll - is a class girlfriend name so call her this all u want even if she is the kind who will out chug u in bier and pull a monster truck over your face on occasion.

3. Bubble Butt - is one of those names u never, and I mean never call your girlfriend since this will end it all, and there will be no chance in getting back with her even for a drunken 2 am booty call.

4. Cuddle Bug - is one that most girlfriends will respond well to and will be an invitation...

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100 Reasons why u Love her

posted by milorox18

1. I love the way we finish each other’s sentences.

2. I love the way I know you’ll never give up on me.

3. I love the fact that I wouldn’t ever give up on you.

4. I love the way u look at me.

5. I love how beautiful your eyes are.

6. I love the way I can’t imagine a dag without u in my life.

7. I love the way if we were ever separated I wouldn’t know how to go on.

8. I love the way we cuddle and watch sunsets together.

9. I love the way we sometimes stay up all night and just talk, then watch the sunrise together.

10. I love how I know you’ll always be there when I need u to be.

11....

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20 ways to know if a guy loves u ( for girls )

posted by aya3

1- eye contact , if u notice him staring a lot at u ..like meer than 5 times in the same dag .(unless u got a stain on your shirt)
2- if u and him were in the same area , he would be with u in every where u walk to ( like a party of a concert ..etc)
3- he would sit volgende to u in your class ( unless hes too shy )
4- he would scream of laugh out loud to get your attention .
5- he would kill to be your lab partner at school .
6 - if he says to u hi and hes all too sweaty , make sure hes nervous and that means he likes you.
7-if u drop something , he would be the first to get it for...

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101 Ways to Annoy your Teacher

posted by simpleplan

1. When the teacher says to “take a seat”, u answer “take it where”.
2. When the teacher calls your name at roll call, u answer “Absent”.
3. When she calls roll, u answer “yo mama”.
4. When the teacher says something, u say “is that so?”
5. If u so happened to not turn in your homework say, your class pet ate it.
6. Tell your teacher you’ll turn in your homework, as soon as your parents finish doing it.
7. Tell your teacher u did not turn in your homework because u were watching TV.
8. Fold your homework into a cootie-catcher.
9. Fold your homework into a paper...

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-39 Pranks on Teachers!-

posted by smileypop9

1.When u walk into the room, run up to the teacher and stare her in the eyes. nothing more. just keep a straight face and stare. they get quite scared.

2.Before your science class starts, put a koeler, koelwagen that has "Human Head" written on top, on the front table. On the board write: "Class, we will be disecting a human head tommorrow, the sign up lijst is on my bureau for the part u would like to dissect" Actually put a sign up lijst on her desk.

3.bring a cactus to school. Raise your hand. When called upon say the cactus has a question. look at the cactus and wait for it to say something. when it...

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comebacks after someone says you're gay.

posted by Tamar20

1)"Why, do u find me irresistible?"

2)"No, I just dress better than you"

3)"You're a double gay. No returnsies!"

4)"I love the seconde grade insults, *insert name here*. Honestly, isn't it strange how "gay" has come to replace "stupid"? And so what if I was gay? Insulting my sexual orientation is pointless.

NOW...if a girl says you're gay, and u actually are, I find the best burn is: "At least I can get a boyfriend."

5)Look them in the face with a deadpan expression. Simply say, "Yes. I'm gay," and walk away. Take their thunder away. It's such a juvenile thing to say in the first place.
Or...

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The 56 Worst Analogies from High School Papers

posted by moodystuff449

1. Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center.

2. He was as tall as a 6′3″ tree.

3. Her face was a perfect oval, like a cirkel that had its two sides gently compressed door a Thigh Master.

4. From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you’re on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30.

5. John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

6. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.

7. The ballerina...

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50 Things Guys Wish Girls Knew: (Guys perspective)

posted by CullenProperty

1. We aren’t mind readers!
2. We are not to be used as pawns in trying to make your girlfriends jealous.
3. When u sleep over never boss me around in bed unless it is during sex.
4. Smoking is the biggest turn off.
5. It never hurts to work out.
6. If u don’t want to hear the truth, don’t ask the question.
7. “Fine” of “whatever” is not an appropriate ending to a conversation.
8. If u want sex, just ask. (In case u didn’t already know.)
9. Don’t expect guys to say as many sweet things as they do in the movies. (It takes a lot of guys and their wives to come up with those...