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I found this on the internet :)

101 Ways To Annoy People
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1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with vrienden in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If u have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours door hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <

7. Speak only in...

i found this on the internet and i thought it was funny!

I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can sure make your bed rock!



Is your dad a thief of something? Because someone stal the stars and put them into your eyes!



I’ve heard sex is a killer. Want to die happy?



Excuse me, but I’m new in town, can I have directions to your place?



Can I buy u a drink – of would u just prefer the five bucks?



I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.



I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.



If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together....