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Men Need To Understand These Things About Women.
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1. Don't ever lie to us; we always find out. (CARDINAL RULE).
2. Don't say u understand when u don't.
3. Girls are petty; get over it. We like to start fights.
4. u don't have PMS, so don't act like u know what it's like. Don't try to understand...believe me u never will.
5. Saying something sweet might get u off the hook; doing something sweet will always get u off the hook.
6. We don't like it when u act like Mr. Big.
7. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys.
8. It's good...

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2. "Take one capsule door mouth three times daily until gone." -- On a box of pills.

3. "Open packet. Eat contents." -- Instructions on a packet of airline peanuts.

4. "Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat." -- Instructions on the packaging for a muffin at a 7-11.

5. "Use like regular soap." -- On a bar of Dial soap.

6. "Instructions: usage known." -- Instructions on a can of black pepper.

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