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If u LOVE your Darling "mom"..."why u owe to your mom"

posted by scarlet009

25 REASONS WHY I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .

"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.

"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL .

"If u don't straighten up, I'm going to knock u into the middle of volgende week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.

" Because I zei so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me meer LOGIC .

"If u fall out of that schommel, swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.

"Make sure...

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MONAVIE... I SWARE IT IS NOT A WINE IT REALLY HELPS U N ITS HEALTHY!!!

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MonaVie
Supports your body’s antioxidant and nutritional needs.

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MonaVie features a delicious blend of the Brazilian açai berry—one of nature’s top, boven superfoods—and 18 other body-beneficial fruits. This Balance-Variety-Moderation approach to nutrition delivers powerful antioxidants and phytonutrients to help fight free radicals and maintain your body’s globaal, algemene health.

Offers potent antioxidant protection against free radicals.
Features a wide array of nutrients for optimal health.
Delivers the antioxidant...

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Facts about food!

posted by patrisha727

A typical American eats 28 pigs in his/her lifetime.

Americans eat 20.7 pounds of candy per person annually. The Dutch eat three times as much.

Americans spend approximately $25 billion each jaar on beer.

Americans spent an estimated $267 billion dining out in 1993.

An etiquette writer of the 1840's advised, "Ladies may wipe their lips on the tablecloth, but not blow their noses on it."

Aunt Jemima pancake flour, invented in 1889, was the first ready-mix food to be sold commercially.

Caffeine: there are 100 to 150 milligrams of caffeine in an eight-ounce cup of brewed coffee, 10 milligrams...

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Craft Talk door Leslie Hall

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schommel, schommel, swing low, my sweet Jacob

posted by KatiiCullen94

This is what i would say to my jacob, if i can even say he is mine.

How do i even start off, do i start off saying that i dont know how to start off,or do i pour my hart-, hart out,that first word, i dont know anymore..Because with you, nothing is the way it seems, of the way it was before. Everything changes even the way im supposed to write this, you've confused me.
OK,, i think is this part where i pour my hart-, hart out right?? if not. im going to sound.. odd. but who cares now? not you. u wont even read this my love.
ok here i go, keep me from falling.
I meet u on a saturday, on the first saturday...

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the lyrics to the camfiresongsong

posted by Fangirl99

from:sponge bob
wirtten by:sponge bob
gitaar by:spongeb
preformed by:sponge bob&patrick& squidward
featuring:Patrick
also featuring :squidward *sorta*
drums:patrick
singer:spongebob

lets gather around the campfire and sing the campfire song our c-a-mp-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song. and if u think that we cant sing it faster then your wrong but itll help if u just sing along
Bom Bom Bom
*sing it fast!*
C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-am-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song and if u think that we cant sing it faster then u wrong but itll help if u just sing along.
*even faster*C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song Patrick!
"SoNG!C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E..
"squdiward1good!"
Itll help!itll help!if u just sing along!OH YEAH!

THE END
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Night Surgeon Lyrics

posted by twilight0girl

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Nathan:
Dear Marni,
I am so sorry.
Can u forgive me for this?

Rotti:
Not the debt doctor
With the hungry scalpel!
Here's my prognosis:
Will they live...?

Hench Girls:
Doubtful.

Luigi:
Your the straat physician
carving flesh sculptures!

Pavi:
Paint your ezel like rembrandt!
Ha! u Like-a that?!

Rotti:
Better start praying when u see him coming.

Luigi:
cause tonight its curtains!

Luigi, Pavi and Rotti:
Youre the night surgeon!

Chorus:
Remember who u are.

Nathan:
I remember...

Genterns:
Remember what u did to Marni.

Chorus:
Remember who u are.

Nathan:
I remember...

Genterns:
Remember...

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The Schizophrenic House

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10 reasons why Alice Cullen is way better then Leah Clearwater!!!

posted by vampirelover101

DO u wanna know reasons why Alice Cullen is better then any werewolf out there ( espeshally Leah Clearwater)???? Well read on to see 10 reasons why.............

Oh ya if your a Leah Clearwater fan then u might not wanna read this but if u do and it affends u then leave a commentaar and i can tell u in person why your sooo stupid and ya i worned u so..................

TEN REASONS WHY ALICE IS BETTER THEN LEAH!!!

1. Alice is acually nice unlike Leah who made Bella cry for no reason at all ( Breaking Dawn)

2. Leah doesn't care about other people she only cares about herself well Alice does...

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99 Things Guys Look For in Girls

posted by CullenProperty

1. Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.
2. Guys love flirts.
3. A guy can like u for a minute, and then forget u afterwards.
4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.
5. "Are u doing something?" of "Have u eaten already?" are the first usual vragen a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
6. Guys may be flirting around all dag but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
7. When a guy really likes you,...

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10 most stupid vragen people usually ask in obvious situations….Its really funny…enjoy

posted by 7things

1. At the movies: When u meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are u doing here?
Answer:-
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet…
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia.. …why don’t u try again.

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask…
Stupid Question:-
Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When u ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-
Is ! the “Butter Paneer Masala”...

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A Funny Text Message !!!

posted by Shelly_McShelly

my friend sent me this text message a while geleden and i thought it was hilarious!!!

i need to ask u somethingand i want u to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how u feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want u to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...

Pepsi of Coke?

Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.

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Trick vragen

posted by Shelly_McShelly

Welcome to The Weakest Link.

Here is a very simple little test comprised of four vragen to determine the level of your intellect. Your antwoorden must be spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating of wasting time.

And NO CHEATING. On your mark, set....GO!!!

1: u are competing in a race, and overtake the runner in seconde place.
In which position are u now?

Answer:

If u answered that you're now coming first then you're completely wrong. u overtook the seconde runner and took their place, therefore you're coming second.

For the volgende vraag try not to be so dumb.

2 : If u overtake the last...

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awesome school joke

posted by Shelly_McShelly

a boy was asked door his teacher to pick some spelling words for his homework. the boy goes home pagina and asks his mum "what's a good spelling word?" and the mother antwoorden " Shutup, i'm busy", so he writes it down.
he goes to his dad and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and the dad antwoorden "da na na na Batman!" so he writes it down.
next he goes to his older sister and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and she antwoorden "yeah yeah" so the boy writes it down.
he goes to his younger sister and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and she antwoorden "lollipop, lollipop" so he writes it down.
Finally he goes...

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Fun and Probably Dangerous things to do when it snows!!!!

posted by llamalover565

Okay so if u live on the eastcoast u are probably getting used to the snow..........so even if u aren't, everybody has the problem of having nothing to do when it snows but sled. So these are a few of the things that i enjoy to do.........hehe!

1. Fill balloons with water. Then leave them outside overnight.............yeah i'm this stupid. The volgende day, cut the balloons off and u got.........AN ICE BALL!! (i usually make like 15) Then use them to pay dodgeball. This is especially fun to do in deep snow, when u can barely verplaats as it is. Technically, u could use them to do various things,...

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Tails, Cream And as a couple

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Ponder these imponderables!

posted by Shelly_McShelly

If u tied buttered geroosterd brood, toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when u turn on the headlights?

You know how most packages say "Open here". What happens if u open it somewhere else?

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards?

Why is it that when u transport something door car, it's called a shipment, but when u transport something door ship, it's called cargo?

You know that little...