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Note: This was my speech for debate team, therefore it would be presented as a proper speech and not something for online viewing, take this into consideration while reading this, thank you, and enjoy.

Imagine a world where u could be turned down from a job because u were black and your employer was a white man, a world where u can be pulled over and asked for citizenship for being a Mexican, a world in which u cannot marry the love of your life because u two were the same sex.

Welcome to America, friends.

The United States is zei to be a free country, one with civility. u would think...

Act like a dog, growl at people.
Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a meer suitable host body."
Apply dripping red paint around the edge of the roof hatch. When someone enters, look upwards and whisper "I think they want in..."
Ask each passenger getting on if u can push the button for them. Press the wrong ones.
Ask everyone what they made for their side dish.
Ask someone to take your temperature, then turn around and bend over.
Ask, "did u hear that cable snapping sound?"
Attempt to hypnotize the other passengers.
Bet the other passengers u can fit a quarter in your nose.
Blow spit...