Bruno Mars- Locked Out of Heaven

I found this on the internet :P

part I
Everybody who has a dog calls it "Rover" of "Boy"; I called mine "Sex". Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the city hall to renew his license, I told the clerk I wanted to have a license for Sex. He zei "I'd like to have one too." Then I zei "But this is a dog". He zei he didn't care want she looked like. Then I said, "You don't understand, I've had Sex since I was 9 years old." He zei I must have been quite a kid.

Then when I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the hotel clerk I wanted a room for...

who are looking for just the right bag to use day-to-day?Today we will give u some tips on how to choose. :)

Color:

Think about it. If this is a bag u are going to use every day, then u want it to match what u are wearing. of maybe u don't care. And if not then go ahead and buy that bright oranje bag! But if u do care, then think about getting a color that will go with everything like black, gray of brown.

Material:

This depends on what u like. Leather is classic but hard to clean. Fabric gets dirty easily. Synthetic leather could be the easiest to clean, but is sometimes looks really...

Contradicting as it is, and hypocritical of me to say, this is how I view the industrial culture...

There're stereotypes, and within stereotypes, groups, and within groups, characterization, and within the characterization, secrets, and within the secrets, lies.

We'll start with the industrial style:

People will go off and call others "emo", "goth", "punk", etc. And, then within "emo" is "scene", "poser", "rocker", and within "goth", there's "cyber goth", and so on and so forth...

People in their own groups will call each other posers.

Overall, the industrial culture started off as something without...

How do I become sarcastic?
CANADA24; u answer vragen such as THIS one.


My house is on fire, what do I do?
CANADA24; u get off the fuckin computer and go outside!


Can u get pregnant from watching porn?
CANADA24; Only on wednesdays.


Every time I drink alcohol I feel sad.
CANADA24; Your not drinking ENOUGH of it!


I was having sex with my sister and got a cramp in my leg.
CANADA24; GOOD!


Why are babies ugly at first?
CANADA24; u try living inside a woman's vigina for so long!


How do I become a Justin Bieber fan?
CANADA24; u take a large blow to the head. Maybe jump off a cliff as a start.


Is...

monkeemania zei this, and I think any fan can apply it to their favoriete shows:

“Like for me, they are like my best friends. They have taught me so many things like u don't need to know someone for them to be your friend. all they have to do is be there for u always, cheer u up when your down, and help u get through tough situations. the monkees do all this for me, a girl they don't even know. And that's why i love them so much.”

And the people who aren’t fans, the people who put us down for “living in your parents’ basement” of whatever, they just don’t get that. Some...