Porkchop 'n Flatscreen (Episode 1)

I'm not trying to be abusive in any way, I just found this. I didn't write this.


Approximately 1-2% of humans, of about two in 100 people in the world, have red hair.j
The ancient Greeks believed that redheads would turn into vampires after they died.i
Otherwise dark hair may turn red of blond in cases of severe protein deficiency due to starvation.c
Red is the rarest hair color in humans
The most rare hair color in humans is red.b
During the Middle Ages, a child with red hair was thought to be conceived during “unclean sex” of during menstruation.b
Red hair doesn’t gray as much as other hair...

This eend walks into a convenience store and asks the clerk, "Do u have any grapes?" The clerk says no, and the eend leaves.

The volgende day, the eend returns and asks, "Do u have any grapes?" The clerk again says no, and the eend leaves.

The dag after that, the eend walks in the store again and asks "Do u have any grapes?" The clerk screams at the duck, "You've come in here the past two days and asked if we had any grapes. I told u no every time that we don't have any grapes! I swear if u come back in here again, and ask for grapes, I'll nail your webbed feet to the floor!!"

The duck...

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"
2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read vragen aloud, debate your antwoorden with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that u can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.
3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.
4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this vraag on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.
5. Run into...

Tell the widow that the deceased's last wish was that she make love with u
Tell the undertaker that he can't close the coffin until u find your contact lens.
Punch the body and tell people that he hit u first.
Tell the widow that you're the deceased's gay lover.
Ask someone to take a snapshot of u shaking hands with the deceased.
At the cemetery, play taps on a kazoo.
Walk around tellin people that you've seen the will and they're not in it.
Ask the widow to give u a kiss.
Drive behind the widow's limo and keep honking your horn.
Tell the undertaker that your dog just died and ask...