The Hobbit - Far Over the Misty Mountains Cold (Extended Cover) - Clamavi De Profundis

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10 Things Not to do in a Lightsaber Battle

posted by spongefan612

Hello there. Here is a lijst about what not to do with a lightsaber. Our intern Bob will demonstrate. :D

1. Never hold your lightsaber upside down

Bob: *holds upside down* OWWWWWWW MY HANDS! D:

2. Never play with your lightsaber

Bob: Look I can throw my lightsaber! :D *throws*
AAAAH MY SHOULDER!

3. Never get distracted during the battle

Bob: duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh *does nothing*
*opponent kills Bob* Don't worry, he'll resurrect :D

4. Never bring a mini-lightsaber

Bob: Look at my mini-lightsaber! :D
Opponent: That thing is useless! *kills*

5. Overkill is good :D (plus breaking the rules for something u should...

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Chuck Norris Jokes

posted by Alma_

Chuck Norris Jokes

-Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

-Only Chuck Norris knows the true end of the movie Inception

-When Chuck Norris throws a boomarang it doesn't dare come back

-Do u know how many push ups Chuck Norris has done? All of them

-Neil Armstrong never went to the moon for NASA, he was trying to run away from Chuck Norris

-Chuck Norris knows the letter after Z

-Chuck Norris was the alien who told the Egyptians how to invent the pyramid

-What's Chuck Norris' favoriete Number?....................CHUCK NORRIS

-Superman wears Chuck Norris underpants.

-When Chuck Norris falls out of a boot he dosn't get wet the water gets Chuck Norrised

-Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he just stares them down until he gets the information he wants out of them.

-Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.

-Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

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6 Ways On How To Deal With haai Attacks:

posted by Liepe

I got this off an e-mail from a friend, so this is not mine and I take no claim in it. Please don't do these things in real life, it's just for fun and a good laugh. And if u do do these things (number 4 fo example), than I'm sorry but you're really dumb.

Enjoy!
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6 Ways On How To Deal With haai Attacks:

1) DON'T SWIM IN THE SEA
More than 99% of haai attacks happen in large watermasses- also know as oceans. An easy way to tell if u are in an ocean is to taste the water- it will taste like salt.

2) SWIM ALONGSIDE FAT PEOPLE
Make sure that there...

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Hell Explained door a Chemistry Student

posted by 214

THIS IS NOT MINE. I got it from Tumblr. x)

The following is an actual vraag gegeven on a universiteit of Washington Chemistry mid-term:

The answer door one student was so ‘profound’ that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well :

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) of endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle’s Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) of some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First,...

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DORA THE EXPLORER THEME SONG LYRICS!

posted by invadercalliope

I HOPE u ENJOY!
dora!
boots!
come on dora!

do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
lets go!
dora dora dora the explorer!
DORA!
boots and supercool exploradora!

we need your help!

grab your backpack!
lets go!
jump in!
vamonos!

u can lead the way!

hey! hey!

do-do-dora!
do-d-dora!

swiper no swiping!
swiper no swiping! (oh man)

it;s dora the explorer!
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dora dora
ven, ven
dora dora la exploradora
dale con el sol pequeña dora
vamos salta tu puedes niña
consulta a tu mapa
tutu dora tutu dora tutu dora
lets go
The End!

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Chuck Norris Jokes

posted by cutiegirl01

01 Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
02 Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
03 Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
04 If u can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If u can't see Chuck Norris u may be only seconden away from death.
05 Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony,...

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top, boven 25 ways to drive your roommate crazy!!!!!!!!

posted by karpach_14

top, boven 25 Ways To Drive Your Roommate Crazy

1. Every time u wake up, start yelling, “Oh, my God! Where the
hell am I?!” and run around the room for a few minutes. Then go
back to bed. If yourroommate asks, say u don’t know what
he/she is talking about.

2. Buy a plant. Sleep with it at night. Talk to it. After a few weeks,
start to argue with it loudly. Then yell, “I can’t live in the same
room with you,” storm out of the room and slam the door. Get rid
of the plant, but keep the pot. Refuse to discuss the plant ever
again.

3. Buy a Jack-in-the-box. Every day, turn the handle until the
clown...

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79 things to do in an Elevator

posted by catgirl140

79 Things to do in an Elevator (Soooo funny)

1. Crack open your aktentas, werkmap of handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the uithangbord without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him of her to call u Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I...

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A Story Which I Used a Fanfiction Generator to Create

posted by animemaykat101

I'm Dreaming Of A Fat Christmas

It was Christmas Eve. Selena sat yet on her head, sipping slow eggnog.

She looked at the cute boot hanging on the Christmas boom and sighed. Last year, alex had hung it there, just before they looked at each other conversely and then fell into each other's arms and stood each other's hand.

If only I hadn't been so pretty, Selena thought, pouring a funny amount of rum into her eggnog. Then alex might not have got so stupid and left me all alone at Christmas time. She wiped away a fast tear and held her head in her hand.

Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and...

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100 Ways to Order a pizza

posted by Shelly_McShelly

1. If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.

2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.

3. Use CB lingo where applicable.

4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.

5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

6. Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.

7. Give them your address, exclaim "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up.

8. Answer their vragen with questions.

9. In your breathiest voice, tell them to cut the crap about nutrition and...

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Ways to Torture the pizza Guy

posted by BellaCullen96

Act like u know the order taker from somewhere. Say, "BedWetter’s Camp, right?"
Add extra letters to words, ex: pizza becomes pizzzzzzzaaaaaaa
After ordering, say, "I wonder what THIS button on the phone does." Simulate a cutoff.
Amuse the order taker with little-known facts about country music.
Answer their vragen with questions.
Ask about pizza maintenance and repair.
Ask for a deal available somewhere else. (e.g., If phoning Domino's, ask for a Cheeser! Cheeser!)
Ask for chips/fries with everything!
Ask for extra homo-sapien
Ask for the guy who took your order last time.
Ask how many...

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A Poem Entirely Composed of Song Lyrics

posted by deathding

(Songs and commentary will be listed after the poem. Enjoy!)

1-Welcome to your life,
2-Burning red and honestly.
3-How pure the darkness,
4-If u ignore the terminology.

5-Your toxic stare,
6-Up against the wall.
7-Now that you're gone forever,
8-You're just a know it all.

9-I used to roll the dice,
10-Like as not it's better so.
11-This is my curse,
12-I've many meer miles to go.

13-I don't want to live another moment,
14-But can u see that I'm in real danger.
15-My legs are dangling off the edge,
16-Her eyes were eyes of a stranger.

17-So much for your promises,
18-The poison bloem comes uncurled.
19-Now...

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papegaai and Cat

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10 really depressing things about RED DEAD REDEMPTION:

posted by Canada24

1:
Out of all of the Stranger missions, the happiest one has u reunite a zoophile with his favoriete horse. Almost all of them are grim and depressing, and when u do the "right" thing, u often end up making people's lives worse. u give Jenny some medicine but she doesn't go with u to town, is left wondering around forever. The guy who u helped make his flying mechine only ends up dying. And Sam slowly loses his mind in his journey to California.

#2:
Birth of the Conservation Movement. You've just killed all but one of the peaceful Sasquatch, and the last one is distraught and begging...

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The Art Of Clickbait (A Deathding Original)

posted by deathding

Picture this. You're a newspaper boy in the 1880's and your headlines just don't seem to be selling as well as they used to. Therefore, your company decides to change things up and start lying just a LITTLE bit.

...Well, at least of your definition of lying a LITTLE bit is completely changing the titel of your papers to something amusing and spreading misinformation just to rake in meer cash from the public. And mine is!

So today, people. We're going to go dive headfirst into the world of clickbait. But first and foremost, the most important vraag of them all.

What exactly IS clickbait?

Basically...

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Booty Song Masterpost; A lijst Of Songs About Butts

posted by zanhar1

Are u bored? Do u have the humor of a 10 jaar old boy? Do u like muziek that doesn't have a real point? Do u like muziek that will make your grandma look at u with disappointment in her eyes!? If u answered yes to any of these vragen then here is a lijst for you. Swigity Swoogity here comes muziek about that booty!

Black Eye'd Peas - My Hump
Big Sean - Dance
Jason Derulo - Wiggle
Dev - Booty Bounce
Bubba Sparxxx - Mrs New Booty
I Can't Wait For The Booty (Disney/Mrs New Booty)
Under The Booty (Disney/Mrs New Booty Mashup)
John hart-, hart - Who Booty
Ugly God - Booty From A Distance
Ugly God -...

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How To Be A Good Fanpoporian: Three Easy Steps

posted by TAIKAMODO

So, for those who are new of others who may just be curious, my name is TAIKAMODO, in all badges because I LIKE YELLING, and this is how to be a good Fanpoporian!

STEP 1: Never Be Yourself, A Little Lie Goes A Long Way.

The whole point of the internet is to give u free reign to do whatever u want with no consequence. Sure, at home pagina when u lied as a child mommy would pop u on the lip and send your new friend Kevin home pagina early, but now both your Mommy and Kevin(R.I.P) are unable to stop you! Say you're a Brazilian model super hero spy agent actor sports ninja cowboy if u want, they can't...

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Diary Of A Degenerate: How To Make A Fanpop artikel

posted by deathding

(Let's get this out of the way right now. If you're taking this artikel even remotely seriously, then u probably aren't as smart as u think u are. Enjoy! XD)

"The desire to create is one of the deepest yearnings of the human soul." -Elder Uchtdorf

The desire to create actual GOOD content though is a completely different story, it'd seem. So get out'cher popcorn, soda, and whatever the hell else humanity gives people nowadays, because I'm about to teach your pathetic lowlifes how to make a good Fanpop article! ^_^

(Safety Not Guaranteed o_O)

First off, u need to think of a good title. Y'know,...

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My top, boven 10 favoriete beroemdheden

posted by Coffeeuser

I've been meaning to do this for a while. This is a countdown, meaning that number one is the best. Also, this is just my personal opinion so keep your rude commentaren to yourself. I hope u like it and please tell me what u think.

10. Gilda Radner. A talented lady.

9. Maia Morgenstern. Mother of Jesus in Passion of the Christ.

8. Robert Shaw. Ole Quint.

7. Divine. Love him of hate him, you've got to admire his guts.

7. Divine. Love him or hate him, you've got to admire his guts.

6. Natalie Wood. Soooo pretty! I've got a crush on her.

5. Lionel Barrymore. A wonderful actor.

4. Sharon Tate. What a woman! My ultimate girl crush.

3. Fred Rogers. Big part of my childhood.

2. G.W. Bailey. Aww, love this guy!

1. Sal Mineo. Oh my gosh, I LOVE LOVE LOVE this man! The first time I saw him was on ‘Escape from the Planet of the Apes’. I’ve been in love with him for many years. He's the stuff dreams are made of.