Rule 1: Cardio: This one comes up in Zombieland and clearly makes alot of sense. How many fat people do u see at the end of the world when its zombies doing the ending?
Rule 2: Beware of Bathrooms: Really not just bathrooms any good apocalyptic zombie survivor should know better then going into a bathroom, small closet of any other small room with only one way in of out. Only thing stupider to go into then a bathroom is a movie theater. Lots of places to run around before u get eaten.
Rule 3: Seatbelts: Its a veilig bet unless your a complete dumb dumb ( see rule #7 ) your not going to be...
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