No stretch marks, no worrying about your diet, u can get on every ride in carowinds, and other amusement parks
If u wanna gain a little weight all u have to do is stuff your face!! Burgers, fries, shakes...Everything!!!
No hating to try on clothes. No getting embarrassed when someone asks u what your size is of how much u weigh. No hating to look at yourself in the mirror
I mean when u think of women u think of Petite. Right??
I don't wanna offend someone, curbs are great! And all women are beautiful! But for me as an indivisual, it'd be easier to just be skinny lol
If u wanna gain a little weight all u have to do is stuff your face!! Burgers, fries, shakes...Everything!!!
No hating to try on clothes. No getting embarrassed when someone asks u what your size is of how much u weigh. No hating to look at yourself in the mirror
I mean when u think of women u think of Petite. Right??
I don't wanna offend someone, curbs are great! And all women are beautiful! But for me as an indivisual, it'd be easier to just be skinny lol
Chuck Norris can make onions cry.
Chuck Norris can wis the Recycling Bin.
Ghosts are actually caused door Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
Chuck Norris can strangle u with a cordless phone.
Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
Chuck Norris once had a hart-, hart attack; his hart-, hart lost.
Chuck Norris doesn't turn the light on; he turns the dark off.
The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror, the mirror shatters; not even a mirror is stupid enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris's tears can cure aids, too bad he never cries. (silvaze9)