Toss a Coin to Your Witcher (one hour)

1.Pull aside an unruly child in a preschool Sunday School class and say: "If you're bad in here, you'll go to Hell."

2.A week beforehand, find a member of ACT-UP. Tell him the scheduled sermon is entitled "Why God Sent AIDS to Punish Homosexuals".

3.Put stray dogs in jas closets.

4.Un-tune the piano.

5.Replace the pianist's sheet muziek with "Stairway to Heaven".

6.Going through all the hymnals, mark song 666.

7.Find an empty seat, and ask the person volgende to it: "Is this zitplaats, stoel SAVED?"

8.Toss around a giant strand ball before service, like at Grateful Dead concerts.

9.Ten minuten before it starts, find...