(Coffee Shop)

"Dude, u smell that!" Rigby zei sniffing the air. "By 'that' do u mean you!" Mordecai zei smirking, "HEY!" Rigby said, clearly affended. "Haha, just kiddin' but seriously, i dont smell anything." Mordecai zei looking around. "Hey guys, whats up?" Margret zei as she walked closer to Mordecai and Rigby. "I wanna know whats up with that smell, because it smells- good." He said, still smelling the air, "OH! THAT smell, we ordered wafels because costomers wanted some." Rigby liiked at Mordecai, and Mordecai looked at Rigby. There eyes got really big. "Waffles?" They zei in a trance, "Yeah, u guys want some?" The nodded, slowly, as she walked away, they started singing, "What-What-WAFFLES! What-What-What-WAFFLES!" Margret came back carrying two plates and on them, were golden, crispy waffles. Mordecai snd Rigby sat there with a fork in one ghand and a mes in the other.

"Now wait, dude! Everytime we try to due something, it cause chaos." Mordecai zei pausing before he ate, "What are u talking about!" Rigby zei in shock, Mordecai started counting with his fingers, "Snowballs the Ice Monster, The Pshco Hot Dogs, The Were-Skunk, The Stupid Hat that put u in a coma, The Magic Keyboard, The Flying Baby Dudes, Giant Bearded Face, Benson Blowing a Fuse, and more, but i don't have enough fingers!" He said. "So what are u sayin' that the waffle is gonna be poisoned of something!" Rigby said, he knew Mordecai was right, and, it sucked. "For all we know it could be... But probably not. But go on ahead, eat the waffles. But Im- DUDE!" Rigby had practicly eaten all of his waffle, and he ate Mordecai's, Rigby turned, "GIMME WAFFLES!" He said, his pupils were huge and he was soaked in syrup. "AAAHH! DUDE, what the heck is wrong with you!" Mordecai screamed, "MARGRET! WHAT WAS IN THOSE WAFFLES!" He said, not taking his eyes off the zombie Rigby. "Why do you- Oh My GOD!" Margret saw Rigby and passed out. "Oh no! Gotta fing Skips." Mordecai zei and ran to the park.

"SKIPS!" He called, Skips was underneath a golf kar, winkelwagen when he got there, "What is it, u didn't blow anything up did ya?" Skips asked. at first, he thought Skips was joking. Then he relized, he was dead serious. "No, no, not really. But Rigby ate a butt-load of waffles-" Skips finished his sentence. "- and turned into a zombie, but instead of brains, he wants waffles." Mordecai thought about how Skips knew, Skips read him mind. "It's all over the News." He turned the T.V. on. A lady spoke, "Crazy zombie attack, but strangly, its not brains this zombie wants, its waffles." He switched the T.V. off. "We need eggs." Skips said, "But Rig-" Mordecai once again was cut off, "I know he's allergic, but the allergic reaction will get him in a coma and turn back into a raccoon again!"

To Be Continued...