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posted by OneRedonkChick
I was only 9 years old.
I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies.
I pray to Shrek every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given.
"Shrek is love" I say; "Shrek is life".
My dad hears me and calls me a faggot.
I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Shrek.
I called him a cunt.
He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep.
I'm crying now, and my face hurts.
I lay in bed and it's really cold.
Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me.
It's Shrek.
I am so happy.
He whispers into my ear "This is my swamp."
He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees.
I'm ready.
I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek.
He penetrates my butt-hole.
It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek.
I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water.
I push against his force.
I want to please Shrek.
He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love.
My dad walks in.
Shrek looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all ogre now."
Shrek leaves through my window.
Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
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Source: Shrek: Eyeball Dropper
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Source: Shrek: Ogre Baby Word Artic Scramble
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Congratulations! You've completed your first night. But u notice something, the door is closed! u must stay here for five days. This is the seconde day. Everything is normal in the morning, but late at night the statues come to life and turn into giants. So u have to be careful>>! u don't want to have breakfast today, but a hot drink might still be good! What will u drink?

1- u will drink a glass of hot linden thee and eat a banaan as a snack.

2- As a snack, u will drink three cups of coffee and eat chocolate with cocoa.

If you're going to drink coffee and eat chocolate, congratulations!...
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Source: Shrek: Ogre Baby Word King Scramble
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The beautiful story of how the founder of the Shrekadillion church had his first encounters with Shrek as a young boy.
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