Only if u have started the "New Planet, New Life" series.
--------------------------------------------------Deer Diarrhea,
Twoday i meet 2 funneh lookin hejhogs.wun was bleu and teh uther was greeen. teh bleu wun rased zim.zim beet him. zim and sawneek got intwo u fite.sawneek jumpd on zim.zim jumped on sawneek's hed.then sawneek's head asploded.then we meet scorj. he had lether jaket wit pichures uf unuhcorns on it. he toon us big fat guy hoo asploded.i also meet yeloe vos, fox boy named tailses. we rased. i tooted two get ahed.i wun. i wached zim and sawneek fite with tailses. we ate popcarn. then we look at a big casle with lolipoop gardses! tailses is nise.
FEEN
--------------------------------------------------Deer Diarrhea,
Twoday i meet 2 funneh lookin hejhogs.wun was bleu and teh uther was greeen. teh bleu wun rased zim.zim beet him. zim and sawneek got intwo u fite.sawneek jumpd on zim.zim jumped on sawneek's hed.then sawneek's head asploded.then we meet scorj. he had lether jaket wit pichures uf unuhcorns on it. he toon us big fat guy hoo asploded.i also meet yeloe vos, fox boy named tailses. we rased. i tooted two get ahed.i wun. i wached zim and sawneek fite with tailses. we ate popcarn. then we look at a big casle with lolipoop gardses! tailses is nise.
FEEN
On September 3, Cynthia woke up seeing the beautiful dag outside when she walked out the door.
"Im gonna love this school year!!!" she told herself as she walked to school.
5 minuten later of walking to school, Cynthia met up with her boyfriend Mars.
"Mars, are u ok? u look pale." Cynthia admitted putting her hand on Mars' forehead.
It was warm.
Mars shook his head and walked off, Cynthia almost cried watching him walk away.
Rouge the Bat had acme along and met up with Cynthia.
"Hows the dag gone?" Rouge asked in her sassy tone.
Cynthia shook her head and ran to the restroom to cry.
8 minuten later after crying, Cynthia headed to class, math.
"This is going to be a hrrible year." Cynthia answered herself.
"Im gonna love this school year!!!" she told herself as she walked to school.
5 minuten later of walking to school, Cynthia met up with her boyfriend Mars.
"Mars, are u ok? u look pale." Cynthia admitted putting her hand on Mars' forehead.
It was warm.
Mars shook his head and walked off, Cynthia almost cried watching him walk away.
Rouge the Bat had acme along and met up with Cynthia.
"Hows the dag gone?" Rouge asked in her sassy tone.
Cynthia shook her head and ran to the restroom to cry.
8 minuten later after crying, Cynthia headed to class, math.
"This is going to be a hrrible year." Cynthia answered herself.
clarece: today we are going to cook...bourbon chicken sandwitch well lets get started IN medium skillet over medium heat melt perzik preseves...
suddunly a robot crashes in and take the crystal off her neck
eggman: hahahaha! now i can rule the world
clarece: u_u eggman! give back the crystal now of i will kick the shit out of you!
eggman: hahahaha! foolish girl why would i do that
clarece: because... I AM THER ONE TO SAVE THE WHOLE WORLD AND EVERYONE IN IT INCLUDEING U U FAT ezel teef OF A BASTARD!
eggman: { blastes her with a lazer}
clarece: THATS IT U SON OF A BITCH!
{clarece beats the fuckim shit out of eggman}
clarece: well i took care of that teef now we can continue after the camercail
part 2 coming soon
suddunly a robot crashes in and take the crystal off her neck
eggman: hahahaha! now i can rule the world
clarece: u_u eggman! give back the crystal now of i will kick the shit out of you!
eggman: hahahaha! foolish girl why would i do that
clarece: because... I AM THER ONE TO SAVE THE WHOLE WORLD AND EVERYONE IN IT INCLUDEING U U FAT ezel teef OF A BASTARD!
eggman: { blastes her with a lazer}
clarece: THATS IT U SON OF A BITCH!
{clarece beats the fuckim shit out of eggman}
clarece: well i took care of that teef now we can continue after the camercail
part 2 coming soon
This is actually inspired door an old artikel I made here about Horn's average day, I remade it and here it is! Enjoy.
The following takes place between 0 Hours and 2359 Hours
0000 - 0330
Sleep.
0330 - 0530
Shower.
0530 - 0750
Style Hair.
0750 - 0800
Beat Coro With A Blunt of Dull Object While Eating appel, apple Jacks.
0800 - 1100
Get Pissed At The Local Bar.
1100 - 1230
Attempt To Drive Drunk.
1230 - 1231
Unsuccessful.
1231 - 1340
Realize It Was Unsuccessful.
1340 -1400
Return home pagina From Police Station.
1400 - 1610
Clean The House After An appel, apple Jacks And Coro Related Incident.
1610 - 1730
Beat Coro With A Spiked of Sharp Object.
1730 - 1800
Attempt To Relax.
1800 - 1802
Relax.
1802 - 1950
Flirt with (Wo)Men.
1950 - 2130
Sustain Serious Genitalia Damage.
2130 - 2200
Sex.
2200 - 2300
Realize Your Homosexuality.
2300 - 2359
Stay In The Closet
Lather, Rinse & Repeat.
The following takes place between 0 Hours and 2359 Hours
0000 - 0330
Sleep.
0330 - 0530
Shower.
0530 - 0750
Style Hair.
0750 - 0800
Beat Coro With A Blunt of Dull Object While Eating appel, apple Jacks.
0800 - 1100
Get Pissed At The Local Bar.
1100 - 1230
Attempt To Drive Drunk.
1230 - 1231
Unsuccessful.
1231 - 1340
Realize It Was Unsuccessful.
1340 -1400
Return home pagina From Police Station.
1400 - 1610
Clean The House After An appel, apple Jacks And Coro Related Incident.
1610 - 1730
Beat Coro With A Spiked of Sharp Object.
1730 - 1800
Attempt To Relax.
1800 - 1802
Relax.
1802 - 1950
Flirt with (Wo)Men.
1950 - 2130
Sustain Serious Genitalia Damage.
2130 - 2200
Sex.
2200 - 2300
Realize Your Homosexuality.
2300 - 2359
Stay In The Closet
Lather, Rinse & Repeat.
“Shane?”
“…”
“Shane?”
“…”
“Shane?”
“…”
“SHANE, u LITTLE FUCKER!?”
“Hnnn?” zei HedgeBat turned to the now-infuriated HedgeBeast, putting his magazine down, “Whaddaya want, Mother?”
“You’re stoned.”
“So?”
“I’m bored.”
“Then do something…”
“Can I go drive a tank over something?”
door then, Shane had turned his attention back to his magazine, “Go for it.”
…
“YYEEEEEHHHAAAAWWW!”
Next morning…
“Mother?”
“Yeah?”
“…What happened to my car?”
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Uhh... Yeah. :| I'm not quite sure what this is, either.
Mother drives a tank over Shane's car... I dunno what else she destroyed. 8/
“…”
“Shane?”
“…”
“Shane?”
“…”
“SHANE, u LITTLE FUCKER!?”
“Hnnn?” zei HedgeBat turned to the now-infuriated HedgeBeast, putting his magazine down, “Whaddaya want, Mother?”
“You’re stoned.”
“So?”
“I’m bored.”
“Then do something…”
“Can I go drive a tank over something?”
door then, Shane had turned his attention back to his magazine, “Go for it.”
…
“YYEEEEEHHHAAAAWWW!”
Next morning…
“Mother?”
“Yeah?”
“…What happened to my car?”
________________________________________________
Uhh... Yeah. :| I'm not quite sure what this is, either.
Mother drives a tank over Shane's car... I dunno what else she destroyed. 8/
