{read it love it hate it stab your computer yes we all know its the worst fanfic ever}
DONT RED THIS IF U HAVNT READ CHAPTER 1-4
i woke up the volgende moring and looked at rane. she had fallen half off her mattress and was sleeping with her mouth wide open drooling. i quietly giggled and woke her up. "FIRED PIES IN A PAN" she yelled when i shook her awake. she followed me outside to wat truth calls the meet circle, truth was from a upperclass family and is very formal. mayb thats y misery never liked her the minuut she met her. the meeting cirkel wasnt much, but it was ok for us since we really didnt want exspect much. it was a big rock flattened out so someone could stand on it and a pond with little rocks around it so that people could sit on them. everyone was already there, even arc. rane stepped on to the rock with dasher volgende to her. and he announced "this is our new friend Rane the cat. she will b joining us. plz step vooruit, voorwaarts and intorduce yourself" misery was the first, i guess she was starting to take a liking to her. "we met last nite, im Misery the hedgehog"
and truth snickers "yup thats project misery" and then she stepped vooruit, voorwaarts "u little pretty can call me truth the arctic wolf" volgende coral "im coral the wolf and this is my bff flana" "yup yup yup" zei flana. then arc "names arc the fox" then dare "i am dare the echidna plz too meet u" then whisper "hwi im wisper the wabbit hewwo mwiss wane" then tuseday "im tuesday, tuesday the hedgehog" finally dasher "and darling u can call me dasher the hedgehog ooorr cheif" rane smiled friendlily, i twas the first tme i ever saw her smile ever since we met. and i liked to see her smile it made me feel good inside. Suddenly, arc froze, it was the kind og froze that she only froze bout when someone was coming. it seemed that tuseday felt it to, he looked in pain looking off into the distant woods. then arc and him shoot off into the woods. its was a half uur bfor they got back, and we were all scared for the new they would bring back. when they did, it wasnt a caravan was coming down the path. no no. it was ..valices army was coming over the mountains ....FAST! quickly we got all our belongings and set off toward the Forgona arctic moutains. when i looked over at misery beside me runnig she looked scared and nervous. but when i look at rane on my other side....she wasnt scared..and yet she wasnt happy of anything..she looked exspesionless but with tears...dipping down her face. no exspression on her face...but in her hart-, hart she was sad.
DONT RED THIS IF U HAVNT READ CHAPTER 1-4
i woke up the volgende moring and looked at rane. she had fallen half off her mattress and was sleeping with her mouth wide open drooling. i quietly giggled and woke her up. "FIRED PIES IN A PAN" she yelled when i shook her awake. she followed me outside to wat truth calls the meet circle, truth was from a upperclass family and is very formal. mayb thats y misery never liked her the minuut she met her. the meeting cirkel wasnt much, but it was ok for us since we really didnt want exspect much. it was a big rock flattened out so someone could stand on it and a pond with little rocks around it so that people could sit on them. everyone was already there, even arc. rane stepped on to the rock with dasher volgende to her. and he announced "this is our new friend Rane the cat. she will b joining us. plz step vooruit, voorwaarts and intorduce yourself" misery was the first, i guess she was starting to take a liking to her. "we met last nite, im Misery the hedgehog"
and truth snickers "yup thats project misery" and then she stepped vooruit, voorwaarts "u little pretty can call me truth the arctic wolf" volgende coral "im coral the wolf and this is my bff flana" "yup yup yup" zei flana. then arc "names arc the fox" then dare "i am dare the echidna plz too meet u" then whisper "hwi im wisper the wabbit hewwo mwiss wane" then tuseday "im tuesday, tuesday the hedgehog" finally dasher "and darling u can call me dasher the hedgehog ooorr cheif" rane smiled friendlily, i twas the first tme i ever saw her smile ever since we met. and i liked to see her smile it made me feel good inside. Suddenly, arc froze, it was the kind og froze that she only froze bout when someone was coming. it seemed that tuseday felt it to, he looked in pain looking off into the distant woods. then arc and him shoot off into the woods. its was a half uur bfor they got back, and we were all scared for the new they would bring back. when they did, it wasnt a caravan was coming down the path. no no. it was ..valices army was coming over the mountains ....FAST! quickly we got all our belongings and set off toward the Forgona arctic moutains. when i looked over at misery beside me runnig she looked scared and nervous. but when i look at rane on my other side....she wasnt scared..and yet she wasnt happy of anything..she looked exspesionless but with tears...dipping down her face. no exspression on her face...but in her hart-, hart she was sad.
clarece: today we are going to cook...bourbon chicken sandwitch well lets get started IN medium skillet over medium heat melt perzik preseves...
suddunly a robot crashes in and take the crystal off her neck
eggman: hahahaha! now i can rule the world
clarece: u_u eggman! give back the crystal now of i will kick the shit out of you!
eggman: hahahaha! foolish girl why would i do that
clarece: because... I AM THER ONE TO SAVE THE WHOLE WORLD AND EVERYONE IN IT INCLUDEING U U FAT ezel teef OF A BASTARD!
eggman: { blastes her with a lazer}
clarece: THATS IT U SON OF A BITCH!
{clarece beats the fuckim shit out of eggman}
clarece: well i took care of that teef now we can continue after the camercail
part 2 coming soon
suddunly a robot crashes in and take the crystal off her neck
eggman: hahahaha! now i can rule the world
clarece: u_u eggman! give back the crystal now of i will kick the shit out of you!
eggman: hahahaha! foolish girl why would i do that
clarece: because... I AM THER ONE TO SAVE THE WHOLE WORLD AND EVERYONE IN IT INCLUDEING U U FAT ezel teef OF A BASTARD!
eggman: { blastes her with a lazer}
clarece: THATS IT U SON OF A BITCH!
{clarece beats the fuckim shit out of eggman}
clarece: well i took care of that teef now we can continue after the camercail
part 2 coming soon
This is actually inspired door an old artikel I made here about Horn's average day, I remade it and here it is! Enjoy.
The following takes place between 0 Hours and 2359 Hours
0000 - 0330
Sleep.
0330 - 0530
Shower.
0530 - 0750
Style Hair.
0750 - 0800
Beat Coro With A Blunt of Dull Object While Eating appel, apple Jacks.
0800 - 1100
Get Pissed At The Local Bar.
1100 - 1230
Attempt To Drive Drunk.
1230 - 1231
Unsuccessful.
1231 - 1340
Realize It Was Unsuccessful.
1340 -1400
Return home pagina From Police Station.
1400 - 1610
Clean The House After An appel, apple Jacks And Coro Related Incident.
1610 - 1730
Beat Coro With A Spiked of Sharp Object.
1730 - 1800
Attempt To Relax.
1800 - 1802
Relax.
1802 - 1950
Flirt with (Wo)Men.
1950 - 2130
Sustain Serious Genitalia Damage.
2130 - 2200
Sex.
2200 - 2300
Realize Your Homosexuality.
2300 - 2359
Stay In The Closet
Lather, Rinse & Repeat.
The following takes place between 0 Hours and 2359 Hours
0000 - 0330
Sleep.
0330 - 0530
Shower.
0530 - 0750
Style Hair.
0750 - 0800
Beat Coro With A Blunt of Dull Object While Eating appel, apple Jacks.
0800 - 1100
Get Pissed At The Local Bar.
1100 - 1230
Attempt To Drive Drunk.
1230 - 1231
Unsuccessful.
1231 - 1340
Realize It Was Unsuccessful.
1340 -1400
Return home pagina From Police Station.
1400 - 1610
Clean The House After An appel, apple Jacks And Coro Related Incident.
1610 - 1730
Beat Coro With A Spiked of Sharp Object.
1730 - 1800
Attempt To Relax.
1800 - 1802
Relax.
1802 - 1950
Flirt with (Wo)Men.
1950 - 2130
Sustain Serious Genitalia Damage.
2130 - 2200
Sex.
2200 - 2300
Realize Your Homosexuality.
2300 - 2359
Stay In The Closet
Lather, Rinse & Repeat.
“Shane?”
“…”
“Shane?”
“…”
“Shane?”
“…”
“SHANE, u LITTLE FUCKER!?”
“Hnnn?” zei HedgeBat turned to the now-infuriated HedgeBeast, putting his magazine down, “Whaddaya want, Mother?”
“You’re stoned.”
“So?”
“I’m bored.”
“Then do something…”
“Can I go drive a tank over something?”
door then, Shane had turned his attention back to his magazine, “Go for it.”
…
“YYEEEEEHHHAAAAWWW!”
Next morning…
“Mother?”
“Yeah?”
“…What happened to my car?”
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Uhh... Yeah. :| I'm not quite sure what this is, either.
Mother drives a tank over Shane's car... I dunno what else she destroyed. 8/
“…”
“Shane?”
“…”
“Shane?”
“…”
“SHANE, u LITTLE FUCKER!?”
“Hnnn?” zei HedgeBat turned to the now-infuriated HedgeBeast, putting his magazine down, “Whaddaya want, Mother?”
“You’re stoned.”
“So?”
“I’m bored.”
“Then do something…”
“Can I go drive a tank over something?”
door then, Shane had turned his attention back to his magazine, “Go for it.”
…
“YYEEEEEHHHAAAAWWW!”
Next morning…
“Mother?”
“Yeah?”
“…What happened to my car?”
________________________________________________
Uhh... Yeah. :| I'm not quite sure what this is, either.
Mother drives a tank over Shane's car... I dunno what else she destroyed. 8/
After math class, Cynthia walked to her boyfriend, Mars.
"How was class?" he asked, "Sucked." answered Cynthia.
After school, Cynthia was walking out the building when all of a sudden, a female hedgehog skateboarded in front of her, both falling down.
"Hey! Watch it punk!" The hedgehog answered dusting off her black jeans.
"I'm sorry, but who are you?" Cynthia asked in a concerned tone.
"None of your business thats who!" She exclaimed.
"You must be Darklin, Shadow's sister." The bat admitted, "Yeah your right, but barge in front of me like that you'll be getting stitched up!" Darklin yelled skateboarding away.
"How was class?" he asked, "Sucked." answered Cynthia.
After school, Cynthia was walking out the building when all of a sudden, a female hedgehog skateboarded in front of her, both falling down.
"Hey! Watch it punk!" The hedgehog answered dusting off her black jeans.
"I'm sorry, but who are you?" Cynthia asked in a concerned tone.
"None of your business thats who!" She exclaimed.
"You must be Darklin, Shadow's sister." The bat admitted, "Yeah your right, but barge in front of me like that you'll be getting stitched up!" Darklin yelled skateboarding away.
Name:Salena Raqque Nagato
Age:19
Physical Apperence:Dark Pink-Red hair, with a light roze body
Species:Hedgebat
Occupation:The keyboard guitauir(pretty much a guiair in any shape, with buttons) for ster SOS
Friends:Anna the Hedgehog, Miranda the Echinda, and Kagimi the Cat
Enimes:Dr.Eggmansign
Faveriote color:Black
Faveriote Sign:Peace
Outfits:A black tank, and light roze skirt
Black dress with red hearts
Ride:None
Parents:Alicia Nagoto(Birth Mother), Veronica and James Calico(Adopted
Height:4 ft.
Backstory:Salena had longer hair, but when she was about 3, her birth mother(Alicia)cut it off.Soon, she was taken from her birth family and put into the Calico family.She vowed to be like the good side of her mother as soon as she got there.She has a very scattered romantic past, and three friends(Anna, Kagimi, and Miranda) who were like her sisters her entire life.
Age:19
Physical Apperence:Dark Pink-Red hair, with a light roze body
Species:Hedgebat
Occupation:The keyboard guitauir(pretty much a guiair in any shape, with buttons) for ster SOS
Friends:Anna the Hedgehog, Miranda the Echinda, and Kagimi the Cat
Enimes:Dr.Eggmansign
Faveriote color:Black
Faveriote Sign:Peace
Outfits:A black tank, and light roze skirt
Black dress with red hearts
Ride:None
Parents:Alicia Nagoto(Birth Mother), Veronica and James Calico(Adopted
Height:4 ft.
Backstory:Salena had longer hair, but when she was about 3, her birth mother(Alicia)cut it off.Soon, she was taken from her birth family and put into the Calico family.She vowed to be like the good side of her mother as soon as she got there.She has a very scattered romantic past, and three friends(Anna, Kagimi, and Miranda) who were like her sisters her entire life.
Heres my lijst in characters, i'll need my copy for reminders!
Cynthia: School beauty, man's lady!, Mars' Girlfriend
Mars: School Bully, Cynthia's boyfriend
Zalara: populair Girl, Sonic's Cousin
Venom: Silent Girl, reads a lot, has no friends, Rouge's Cousin
Darklin: Goth Girl, never listens, Shadow's sister
Rouge: Pretty Girl, Shadow's Girlfriend
Shadow: Silent Boy, Rouge's Boyfriend
Sonic: Annoying Kid, Zalara's Cousin, Hates Venom
Amy: Annoying as heck kid, likes Sonic
Tikal: Likes Knuckles, Kind kid
Knuckles: Bully wannabe, Wants to be vrienden with Mars
Death: School Jerk, has no friends
Cynthia: School beauty, man's lady!, Mars' Girlfriend
Mars: School Bully, Cynthia's boyfriend
Zalara: populair Girl, Sonic's Cousin
Venom: Silent Girl, reads a lot, has no friends, Rouge's Cousin
Darklin: Goth Girl, never listens, Shadow's sister
Rouge: Pretty Girl, Shadow's Girlfriend
Shadow: Silent Boy, Rouge's Boyfriend
Sonic: Annoying Kid, Zalara's Cousin, Hates Venom
Amy: Annoying as heck kid, likes Sonic
Tikal: Likes Knuckles, Kind kid
Knuckles: Bully wannabe, Wants to be vrienden with Mars
Death: School Jerk, has no friends