The volgende morning was dark and rainy.
I got up out my bed and stretched. I got a big smile on my face and put a crown on my head that read "birthday boy."
I was expecting tons of visitors, but only one came. I heard knocking on my door. I opened it up to see who it was.
With a sad face, I walked up to the door and opened it. It was that one Chris the Mechahog guy. He was holding a present and he was smiling. I sighed.
"Hi!" He shouted. He handed me a present and brought in a cake. "How's your birthday been?" He asked.
"Crappy," I said. "I was expecting a lot of people and meer presents."
Chris's expression slightly darkened.
"Well, open it up!" He said.
I ripped open the wrapping paper. It was an iPhone. Under that was something that resembled a PokeDex.
"Thanks!" I shouted. "Is this a PokeDex?" I asked.
"Um, well, sort of. I hacked it to recognize people that u know instead of PokeMon. u will need it if u ever come across that one honey das, badger guy again!" He said. He grunted and closed his eyes and put his head on his forehead. He oopened the door and ran out. "Sorry!" He shouted.
"But wait!" I shouted. I shighed and walked over to the table. I cut the cake and put a slice on a plate. I pulled out a fork and sighed again. I rested my head on my head on my hand that wasn't holding the fork and started eating.
A few hours later, I heard thunder outside. The sky was turning black, along with everything else. I jumped out the door. "Not again...." I pulled out my PokeDex thingy. and started running.
A pentagram was spreading across the sky, just like it had before, strange things were growing everywhere, just like before, and people were running, just like before. I jumped up and started flying into the thunder.
My Dex thing started beeping.
I pulled it out.
It zei "Madjin the Dark/Honey Badger".
I flew up farther and saw Chris the Mechahog fighting Madjin in a different form. I smirked and chuckled.
I put on a fake mustache and a deliverey man costume and flew up to Madjin.
"Sir, I have your order of "The Satanic Bible".
He pulled the box out of my hands and opened it. Suddenly, a mes sprung out of the box and hit him in the chest and stuck there. He fell to to the ground. He fell with such force that the mes stuck to the ground while it was in Madjin's chest. A pile of blood started pouring from it.
Chris and I both flew down to the ground. We gave each other a high five.
Everything went light again, very quickly.
"HELL YES."
I got up out my bed and stretched. I got a big smile on my face and put a crown on my head that read "birthday boy."
I was expecting tons of visitors, but only one came. I heard knocking on my door. I opened it up to see who it was.
With a sad face, I walked up to the door and opened it. It was that one Chris the Mechahog guy. He was holding a present and he was smiling. I sighed.
"Hi!" He shouted. He handed me a present and brought in a cake. "How's your birthday been?" He asked.
"Crappy," I said. "I was expecting a lot of people and meer presents."
Chris's expression slightly darkened.
"Well, open it up!" He said.
I ripped open the wrapping paper. It was an iPhone. Under that was something that resembled a PokeDex.
"Thanks!" I shouted. "Is this a PokeDex?" I asked.
"Um, well, sort of. I hacked it to recognize people that u know instead of PokeMon. u will need it if u ever come across that one honey das, badger guy again!" He said. He grunted and closed his eyes and put his head on his forehead. He oopened the door and ran out. "Sorry!" He shouted.
"But wait!" I shouted. I shighed and walked over to the table. I cut the cake and put a slice on a plate. I pulled out a fork and sighed again. I rested my head on my head on my hand that wasn't holding the fork and started eating.
A few hours later, I heard thunder outside. The sky was turning black, along with everything else. I jumped out the door. "Not again...." I pulled out my PokeDex thingy. and started running.
A pentagram was spreading across the sky, just like it had before, strange things were growing everywhere, just like before, and people were running, just like before. I jumped up and started flying into the thunder.
My Dex thing started beeping.
I pulled it out.
It zei "Madjin the Dark/Honey Badger".
I flew up farther and saw Chris the Mechahog fighting Madjin in a different form. I smirked and chuckled.
I put on a fake mustache and a deliverey man costume and flew up to Madjin.
"Sir, I have your order of "The Satanic Bible".
He pulled the box out of my hands and opened it. Suddenly, a mes sprung out of the box and hit him in the chest and stuck there. He fell to to the ground. He fell with such force that the mes stuck to the ground while it was in Madjin's chest. A pile of blood started pouring from it.
Chris and I both flew down to the ground. We gave each other a high five.
Everything went light again, very quickly.
"HELL YES."
In honour of the Horn of Gripey Justice, I propose a scenario article, in place of a scenario question. Go!
***
Walking down the straat is a woman dressed in pale blue with a parasol and a purse, who smiles at the passing people.
Following closely behind is a man in a white mantel weilding a halberd, which glints wickedly.
Seemingly unexpectant and helpless, the woman may need help.
Though, depending on your character's alignment, he of she may do something... different.
***
The roleplay will function like a real street, with many people. But, I suppose that was implied.
Have fun, and keep it PG-13.
***
Walking down the straat is a woman dressed in pale blue with a parasol and a purse, who smiles at the passing people.
Following closely behind is a man in a white mantel weilding a halberd, which glints wickedly.
Seemingly unexpectant and helpless, the woman may need help.
Though, depending on your character's alignment, he of she may do something... different.
***
The roleplay will function like a real street, with many people. But, I suppose that was implied.
Have fun, and keep it PG-13.
Yxari is a Scorpio. Somehow, I'm freaked out at the coincidences. I, in the beginning, made her birthday November the 1st--Scorpio territory-- before even reading Homestuck. I did not know any astrological dates whatsoever, I had yet to find out what sign she was. At the time, I didn't care. So I created Ana-Lysa, giving her metal hands and such. I read Homestuck. Vriska Serket's arm is mechanical-- Ana-Lysa's hands. Vriska is sometimes ruthless and cold-- Yxari's attitude. Vriska's puffy hair-- Yxari's puffy hair. Mindfang's a bitch, so is Ana-Lysa.
What a string of coincidences, eh? I just now-- well, a few hours ago, looked up Yxari's sign. I'm freaked out, since my mother and I are litterally psychic.
What a string of coincidences, eh? I just now-- well, a few hours ago, looked up Yxari's sign. I'm freaked out, since my mother and I are litterally psychic.
"When are we going to start Gant?" Slick asked eager to start.
"When Madam Yogi gives the go, when she does is when the guards go away to make way for the general Joseph Heat and his precious cargo; Yuki the angelbat," Gant answered without pause.
"The one we're gonna rescue, the one that is tortured and used for her electrical powers," Dash continued for Gant.
"Why can't we just go before they get inside?" Slick questioned Gant and Dash.
"If we go when that happens all the guards will be on us! We're suppose to stay veilig and keep our identities hidden," Rioul answered agressively although calm.
"Shh...we need to listen for the signal..." Dash zei concerned.
"What was the signal again?" Slick asked.
"I zei shh!" Dash quickly said. A seconde later they all hear a beep...Beep beep beep, beep...
"Now!" exclaimed Gant.
They all started running towards their positions, ready to start...
"When Madam Yogi gives the go, when she does is when the guards go away to make way for the general Joseph Heat and his precious cargo; Yuki the angelbat," Gant answered without pause.
"The one we're gonna rescue, the one that is tortured and used for her electrical powers," Dash continued for Gant.
"Why can't we just go before they get inside?" Slick questioned Gant and Dash.
"If we go when that happens all the guards will be on us! We're suppose to stay veilig and keep our identities hidden," Rioul answered agressively although calm.
"Shh...we need to listen for the signal..." Dash zei concerned.
"What was the signal again?" Slick asked.
"I zei shh!" Dash quickly said. A seconde later they all hear a beep...Beep beep beep, beep...
"Now!" exclaimed Gant.
They all started running towards their positions, ready to start...
Andrew.
Memorandum: Re: St. Christoph's Square
To: Achio Noch
From: Gallancy Torren Oceanius
>But why not?
>
>Well......
>Diabo? He'd kill me for not being Nimean.
>Arty? She'd probably just throw paint at me.
>Nate would send bees at me.
>Tydus would hold me for ransom.
>Estill is the personality of a *SPOILERS FOR ANYONE READING DOES NOT COMPUTE*
>Do u REALLY expect me to SURVIVE? Even in Taetoro?
>
>..... Maybe not for LOOONG....
>
>Exactly.
>
>So, you're NOT coming?
>
> *facepalm*
To: Achio Noch
From: Gallancy Torren Oceanius
>But why not?
>
>Well......
>Diabo? He'd kill me for not being Nimean.
>Arty? She'd probably just throw paint at me.
>Nate would send bees at me.
>Tydus would hold me for ransom.
>Estill is the personality of a *SPOILERS FOR ANYONE READING DOES NOT COMPUTE*
>Do u REALLY expect me to SURVIVE? Even in Taetoro?
>
>..... Maybe not for LOOONG....
>
>Exactly.
>
>So, you're NOT coming?
>
> *facepalm*
