"...so I put a razor in my mouth and do this. (shows scars) and u know what? SHE CAN'T STAND THE SIGHT OF ME! she leaves. Now I see the funny side. Now I'm always smiling."
"Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg, the bat mobile lost a wheel, and the Joker got AWAY!""HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" I couldn't stop laughing when I first heard that on the show.
From Batman (1989) "As though we were made for each other... Beauty and the Beast. Of course, if anyone else calls u beast, I'll rip their lungs out." lol