Justin: hallo Alejandro! Guess what I did last night?
Alejandro: Finally accepted your homosexuality and went to a gay bar?
Justin: I KILLED HEATHER! :D
Alejandro: u son of a-
*10 minuten later*
Alejandro: *knocking furiously on the door*
Heather: WTF, Alejandro? It's 6 am!
Alejandro: ...Mi amor! *hugs her*

Justin: ..Okay, they're together. Now where's my cake? I was promised cake!

Courtney: B-but..I don't understand..why'd he do it?
Love therapist: Are u joking? You're like the poster girlfriend for bad girlfriends. u kicked him between the legs so many times that even of u did get back together, u wouldn't be able to have kids!
Courtney: ...
LT: That doesn't mean I approove of him and Gwen. vrienden don't kiss friends' boyfriends, u know what I'm sayin'?

Duncan: Why am I in hell again?
Devil: Why? I couldn't STAND u in TDI. u thought u were SO cool. TDA u were fine, but...seriously? Cheating? That just proves that you're no real man. That and u killed a pastor.
Duncan: ....
Osama bin Laden: AL-QUIDA RULEZ MOTHERF***ERS!
Devil: Shut up. *pushes him in the firey pits of hell*
Rebecca Black: I didn't even do anything bad. Can I go now?
Devil: I'll tell u what u did. u made my ears bleed, throw up, and explode!
Duncan: Oooh, harsh.
Devil: Shut up and wipe my feet.

Heather: Oh, Alejandro. You're the only man for me.
Alejandro: <3
Random guy #1: Heather. What are u doing with that guy? I've been waiting for over an hour.
Heather: Go away, Randy.
Random guy #2: Hey, u zei we were going to have our night!
Heather: Tomorrow, Liang.
Random guy #3: Heather, u little slut! How could you?!
Alejandro: *takes out a gun*
(BANGBANGBANGBANG!}
Heather: Wow, Alejandro, u really know how to use a gun..
Alejandro: ....I'm leaving.

Gwen: *speaking to the camera* Hi. I'm Gwen. In a pinda suit. *looks around* Hope I don't get sued.