Izzy: HI AND WELCOME TO... *trumpet music* THE IZZY AND DUNCAN WEBSHOW!!!!!!!
Duncan: (sarcasticly) Yay! I'm so fucking exited!
Izzy: ME TOO!!!!! NOW, WE'LL DO A SEGMENT WE LIKE TO CALL, CHATTING!!!!
Duncan: It's a segment where we talk; now can I go home?
Izzy: No
Duncan:Pleeeeesssseeee???????????
Izzy: No
Duncan: I'll be your best friend!!!!
Izzy: I already have best friends, and here they come now!!!!
*Heather, Lindsay, and Courtney enter the room*
Duncan: COURTNEY u LIAR!!!!!!!!
Courtney: What? phsyco girl offered me a couple of bucks for this.
Duncan: Unngghh....
Heather: So, what are we doing here?
Izzy: We're doing a new segment called Poke Duncan!!
Duncan: Crap...
*everyone starts poking Duncan*
Duncan: Oww...owww..AAAAWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lindsay: Sorry, that's my acupunture needle
Duncan: NEEDLE?????????????? u idiot...
Izzy: Looks like we'll have to cut this segment short... TRENT TAKE HIM TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL!!!!!
Trent: NO!!!!!!!THE teef stal MY GIRL!!!!!!!!!!
Courtney: I'll take him...
*Courtney takes Duncan to the hospital, with everyone else in the car. They are still being filmed.*
Lindsay: Sorry Duncan...
Duncan: u FUCKING oww.... IDIOT!!!!!!!!
Courtney: Try to keep your cool for once, Duncan.
Heather: Yeah, Duncan. of should I say... Dunc'd in BLOOD!!!!!!
*akward scilence*
Courtney: That's not funny.
Heather: I know.
Trent: Anyways... I don't even know why I'm coming... Duncan is a whore...
Izzy: u still like Gwen don't you, Trent?!
Trent: HELL NO!!!!!
Izzy and Lindsay: Gwen and Duncan sitting in a tree... K-I-S-S-I-N-G
Trent: Grrr......
Duncan: Ahh, Gwen... *Courtney slaps him* I mean... STOP!
Izzy: We're going slow... are we in traffic?
Harold: And LOTS of it!!! My mad driving skills could get us to the hospital faster... but Duncan sucks so no skillage!
Noah: Yeah... whatever... oh and door the way Duncan, I wrote 'kick me' on the back of your overhemd, shirt with Sharpee
Duncan: What color? OOWWW!!!!!
Noah: White.
Izzy: Ant I wrote 'Idiot' on his nose with the same marker!
*Noah and Izzy give eachother a fist bump*
Cortney: *looks at Duncan's nose* Yeah, it's on there...
Heather: And u just got embarresed on the internet... 'cause we're still filming!
*shows Trent holding silver camcorder*
Duncan: THIS IS THE WORST dag OF MY LIFE!!!
*Three hours later in the emergency room...*
Doctor: Here u go Duncan... you'll be fine, but no hardcore physical activity for the rest of the month!
Duncan: Does that mean no crimes?
Doctor: Yes.
Duncan: Noooo!!!!!
*shows everyone else*
Izzy: This has been the Izzy toon planing to ruin Duncan's day! With Izzy...
Trent: And Trent...
Harold: And Harold...
Courtney: And Courtney...
Noah: And Noah...
Heather: And Heather...
Lindsay: And Lindsay...
Izzy: So tune into the volgende episode of...
Everyone: THE IZZY SHOW!!!!!!!
Izzy: See u later!
*everyone waves*
Duncan: (sarcasticly) Yay! I'm so fucking exited!
Izzy: ME TOO!!!!! NOW, WE'LL DO A SEGMENT WE LIKE TO CALL, CHATTING!!!!
Duncan: It's a segment where we talk; now can I go home?
Izzy: No
Duncan:Pleeeeesssseeee???????????
Izzy: No
Duncan: I'll be your best friend!!!!
Izzy: I already have best friends, and here they come now!!!!
*Heather, Lindsay, and Courtney enter the room*
Duncan: COURTNEY u LIAR!!!!!!!!
Courtney: What? phsyco girl offered me a couple of bucks for this.
Duncan: Unngghh....
Heather: So, what are we doing here?
Izzy: We're doing a new segment called Poke Duncan!!
Duncan: Crap...
*everyone starts poking Duncan*
Duncan: Oww...owww..AAAAWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lindsay: Sorry, that's my acupunture needle
Duncan: NEEDLE?????????????? u idiot...
Izzy: Looks like we'll have to cut this segment short... TRENT TAKE HIM TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL!!!!!
Trent: NO!!!!!!!THE teef stal MY GIRL!!!!!!!!!!
Courtney: I'll take him...
*Courtney takes Duncan to the hospital, with everyone else in the car. They are still being filmed.*
Lindsay: Sorry Duncan...
Duncan: u FUCKING oww.... IDIOT!!!!!!!!
Courtney: Try to keep your cool for once, Duncan.
Heather: Yeah, Duncan. of should I say... Dunc'd in BLOOD!!!!!!
*akward scilence*
Courtney: That's not funny.
Heather: I know.
Trent: Anyways... I don't even know why I'm coming... Duncan is a whore...
Izzy: u still like Gwen don't you, Trent?!
Trent: HELL NO!!!!!
Izzy and Lindsay: Gwen and Duncan sitting in a tree... K-I-S-S-I-N-G
Trent: Grrr......
Duncan: Ahh, Gwen... *Courtney slaps him* I mean... STOP!
Izzy: We're going slow... are we in traffic?
Harold: And LOTS of it!!! My mad driving skills could get us to the hospital faster... but Duncan sucks so no skillage!
Noah: Yeah... whatever... oh and door the way Duncan, I wrote 'kick me' on the back of your overhemd, shirt with Sharpee
Duncan: What color? OOWWW!!!!!
Noah: White.
Izzy: Ant I wrote 'Idiot' on his nose with the same marker!
*Noah and Izzy give eachother a fist bump*
Cortney: *looks at Duncan's nose* Yeah, it's on there...
Heather: And u just got embarresed on the internet... 'cause we're still filming!
*shows Trent holding silver camcorder*
Duncan: THIS IS THE WORST dag OF MY LIFE!!!
*Three hours later in the emergency room...*
Doctor: Here u go Duncan... you'll be fine, but no hardcore physical activity for the rest of the month!
Duncan: Does that mean no crimes?
Doctor: Yes.
Duncan: Noooo!!!!!
*shows everyone else*
Izzy: This has been the Izzy toon planing to ruin Duncan's day! With Izzy...
Trent: And Trent...
Harold: And Harold...
Courtney: And Courtney...
Noah: And Noah...
Heather: And Heather...
Lindsay: And Lindsay...
Izzy: So tune into the volgende episode of...
Everyone: THE IZZY SHOW!!!!!!!
Izzy: See u later!
*everyone waves*
Tasha: hallo everybody this is a new season of Total Drama I'm Chris's Sister Tasha and I'm the host. And here comes the first contestant of Tds I welcome Natalie
Natalie: Hi Tasha it's great to be here
Tasha: *Whispers to the camra* Thats what she thinks volgende up is Rikki
Rikki: Hi Tasha and Hi other girl *smiles*
Natalie: WOW u have awesome teeth!
Rikki: Thanks
Tasha: Girls I welcome Jordan
Jordan: hallo Tasha
Tasha: Ya ya ya whatever. I present Rayven
Rayven: Hi Tasha
Tasha: HI ALREADY!!!
Rayven: Geez don't have to be so....
Tasha: Dare to finish that sentence! *Sinister look*
Rayven: *gulps* No
Tasha: I didn't think so. Now give it up for Jared
Jared: Hi people
Rikki and Nathalie: Whatever
Tasha: Heres Zoey!
Zoey: Hi Tasha Hi everybody I'm Zoey.
Everybody: Hi
Tasha: Heres Ray!
Ray: Hi everybody!
Tasha: Heres Penny and Samatha
Penny: Hi everybody
Samatha: Hi people
Part 2 coming soon :D
Natalie: Hi Tasha it's great to be here
Tasha: *Whispers to the camra* Thats what she thinks volgende up is Rikki
Rikki: Hi Tasha and Hi other girl *smiles*
Natalie: WOW u have awesome teeth!
Rikki: Thanks
Tasha: Girls I welcome Jordan
Jordan: hallo Tasha
Tasha: Ya ya ya whatever. I present Rayven
Rayven: Hi Tasha
Tasha: HI ALREADY!!!
Rayven: Geez don't have to be so....
Tasha: Dare to finish that sentence! *Sinister look*
Rayven: *gulps* No
Tasha: I didn't think so. Now give it up for Jared
Jared: Hi people
Rikki and Nathalie: Whatever
Tasha: Heres Zoey!
Zoey: Hi Tasha Hi everybody I'm Zoey.
Everybody: Hi
Tasha: Heres Ray!
Ray: Hi everybody!
Tasha: Heres Penny and Samatha
Penny: Hi everybody
Samatha: Hi people
Part 2 coming soon :D
Geoff: Your kidding me right???????
Noah: No! This could really be the end of the world.
Bridgette: We have to worn the world.
Duncan: Frist Courtney!
Katie: But we don't know where she is.
Izzy:woho!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
geoff: Izzy????
Izzy: I know where courtney is.
Duncan: where?
Izzy: Hop on my vine.
Duncan: Your crazy!
Izzy: I know i am.
Duncan: how about u walk me there.
Izzy: ok.
Geoff: I'll go on main straat with bridgette.
noah: I'll go to all the state house.
Sadie: I'll go to all the houses with katie!
Duncan: I'll go tell courtney with izzy.
Izzy: yep
Noah: ok lets go!
Noah: No! This could really be the end of the world.
Bridgette: We have to worn the world.
Duncan: Frist Courtney!
Katie: But we don't know where she is.
Izzy:woho!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
geoff: Izzy????
Izzy: I know where courtney is.
Duncan: where?
Izzy: Hop on my vine.
Duncan: Your crazy!
Izzy: I know i am.
Duncan: how about u walk me there.
Izzy: ok.
Geoff: I'll go on main straat with bridgette.
noah: I'll go to all the state house.
Sadie: I'll go to all the houses with katie!
Duncan: I'll go tell courtney with izzy.
Izzy: yep
Noah: ok lets go!