Vannessa: Hello and welcome to... TOTAL DRAMA
GOTH!The newest reality toon that my
friend dared me to make! *mumbles* fuck
her...Ok! anyway TDG takes 12 lucky
contestants to....

Duncan: A place to make them suffer!

Vannessa: Shut up sexypants!

Duncan: I dont have to If I don't want to.

Gwen: u should listen to her i've seen her beat
up a live shark!

Duncan: O_O

Vannessa: IM NOT CRAZY!

Duncan: I never zei u were.....

Vannessa: As i was saying TDG takes 12 lucky
contestants on a trip to a deserted
island where they will have the chance
to win A LOT OF MOOLAH!

Gwen: *scream* *pans crashing*

Vannessa: *eyes widen* What is it now Gwen?!?

Gwen: *runs into room* rabid.... *pant*
beavers.....*pant*.... chasing me.....
*pant*

Duncan: Dont tell that to the viewers!

Vannessa: Duncan remind me to possibly brand Gwen.

Duncan: I will

V/D/G: WELCOME TO TOTAL DRAMA GOTH!