TDI wiki got some part of the first TDWT aftermath! WARNING! SPOILERS!

Blainely: So...how does everybody feel about the fact that it's Geoff's fault that you're all out of the game?
Geoff: (gasps) Hey...I tried to organize us into a rescue party from the bus of doom.
Blainely: And now your rescue party has to sit and watch everyone else play for a million.
Geoff: I threw a great consolation party, with a piñata!
Trent: Yeah, that was my guitar. I kept telling you!
Geoff: I'd rather host the aftermath than suffer through meer drama.
Blainely: Care to prove it with a game of Truth of Hammer?
Blainely: Nice moves, Geoff. Almost nicer than the moves Alejandro made on Bridgette.
Geoff: Happy, happy, happy! Happy, happy- (Hammer swings down) Whoa, game's over! Time to verplaats on to our first segment. We'll be spending time with everyone who's left the toon since the season began.
Blainely: Everyone we could find, at least. Because two ex-contestants have gone AWOL. Which leads u our new segment, as designed door moi.
Trent: Only Duncan would throw away a chance at a million! Idiot.
Eva: So, you've gotta tell me what I saw.
Scottish Man: (gibberish)
Eva: What are u saying?! Aw, forget this!
Blainely: Camera shy? So not cool, Ezekiel.
Justin: u just zei "Ezekiel" and "cool" in the same sentance. Hilarious!
Blainely: What do u think? Real of fake?
Katie: Ghost!
Sadie: (screams)
Blainely: u know, surfer, vegetarian, blonde hair?
Geoff: Oh, yeah. Who was that again?
Beth: Bridgette, your girlfriend! The one who made out on TV with Alejandro and then kissed a pole! 'member?
Blainely: That's right! Please welcome our soulful surfer, who's unfortunate habit of kissing really cute dudes-
Geoff: Harold! Let's welcome out, Harold!
Harold: (is pushed onstage) But I'm no surfer. Unless u count the net. And I've never kissed any dudes before.
Harold: It's over?! I was on the toon for three seasons and all I get is a nano-second?!
Harold: (in a flashback; volgende to Justin who is urinating) When your bladder is full, it's roughly the size of a softball. (Justin puches Harold. volgende flashback; Harold is talking to Heather) The world's longest cricket match lasted 14 days. That's a lot of googlies. (Heather kicks him. volgende flashback; Harold is talking to Noah) In Alaska, it's illegal to talk to someone who is moosehunting. (Moose rams Harold. volgende flashback; Harold is talking to the camera) Squirrels only blink one eye at a time. Like this. (Demonstrates. eekhoorn punches him.)
TriviaThis episode titel is based on the Simon & Garfunkel song, "Bridge Over Troubled Water".
In this episode, it is revealed that Duncan and Ezekiel are "AWOL."