Total Drama Island Article: TDI datum song (contains crazyness) (Based off of Disaster Movie)

TDI datum song (contains crazyness) (Based off of Disaster Movie)

posted by dxarmy423

*at Trent and Courtneys wedding*

Trent: theres something I have to tell you

Courtney: what is it?

Trent: *takes out gitaar and starts playing*

Courtney: *stands there listening*

Trent: I'm dating tyler!

Courtney: your dating tyler?? well Im dating Bridgette!

*Camera goes to Bridgette*

Bridgette: yeah shes dating bridgette backstage, at my concert, at locker at school and beyond!

Bridgette: Im also dating DJ!

*Camera goes to DJ*

DJ: Yeah boy she dating DJ too!

DJ: u know what time it is cause Im dating Beth too!

*Camera goes to Beth*

Beth: Yeah I know but its true DJ dates me to

Justin: and I swapped with that intern and he swapped with that dude

Beth, Justin, Intern: and were all dating Owen!

*Camera goes to Owen*

Owen: Ohhh yeahhh there dating owen and Im dating duncan!

*Camera goes to duncan*

Duncan: When I get really mad, I start dating Geoff!

*Camera goes to Geoff*

Geoff: this might sound wrong but its true Im dating Sierra too!

*Camera goes to Sierra*

Sierra: Ding Dong!

Cody: whos that ringing on my bell?

Sierra: The Chick whos dating geoff

Sierra: thats G-E-O-F-F! and I like his ass

Cody: thats really great cause Im dating Alejandro!

*Camera goes to Alejandro*

Alejandro: dating alejandro aint that a pity cause im dating those chicks who dont look pretty

*Camera goes to Sadie and Katie*

Sadie: he dates the not so pretty girls?

Katie: but I wonder if he would get jelous if he knew we were dating the nerd with the utility belt

*Camera goes to Harold*

Harold: There all dating harold, having avondeten, diner at my nerd cave and my holy nerd house

Harold: wtf Im dating heather!

*Camera goes to heather*

Heather: He's dating heather! and Im dating Lindsay!

*Camera goes to lindsay*

Lindsay: Everyone datum me and I datum them back u see!

Lindsay: even the guy with the bad hair cut

*Camera goes to Ezekiel*

Ezekiel: call it *flips a coin* heads Im dating noah

*Camera goes to Noah*

Noah: Im dating eva cause she's so fine

*Camera goes to Eva*

Eva: yeah noah dates me once again but Im also dating chris!

*Camera goes to chris*

Chris: I am handsome and I am cool that why I datum those kids from high school!

*Camera goes to everybody*

Trent: datum me!

Bridgette: no datum me!

Harold: me!

Sierra: no me!!!!

*Camera fades to black*

THE END

(Based of the datum song from Disaster movie)

cb0104 This was stupidly awesome

agtimm This....Is....EPICCCCC!!!!!

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Al Capone and Duncan Malone door katie4cheer chapter 13

posted by IDDfan

Bullets tore at Duncan’s overhemd, shirt as he sprinted across the warehouse. But he was sure none of them pierced his flesh, since he would have known about it… Unless he was just numb to the pain. Duncan tended to block the pain out when he was concentrating really hard. He finally made it safely across the room, and he didn’t bother checking the doorknob. He knew it was locked.

So, instead, Duncan flipped the gun in his hand so that he was holding the barrel. He reared his arm back and smashed the butt of the gun through the non-bulletproof window. Glass sprayed everywhere, slicing into his cheeks...

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The Criminal Meets the Princess a Monica-san story chapter 9

posted by IDDfan

Realization and Diseases

He stared.

She glared.

That rhymed.

Courtney sighed irritably and took a couple of deep breaths. It was useless; it didn’t calm her down. Nothing could calm her down right now.

Duncan kept staring at Courtney, a smirk growing on his mouth. It was a slow day, and he was so bored—what better way than to aggravate Courtney?

Courtney couldn’t take it anymore. She groaned aloud and slammed her hands on the counter.

“If no one enters this damn coffee shop, of so help me, I will murder the first person I see!” she shouted. She glared harshly at Duncan. “Which is you,”...

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The Criminal Meets the Princess a Monica-san story chapter 6

posted by IDDfan

Transvestites and The Hulk

Duncan walked to Starbucks for his first dag working at that place. He felt like walking there, because he hasn't exercised in a while—not that he needed to. And he needed to buy a motorcycle pronto.

Finally, he arrived at the mini Starbucks shop. There was a lot of people in there, obviously buying coffee and junk. Mostly all of them were business people.

Duncan grimaced; he hated business people. They were too uptight, and they just didn't know how to have fun. All they do is sit behind their little bureau and do boring paperwork. Trent's dad was like that, but he...

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Total Drama Island goes to Britain! Ep 1 Elimanation

posted by Bridgette_rocks

Evil looks

Sorry about the wait!

Chris: Ok, to recap Lauren, Duncan, Dawn and Noah have invinsibility. So now on with the elimanation!

*On the field*

Chris: Remember, if u do not recive a bag of chips, your out!
Justin: *raises hand* Chris, i am strongly alergic to salt!
Lauren: mwahahahaha
Duncan: Haha! We don't care, dude!
Justin: *evil look*
Chris: Anyway ... the chips go to:

Lauren, Duncan, Dawn, Noah, Jared, Courtney, Sumer, Trent, Megan, Alex, Bridgette, Aydan, Geoff, Ashley, Amber, Andrea, Cody, Tyler, Harold, Domo and Bunny.

*gasp*

Sofie: Oh my goodness! Me in the bottem two?! GUYS!
Lauren: YAYS! SOFIES'...

After the party (TDF Juno's story)

posted by gwentrentever

The moment i heard i was in the final 2 i was syced, but the bad thing was me and Sumer just became vrienden and now we have to go against eachother, well the thing that made me win was the my step sister Heather kissed my cousin Duncan. Me and Sumer fliped, i was the winner, what was i going to do wiith all this money, idk, but i knew i was gonna throw a MASSIVE party, well the party is over, and i still have a TON of cash, so Me, Heather, and Duncan went and bought rediculous crap, and i still have a TON of cash, well i dont want to brag sorry if i was. oh and wanna know what Duncan did to me, HE TRIED TO PUSH ME OFF A CLIFF!!! i was being to over pretective of him so he tried to. the seconde i crossed that finish line i was like WTF!!!I WON???!?!?!?! im sorry u lost Sumer, i feel really bad 4 ya, and to the rest of u im sorry u lost, and Ela-fant UR A FREAK!!!!!i mean that, lol, ok thx goodbye!

Juno

Death: My Other Made-Up Camper

posted by xxXsk8trXxx

Name: Vivian 'Death' Goldman. She preferes to be called Death
Age: 16
Birthday: July 24
Personality: Dark, loner, anti-social, hates sports, unenthusiastic, sarcastic, clever, pestimistic, goth, crossdresses
Hobbies: Drawing, reading, blogging
Theme Song: I'm Not Okay - My Chemical Romance
Friends: Ezikiel, Noah, Gwen, Heather, Trent, Cody
Enemies: Everyone else, especialy Courtney and Leshawna
Crush: Ezikiel
Bio: Death is a rich goth kid. She crossdresses because she doesen't want to be like all the other bitchy girls who wear skirts and tank tops. Her dad is a C.E.O, and her mom is a blonde model...

life after total drama ep.2 elimination....

posted by CyD12

Nadia: welocome oranje team!! this is the first elimination night of u as a team! this will be so great!
Emily: just start saying the names...
Nadia: as u know here in my island one dag u are in and the volgende one u are out! lets start!!!
emily...
tappy....
danny...
Flavio...
Paola....
courtney....
heather, kevin... one of u will be out!
Heather: ough! just say my name!
Nadia: not so fast-
Kevin: ok, it was nice to be here-
Nadia: Kevin sit down!!!
Kevin: *sits down* fine...
Danny: just say who is out!
Nadia: heather.....
Tappy: but kevin-
Nadia: WHY U DONT LET ME FINISH MY SENTENCES!!!
Tappy: oh sorry
Nadia: ok, like i was saying, heather.... u are out!
Heather: what?!? u voted me off?!? ough! i want to see when u lose the game!!
Everyone: bye heather!

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how my hart-, hart was ripped to shreds, and then mended (the story of why i am mean)

posted by gwentrentever

my hart-, hart was sweyed door an angel named mannetjeseend, drake we went out for a jaar and he cheated on me and 2 days later we got back together cause he zei the kiss between him and Morah was a mistake and he asked out my friend oon fanpop over an i.m. her name was Megan(DxCluvr) so she yelled at mannetjeseend, drake and let me know what had happend...its like he took my hart-, hart and tore it then threw it in my face...but another boy mended my hart-, hart he is on fanpop i wont say who but u know who u are if u are reading...and now mannetjeseend, drake is gone outa my mind and its Drakes fault i commited suicide...he held me down and screamed...

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Total drama highscholl ep 1

posted by Fangirl99

The new kids left to right,Denise,tiffany,samantha, and jimmy.

Chris:Hello viewers! u remember me, Chris, don't you? Well if u dont, lets jog that memory. Theres been two seasons, TDI and TDA. This season will be TDH, also known as Total drama high school!Now, the kids dont know that this is a 3rd season. They think its an ordinary high school. But its really a reality toon that will most likely have brutal,disgustin,challenging, of all three of these combined, subjects ever other day. You'll get to see the drama during challenges, and behind the scenes drama as well. We also were in zoek for some teens tro tell them that they were able to go to...

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DxB Love (episode 2 part 2:The After Date)

posted by gwentrentever

DxB

meemme mout-Jacki
are u gonna kill Duncan?-Brittani
mmhhmm-Jacki
promise u wont kill him-Brittani
i mommise-Jacki
ok im gonna let u out-Brittani
ok are u sure she's not gonna kill me-Duncan
she wont-Brittani
*unties Jacki*-Duncan
*attacks Duncan*-Jacki
*pulls Jacki off* stop your hurting him-Brittani
I PROMISE I WILL NEVER TOUCH YOUR SISTER EVER-Duncan
he promises-Brittani
ok i'll buy it FOR NOW-Jacki
ok well me and Duncan are gonna go see a movie-Jacki
ok BUT DONT TOUCH HER u LITTLE MAN WHORE-Jacki
uh thank you-Duncan

(At the movie's)

ok lets ditch this place and go do illegal stuff-Duncan
uh idk-Brittani...

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Barbrah, Sabrinah and Debrah! (Based on TDF)

posted by Darksiidee

Enikah: *drawing and singing* One, 21 guns.. leave down ur arms... give up the fight...
Sofie: *Jump over Enikah*
Duncan: Sofie!
Sofie: I can sing too! *sings*
Enikah: What--- whaaat? DUNCAN, U WAS LISTENING BEHIND THE DOOR?? AGAIIIIN?
Sofie: *giggles* ur in troubles
Duncan: no, it was-- *pointing to Sofie* she was!
Enikah: *grabs Sofie's shoulders* u can tell this anyone! ANYONE! Neither u, Duncan!
Duncan: It's ok, ur secret is veilig with me
Enikah: What about u Sofie?
Sofie: Nyaaaa :3 It's ok Debrah!
Enikah & Duncan: Debrah? *nervious eye*
Sofie: yeah! Debrah *hugs Enikah*
Enikah: Why?
Sofie: cuz is...

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Total Drama Dance Chapter 2

posted by WrigleyRocks66

2: Arrivals

    A large boot appeared at the Dock of Shame. Out of the boat, came Ezekiel, Eva, Noah, Justin, Katie, Tyler, Izzy and Cody.
    “KATIE!” Sadie cried.
    “SADIE!” Katie cried.
    They hugged for what seemed like hours. Izzy and Justin were talking, when Heather pushed Izzy out of the way.
    “Move over, crazy girl!” Heather screamed. “Hey Justin? u want to be my datum for the reunion?”
    “No.”
    Heather kicked him and...