Venessa: Welcome! This is Ninja Warrior! We chose 20 lucky people to attempt this special season of Sasuke! They've all flown in from their hometowns to take on the new and improved course! They have all arrived safely in Japan, and I'm waiting here at the base of the Final Stage! It's time to introduce our contestants! Here comes one of them now!
Nathan: *points at the Final Stage* What is this stupid thing?!?!
Venessa: *sighs* That's the peak of Mount Midoriyama, Nathan.
Nathan: It looks like an old set with a rope attached to me.
Venessa: *glares at him for a moment, then begins to write...
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