"Congrats Nessie," i zei awkwardly. I knew i should have prepared for this but i didnt know she would get it so soon.I mean she is only 12 years old physically but alive for 2 years now.
I moved her out of earshot and told her "Well honey u know about the birds and the bees so i just want to tell u be safe," i zei it fast but i couldnt help it she was growing to fast. So i looked at Edward for help "Mood swings" he mouthed. Renesmee seemed to know that because wshe didnt want to hear anymore of it so she went to 1st base.
For a girl that has no atheletic ability i rule at baseball, I hit 5 homeruns on my team Edward, Esmee, Rosalie, and Emmett versus Carlilse, Nessie, Jacob, Alice, and Jasper.
Team E: 20 Team C: 21. This was the last inning until the thunderstorm would stop. It was Rosalies's turn to bat, I didn't have a doubt she would miss. But I knew we would lose because of Jacob's rapid 31 jaar old growing body.
Rosalie hit the ball and Jacob caught- dropped it and she ran to 1st base in a flash.
Now it was Edward's atrun and I knew he could hit the ball its just that our own daughter Nessie would always distracted him. Edward was up and hit the ball so hard that it sliced ALOT of branches off the trees 6 miles away. We won door 1 point. So that was amazing because they would ALWAYS win and it would bother me soooo much.
Everyone including Nessie and Jake raced home. Edward who was the fastest came hime in seconde and i was first.FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY VAMPIRE LIFE I COULD FINALLY BE SFIRST INSTEAD OF seconde HAHAHAHA.That was icing on the cake and also Edward dragging me home pagina for another "surpise"
I moved her out of earshot and told her "Well honey u know about the birds and the bees so i just want to tell u be safe," i zei it fast but i couldnt help it she was growing to fast. So i looked at Edward for help "Mood swings" he mouthed. Renesmee seemed to know that because wshe didnt want to hear anymore of it so she went to 1st base.
For a girl that has no atheletic ability i rule at baseball, I hit 5 homeruns on my team Edward, Esmee, Rosalie, and Emmett versus Carlilse, Nessie, Jacob, Alice, and Jasper.
Team E: 20 Team C: 21. This was the last inning until the thunderstorm would stop. It was Rosalies's turn to bat, I didn't have a doubt she would miss. But I knew we would lose because of Jacob's rapid 31 jaar old growing body.
Rosalie hit the ball and Jacob caught- dropped it and she ran to 1st base in a flash.
Now it was Edward's atrun and I knew he could hit the ball its just that our own daughter Nessie would always distracted him. Edward was up and hit the ball so hard that it sliced ALOT of branches off the trees 6 miles away. We won door 1 point. So that was amazing because they would ALWAYS win and it would bother me soooo much.
Everyone including Nessie and Jake raced home. Edward who was the fastest came hime in seconde and i was first.FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY VAMPIRE LIFE I COULD FINALLY BE SFIRST INSTEAD OF seconde HAHAHAHA.That was icing on the cake and also Edward dragging me home pagina for another "surpise"
how i finished the beginning of this sentance:
jacob black:
sucks
has rabies
is mental
is on steroids
tried to steal bella
failed at stealing bella
hates edward
is stupid
is retarded
couldn't be a human
is a dog
is sooooooooooooooooo-ooooooooooo-oooooooo-ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
retarded i can't even say how stupid he is and he should never datum renesmee and is a big fat lozer who wont ever datum a cool girl and to prove it he forced bella to kiss him. wat a lozer...:)
i hate jacob
team edward... <3
jacob black:
sucks
has rabies
is mental
is on steroids
tried to steal bella
failed at stealing bella
hates edward
is stupid
is retarded
couldn't be a human
is a dog
is sooooooooooooooooo-ooooooooooo-oooooooo-ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
retarded i can't even say how stupid he is and he should never datum renesmee and is a big fat lozer who wont ever datum a cool girl and to prove it he forced bella to kiss him. wat a lozer...:)
i hate jacob
team edward... <3
At first the lijst included Gus busje, van Sant, Sofia Coppola, and Bill Condon discovered door Hollywood insider Nikkie Finke who writes for Deadline Hollywood. Then the name Stephen Daldry surfaced discovered door the LA Times. Right after that MTV (there seems to be a pattern here, you’ll see in a minute) asked The Runaways director, Floria Sigismondi, if she were interested and she gave a polite and non-committal answer.
Now enter M. Night Shyamalan, director of the upcoming The Last Airbender that stars Jackson Rathbone. MTV put the vraag to him, and to our surprise M. Knight (can we call him just Knight?) was a apparently fan of the first movie…who knew?
“”I would’ve loved to be– I love the series, and Catherine [Hardwicke's] movie, it was one of my favoriete films of that year,” he said. “Really, I thought tonally, it was a perfect movie. I called her up after I saw ‘Twilight’ and was like ‘That was amazing.’ So I’m a big fan.”
10 Ways to Annoy Carlisle Cullen
10. Tell him only to address u in a cute English accent.
9. Call him Carlisle, but be sure to pronounce the “s”. When he corrects you, give him a weird look and tell him the “q” is silent.
8. Ask if blondes really do have meer fun.
7. Inquire as to what he actually does on his night shift on the hospital, with all the pretty nurses in the ER.
6. Instead of telling him to “get lost” in an argument, tell him to swim to France.
5. When he annoys you, respond with “times have changed, old man”.
4. Ask what type of superhuman power compassion is – what does he do in a fight? Love thy enemy to death?
3. Leap out from behind the bureau in his study when he isn’t expecting it and spray him with Holy Water.
2. Call him McSteamy of McDreamy.
And the Number One way to annoy Carlisle Cullen?
1. Run around the Emergency Room screaming “I’ve been bitten! I’ve been bitten!”
10. Tell him only to address u in a cute English accent.
9. Call him Carlisle, but be sure to pronounce the “s”. When he corrects you, give him a weird look and tell him the “q” is silent.
8. Ask if blondes really do have meer fun.
7. Inquire as to what he actually does on his night shift on the hospital, with all the pretty nurses in the ER.
6. Instead of telling him to “get lost” in an argument, tell him to swim to France.
5. When he annoys you, respond with “times have changed, old man”.
4. Ask what type of superhuman power compassion is – what does he do in a fight? Love thy enemy to death?
3. Leap out from behind the bureau in his study when he isn’t expecting it and spray him with Holy Water.
2. Call him McSteamy of McDreamy.
And the Number One way to annoy Carlisle Cullen?
1. Run around the Emergency Room screaming “I’ve been bitten! I’ve been bitten!”
9. “Superstitious old man.” (Page 239)
8. “Pretty crazy stuff, though, isn’t it? No wonder my dad doesn’t want us to talk about it anymore.” (Page 126)
7. “So do u think we’re a bunch of superstitious natives of what?” (Page 126)
6. “I guess I just violated the treaty.” (Page 126)
5. “You wouldn’t happen to know where I could get my hands on a master cylinder for a 1986 Volkswagen Rabbit?” (Page 120)
4. “I swear the old man is losing his mind.” (Page 490)
3. “Can u believe my dad paid me twenty bucks to come to your prom?” (Page 490)
2. “I don’t think a tank could take out that old monster.” (Page 120)
1. “So, should I tell him u zei to butt the hell out?” (Page 492)
Grade: A+
The “Twilight” sourpuss looked much less awkward than usual in a stunning strapless midnight blue Monique Lhuillier gown. Kristen topped off her look with a classy diamond bracelet door H. Stern.
Anna Kendrick
Grade: B+
The Best Supporting Actress nominee originally selected a blue dress for her Oscars debut, but had a change of hart-, hart and opted to wear an Elie Saab Couture off-the-shoulder blush japon, jurk instead. Love the dress, but we’re not too sure about the chunky shoes!
Taylor Lautner
Grade: A-
The “Twilight” heartthrob popped his signature lopsided pose in a Dolce & Gabbana ensemble.