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200+2 Symtoms of the Obsessive Twilight Disorder!
1) Always looking out the window for a rabbit, silver Volvo, red Jeep of a yellow Porsche!
2) u like telling to random people who much u love Twilight!
3) “Googling” I love Edward/Jacob during class way too often!
4) When Twilight was shown in a store u walked to a person and hand them the book begging them to read it.
5) Having every Twilight picture ever made and pasted onto your uithangbord for a Twilight uithangbord of fame.
6) Moving into your own room and picking out wallpaper, u use a uithangbord only for a giant picture of Edward and Bella.
7) Spending 9 and a half hours on a dial-up computer trying to download Adobe Reader to read Breaking Dawn 1st chapter and Midnight Sun!
8) Telling Twilight stories like their your own and laugh at them.
9) You’re really proud when people call u Twihard!
10) Watching a Volvo in the gas station, running to into the store and running around yelling "EDWARD! I AM HERE! WHERE ARE YOUUUU?"
11) u are really happy for being one of those who had the chance to watch Edward in the big screen!
12) Having at least 100 pictures of something related to twilight on your i-pod .
13) Debating with your vrienden over who is better Edward of Jacob for 5 hours.
14) If your boyfriend is jealous of a supernatural creature!
15) Forcing your boyfriend and vrienden to read Twilight!
16) Randomly talk about Twilight to random people.
17) After reading Eclipse trying to figure out what will happen in Breaking Dawn.
18) Making your vrienden putting their hands over their ears & screaming anytime u mention anything remotely related to Twilight.
19) Relating even the most random things to twilight (foods, songs, movies, things ppl say, etc.)
20) Yelling at the New Moon book, and begging for Edward to come back!
21) Checking the news for the “Breaking dawn” movie at least once a day!
22) Having a notebook full of reasons why u love Edward/Jacob!
23) Talking to people and ease a conversation of Twilight in it.
24) Watching the Breaking Dawn trailer way too often until something else comes out [like the other trailer thing].
25) Imagining yourself as Bella while reading the book.
26) Having dreams about Twilight , Edward and Bella almost every night and sometimes u are “Bella” in those dreams!
27) Saying «Holy Crow!" on meer than one occasion.
28) u get annoyed when people named Isabella prefer "Izzy" over "Bella".
29) Wanna name your child of a Twilight Character name.
30) Believing you’re a character sometimes.
31) Start wearing Topaz colored contacts.
32) Throwing a temper tantrum when people wear fangs in their vampire costume.
33) u have spent your summer combing forums and fanfics.
34) Having a overhemd, shirt saying” I AM HAVING A HARD TIME DEALING WITH THE FACT THAT EDWARD CULLEN IS A FICTIONAL CHARACTER.”
35) Having a overhemd, shirt saying “Team Edward…because real man do sparkle!”
36) Get really defensive whenever someone disses the book.
37) Finding yourself thinking about twilight several times a day.
38) Accidently calling your vrienden Twilight names.
39) Find yourself wishing that u are a vampire.
40) Feeling sad sometimes because Edward is a fictional character and you’ll never meet him ….
41) despite the fact that deep inside u still think (hope never dies) he might be real!
42) Buying a whole magazine just so u can rip out the poster with Twilight on it and stick it on your wall.
43) Having a special place in your bibliotheek consisting of only 4 boeken (twilight, new moon, eclipse and breaking dawn, and possibly a spot reserved for midnight sun)
44) Having Edward as the only real "man" in your life.
45) Having all the Twilight fan sites saved on the favorieten bar thing.
46) u get depressed because maybe you´ll never have someone as great as Edward for you!
47) Walking across a red Volvo and starting squealing and demand that the color must be changed to Silver.
48) Knowing the last and the first word of every book!
49) Your mother can recognize every Twilight character only door your description!
50) Constantly saying u are like Bella Swan, hoping one day, someone will say "i'll be your Edward, if u be my Bella" because, only then, u will be truly happy.
51) Not letting any of your vrienden even touch the boeken at all!
52) Turning around whenever u hear Edward's name!
53) u have imagined yourself being Bella... over and over again.
54) Being mad because your vrienden don't understand your obsession and don't even try to read the book.
55) u are in the internet all day, in a twilight-related website!
56) u have pushed one of your best mates off a chair giving them a really big bruise because they threw your New Moon copy on the floor...well eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth.
57) u don't wanna speak again to your friend’s boyfriend because he read the blurb of Twilight and zei 'Nah, sounds boring!'
58) Your vrienden don't know what u mean when, in an argument involving choosing sides on your part, u say 'I am Switzerland'!
59) u know who Diego,Vladimir, Heidy, … are.
60) u have read the boeken over and over and….over again!
61) u watch a film and when the main character says “You are my life” to the girl he's in love with, u say "that's so Edward” and “When Edward says it, sounds better”.
62) u have searched in Youtube for Debussi's music!
63) Watching France against England in Euro 2012 and u suddenly wanna France to be the winner because there’s a player with the name Debussi which remindes u of Edward!
64) u think Sparkling vampires are cool!
65) u squealed at the cinema when they showed a trailer for Breaking Dawn, and everyone turned and looked at you.
66) Sometimes u think u just saw Edawrd walking in the other side of the street.
67) When all u wear is blue clothes cause Edward loves it on Bella!
68) u cover your room, MySpace, facebook, locker, folders, and everything else u own with twilight décor.
69) u have listened to the soundtracks millions of times!
70) u stay up practically all night after you've seen the midnight tonen of Breaking Dawn on the computer raving about how good the movie was!
71) u always look for paddestoel ravioli on menus when u go to Italian restaurants!
72) u randomly talk to strangers that are also obsessed with twilight for hours at the bookstore.
73) u wake up in the morning and go to eat breakfast saying "breakfast for the human!!"
74) u are reading this list!
75) u Threatened to tape your 10 jaar old little cousin’s mouth SHUT during the Breaking Dawn movie.
76) u are at the mall talking to a poster of Edward asking him "Mi Amor...Why ? WHY are u not real?" and people stare at u like u are a maniac!
77) Having a pic with u and Edward’s poster!
78) u turn around when someone says the word Twilight!
79) u have an extremely high score in the Addicted to Twilight application on Facebook.
80) u own every single Twilight T-shirt, poster, key chain, button, etc…
81) u have googled “I am in love with Edward Cullen”
82) u dream about Twilight and dream about reading the words from the pages.
83) u are complaining because u are aging really fast, every seconde u get older.
84) u have u favourite Twilight Quote sticked in your wall.
85) Having as your paswoord words such as “Twilgiht4ever, JustBella, EdwardMaisenCullen, TeamJacob, SparklingVamps, Mymonkeyman etc…)
86) Watch the movie heaps of times to be as close to Edward Cullen as possible.
87) Counting Volvos from your window!
88) u got at least 3 people to hate Twilight with a passion because u talk about it so much. One of those haters even made a T-shirt that zei "I hate Twilight."
89) u have tried to read other people’s minds door staring at them…”Sex…money…sex…money…cat!”
90) u are trying to ignore the haters because u know that THEY ARE SO WRONG!”
91) When it's sunny u read boeken outside, trying hard not to look at a boom cause u know Edward is watching you.
92) u have a folder on your computer called "Twilight" sorted into different files of fan fiction, youtube videos, interviews, icons, pictures.
93) When u see twilight posters u spend an uur with your friend positioning your head exactly so it fits where Bella’s would be.
94) u have started listening to the classical muziek which Edward likes.
95) When the sun goes down u say to people "this is the safest time for us!"
96) Wou wear a blue dress with stilettos to prom and complain the entire way through.
97) u cried when u first read “Forever and Forever and Forever”
98) …You are still crying every time u read it!
99) ”From all things about me that could frighten you, u worry about ...” -->You know what goes next!
100) u name a pet of give someone a nickname of a twilight character.
101) Edward and some other characters have inspired u in many different ways.
102) When all u think is about is how sweet Edward is and u wish meer guys were as sweet and caring he is.
103) Wishing u lived somewhere buy woods just to walk in the woods and scream at the top, boven of your lungs COME GET ME IM REAADYYY!
104) u can memorize everything the character zei in the book.
105) u dream about becoming a vampire.
106) u like Muse even meer now!
107) u look at red apples in a completely different way.
108) u look at lambs and lions in a completely different way!
109) Sometimes u unlock your bedroom window so that Edward will find it easier to get in if he is out there somewhere.
110) u have actually spent hours staring at your Edward Cullen poster without getting bored.
111) u will definitely buy a silver Volvo, a black Mercedes of a red converteerbaar, cabriolet when u are older.
112) u pay much meer interest to Romeo and Juliet.
113) u re-read of read for the first time “Wuthering Heights”.
114) u now want a wedding dress inspired door Edward’s era!
115) u will never be really happy until u fall in love with a vampire.
116) u cried when Edward leaves Bella in new moon (even on the eighth time u read it.)
117) u want to go to Forks for your spring/summer break.
118) u want to visit Volterra once in your life!
119) Wondering if “Volterra” really existes and Googling it. (it does exist)
120) u start imagining scenes from the boeken in your head before u go to bed/ school/ the mall/ the toilet/ who knows?
121) u print (Googled) pictures of Edward.
122) You’ve thought of joining all the Twilight fan clubs that there are.
123) u go on vacation to a paradisiacal place but instead of looking at the sea, u read "Eclipse".
124) u can’t stop watching the films series over and over.
125) u wonder who is a better kisser, Edward of Jacob?
126)You have tried to smell your blood to see of Bella was right in her discription.
127)Ballet studios creep u out.
128) u have something to do with twilight on your mind all of the time.
129) u own a set of plastic vampire fangs.
130) u googled “adrenaline rush”.
131) Every song u listen to somehow reminds u of twilight.
132) u believe in vampires and have some suspects!
133) You've seen the first movie at least 10 times, and know all the lines!
134) u are counting untill Breaking Dawn Part II!
135) u Teach your 3 jaar old cousin the names of the characters .
136) u get your 10 jaar old sister addicted to twilight.
137) u get your 24 jaar old sister addicted to twilight .
138) u look at your boyfriend and think :" Dammit why don't u sparkle?"
139) u can't stop smiling when someone talks about Bella and Edward!
140) u quote large sections of the boeken door memory.
141) u plan to take a road trip to La Push!
142) When people ask u to describe your perfect man he tends to be pale, golden eyed with bronze hair.
143) “Edward” no longer sounds like a boring old-English name.
144) Starting constant arguments with your friends/family/total strangers that vampires and werewolves really DO exist !
145) No man will ever compare to Edward Cullen.
146) u wish Alice Cullen was your best Friend.
147) u get anxious and wish Jasper was there.
148) The only thing your listened to for 2 months straight was the soundtrack.
149) u had a screaming match with your mum because she wanted to read twilight in the sun and u didn’t want the pages to go yellow and actually started crying…
150) When u started studying mitosis and meiosis in science u screamed!
151) u were studying an artist in art called reuben Patterson u immediately started dag dreaming about Robert Pattinson.
152) u like Aro and the Volturi even though they are the the bad guys!
153) Having a lijst with your “Favorite Twilight Quotes”
154) Having a lijst with “My favourite Twilight Pages!”
155) u get into screaming matches over who’s better - Edward of Jacob.
156 ) Being in love with meer that one characters, Edwrad,Jacob,Jasper,Emmett,Seth at the same time!
157 ) Begging everyone u meet to read the book and even people over the internet .
158) u now like supernatural creatures meer then u could ever imagined!
159) u suddenly see your friend Jessica differently!
160) u compare your doctor to Carlisle.
161) u start using words like 'ostentatious' and 'irrevocably'.
162) u have tried talking to Edward in your thoughts hoping he’ll be here!
163) Thunderstorms make u think of vampire baseball
164) u wish for your Edward Cullen daily.
165) u smile every time u meet someone with a name from the books!
166) u screamed at the movie because it was WRONG !
167) u fall asleep with the book in your arms.
168) Your vrienden are afraid to ask u what u want to talk about!
169) u wonder what your blood would smell like to a vampire.
170 ) Whenever u see an appel, apple on the edge of a tafel, tabel knock it off on purpose and try to do the roll up leg appel, apple thing.
171) Edward Cullen is your screen saver of achtergrond on your computer.
172) u buy a husky, paint it russet and call it Jacob
173) u got 49/45 on your science test because it was on mitosis!
174) u are totally broke because u buy every twilight thing u ever see!
175) u listened to the soundtrack 50 times non stop when u first got it!
176) u start screaming in shopping centers and everyone looks at you, when u see a twilight item u haven't seen before!
177) Rain makes u very happy and thunderstorms make u even happier!
178) u know the answer to every trivia vraag in the Twilight board game.
179) You've gone to Google maps typed in Forks Washington found local pictures and downloaded one of meer of them as the background for your desktop.
180) u enter your room at 00.00 in order to sleep and u are hoping to see Edward sitting on your bed!
181) Instead of writing about wars and battles in your history test , u try to explain to your teacher what "imprinting" means!
182) Sometimes u fell that if u hadn’t read Twilgiht, today u would be a coplitelly different person.
183) u have spent 1000 hours of your life wondering if vampires exist!
184) When u see a silver Volvo driving down the road and u chase after it screaming for Edward to stop the car !
185) If u could be part of any book, u would like to play in Twilight.
186) The first thing u think of is "What would Edward do?" in every situation.
186) u try to catch a glimpse of the driver whenever u see a silver Volvo pass by.
187) Start wondering if u prefer …ice of fire…?
188) Finding yourself thinking “Edward would never do that, Edward would never say that…”
189) Smiling when u hear random people around u talking about Twilight …
180) …and interputting them because she called Carlisle, “Caaarlisle!”, it’s Carlile…isn’t that difficult, is it?
182) Your icoon is related to Twilight!
183) …and your motto is a quote from the books!
184) u are laughing because u know u have done half of the above!
186) u try to find similariteis between normal boys / men from your school/neightborhood and Edward!
187) Your Prince Charming drives a Silver Volvo!?
188) u imagine yourself fighting against the Voltury, practising with Jasper, laughting and joking with Emmett, and go shopping with Alice!
189) u have imagined Edward’s smile over and over again and u can’t find someone with a better smile!
190) Every time u finish reading the book u actually read even the irrelevant pages in the end!
191) When it’s hot u wish for Edward’s hug and when it’s cold u want your personal space heater.
192) When Edward left in New Moon u kinda felt he anbonded not only Bella but u too!
193) u have promised to your vrienden and your relatives several times that u ‘ll never talk about Twilight again but u break your promise way to easy.
194) Every time u read the boeken u are trying so hard to remember how u felt the first time u read it.
195) u wish u could feel the same again.
196) Even though u are completely in love with Edward Cullen if u had the chance to make him love u , u wound never separate him from Bella because as everyone knows…they were made to be together!
197) Wasting your time reading these reasons and posting your own commentaren about this!
198) u know that Twilight isn’t probably the best book u have read but …still is your favourite!
199) Starting feeling really happy when u realise that u are in some way lucky because u belong to the Twilght Family and to the Twilght Generation!
200 ) Being really really REALLY proud for reading Twilight and even meer proud because u loved it!
201) Knowing that the dag of the Twilight end is close but still…not feeling bad becauce everything comes to an end and u will always have the boeken and the films in your bibliotheek …
202)…but not only there! u will always have them in a special place in your heart!
