Why He’s Hot:
1. Pattinson is responsible for the whole “men as vampires are hot”, epidemic. For him, you’re a total fiction loving dweeb.
2. He is the epitome of a bad boy. He doesn’t try to have a fuck the world attitude, he just does. He’s far from charming and u love him for that. Why? Well because bad boys can work their magic stick better than nice boys. Nice boys need instruction, not Robert. u see Robert is instructing u and you’re loving every minuut of it.
3. He’s from the UK and that in itself is hot. He has an accent and will invite u over for crumpets and tea. What the fuck are crumpets? Who cares! You’ll scarf them down and pretend it was the best experience of your life just for a moment alone with Robert.
4. He sings! Go figure the stud on legs has talent (or what he believes is talent but sounds meer like a mediocre version of the Dave Mathews Band). u can’t understand what he says but who the hell cares. I don’t. Oh, sing me a sweet babble-esque lullaby Robert. u sound lovely.
5. He has admitted to hating taking showers. Ladies let’s be honest, if a guy told u that you’d probably run away while simultaneously throwing up in your mouth but this is Robert Pattinson we’re talking about.
u can always trick him into playing erotic games in the shower. Problem solved!
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1. Pattinson is responsible for the whole “men as vampires are hot”, epidemic. For him, you’re a total fiction loving dweeb.
2. He is the epitome of a bad boy. He doesn’t try to have a fuck the world attitude, he just does. He’s far from charming and u love him for that. Why? Well because bad boys can work their magic stick better than nice boys. Nice boys need instruction, not Robert. u see Robert is instructing u and you’re loving every minuut of it.
3. He’s from the UK and that in itself is hot. He has an accent and will invite u over for crumpets and tea. What the fuck are crumpets? Who cares! You’ll scarf them down and pretend it was the best experience of your life just for a moment alone with Robert.
4. He sings! Go figure the stud on legs has talent (or what he believes is talent but sounds meer like a mediocre version of the Dave Mathews Band). u can’t understand what he says but who the hell cares. I don’t. Oh, sing me a sweet babble-esque lullaby Robert. u sound lovely.
5. He has admitted to hating taking showers. Ladies let’s be honest, if a guy told u that you’d probably run away while simultaneously throwing up in your mouth but this is Robert Pattinson we’re talking about.
u can always trick him into playing erotic games in the shower. Problem solved!
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