Ok first of all this is not a twilight hate article. This is in response to one.Trust me I am a twilight addict.So if u are reading this and u have not read the link titled "Twilight sucks . . . and not in a good way" then u should go and read it.This will not make sense if u have not read that article(Which in itself does not make much sense).
Ok so , first of all this artikel made me laugh , it is not because it was funny but because whoever wrote it is probable being beaten to death door twilighters everywhere.So let me say this: "twilight sucks...and not in a good way"Sucks...and not in a good way!
First off , I would just like to tell , whoever u are, while your busying yourself with lying on your 75 jaar old parents sofa watching spongebob that u should really get a life.
If all that u can do is hate on people that u are jealous of than u should really find somone meer worthy of your critisism, to put it lightly.
I think that your parents would be a perfect example of somone like that , I mean , look what they created!
So now to the actual artikel itself , Bella is clumsy . So what ,it is what makes her Bella.And when u say that stephanie writes in a sexist way because Edward helps Bella when she stumbles, So u are saying that it would be better for Edward to leave bella on the ground and walk away?Have edward be a jerk instead of a gentleman?Oh yes I'm sure the story would be so much better that way:(
And also about the sex , twilight fans have been waiting for that for YEARS and SM did it the best she could.I mean What would u expect? Bella and Edward live happily ever after in their virgin vampire bodies ? what about jacob?without Renesmee their would be no happy ending for him.
And u say that edward should not be a ble to conceve children because all fluids in his body are venom?Two words:FICTIONAL NOVEL.The book is not real!So what ever u learned in school doesn't really matter!Since u are a Harry potter fan, do u care that there is no magical island with a wizard school in your geography corriculum?I don't think so!
So if u think that the twilight saga is so bad , why do u have to drag everyone else into your personal hate hole?People like twilight and if u don't than u are at a loss because only your fellow lesbian feminists may agree with you!
SO in conclusion to my artikel I just want to say that if anyone else decides that they want to kruis over to the dark side of twilight reviews , I will be there to spoil their fun!
Ok so , first of all this artikel made me laugh , it is not because it was funny but because whoever wrote it is probable being beaten to death door twilighters everywhere.So let me say this: "twilight sucks...and not in a good way"Sucks...and not in a good way!
First off , I would just like to tell , whoever u are, while your busying yourself with lying on your 75 jaar old parents sofa watching spongebob that u should really get a life.
If all that u can do is hate on people that u are jealous of than u should really find somone meer worthy of your critisism, to put it lightly.
I think that your parents would be a perfect example of somone like that , I mean , look what they created!
So now to the actual artikel itself , Bella is clumsy . So what ,it is what makes her Bella.And when u say that stephanie writes in a sexist way because Edward helps Bella when she stumbles, So u are saying that it would be better for Edward to leave bella on the ground and walk away?Have edward be a jerk instead of a gentleman?Oh yes I'm sure the story would be so much better that way:(
And also about the sex , twilight fans have been waiting for that for YEARS and SM did it the best she could.I mean What would u expect? Bella and Edward live happily ever after in their virgin vampire bodies ? what about jacob?without Renesmee their would be no happy ending for him.
And u say that edward should not be a ble to conceve children because all fluids in his body are venom?Two words:FICTIONAL NOVEL.The book is not real!So what ever u learned in school doesn't really matter!Since u are a Harry potter fan, do u care that there is no magical island with a wizard school in your geography corriculum?I don't think so!
So if u think that the twilight saga is so bad , why do u have to drag everyone else into your personal hate hole?People like twilight and if u don't than u are at a loss because only your fellow lesbian feminists may agree with you!
SO in conclusion to my artikel I just want to say that if anyone else decides that they want to kruis over to the dark side of twilight reviews , I will be there to spoil their fun!
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2 will be released into theaters on November 16, 2012, a full jaar after Part 1, according to Variety!
It was announced back in June that the film will be spleet, split into two parts, which will be shot simultaneously starting this fall in Vancouver, Canada and Baton Rouge, Louisiana.
Bill Condon (Dreamgirls) will direct both films with Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, and Taylor Lautner reprising their roles in the hit series
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It was announced back in June that the film will be spleet, split into two parts, which will be shot simultaneously starting this fall in Vancouver, Canada and Baton Rouge, Louisiana.
Bill Condon (Dreamgirls) will direct both films with Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, and Taylor Lautner reprising their roles in the hit series
link
Okay, no hate comments. I made it in an answer on the Random spot, and I thought it'd be fun to share!
Jacob: Let me call Bella.*dials Bella's number*
Operator: I am sorry. This person is talking to (Bella's voice)Edward Cullen. Please leave a message after the tone.
*tone never comes up*
Jacob: OH C'MON!
The volgende day.
Jacob: I want Bella NAO!*calls Bella*
(Answering machine): The Swans are out right now, please leave a message after the beep.
[beep never stops]
Jacob: OH C'MON!
The dag after that:
Bella: *makes a new answering machine*
Jacob: *calls*
[Machine]: Hi, its Bella. If its Jacob, stop leaving messages saying "OH C'MON!" and if your not a Cullen of my dad, don't call me. At ALL!
*beep*
Jacob: NOOOOOO!
*beep*
Jacob: ?
*beep beep beep beep*
{This phone will self destruct in 3, 2, 1}
Jacob: OH C'MON!
Jacob: Let me call Bella.*dials Bella's number*
Operator: I am sorry. This person is talking to (Bella's voice)Edward Cullen. Please leave a message after the tone.
*tone never comes up*
Jacob: OH C'MON!
The volgende day.
Jacob: I want Bella NAO!*calls Bella*
(Answering machine): The Swans are out right now, please leave a message after the beep.
[beep never stops]
Jacob: OH C'MON!
The dag after that:
Bella: *makes a new answering machine*
Jacob: *calls*
[Machine]: Hi, its Bella. If its Jacob, stop leaving messages saying "OH C'MON!" and if your not a Cullen of my dad, don't call me. At ALL!
*beep*
Jacob: NOOOOOO!
*beep*
Jacob: ?
*beep beep beep beep*
{This phone will self destruct in 3, 2, 1}
Jacob: OH C'MON!