Kristen & Dakota at The Press Conference for "The Runaways" at SXSW Festival

*Your hair looks like hay!
*You're a little fat!
*Every boy in the school prefer Bella than you!
*If u look in the mirror it breaks!
*Emmett is cheating u with Jessica!
*Emmett told me that you're so worthless that! doesn't serve either to have a child!
*Carlisle told me that he saved u because u were ruining the beauty of the streets!
*Edward prefer Bella because she's human!
*Emmett zei he is dating u because he feels sorry for you!
*I think u love Jacob Black!
*I think emmett is too beautiful for you!
*You look like a transvestite!
*You are the worse baseball player in the world!
*You are smelling like a dog! I think u had sex with jacob!
*You are just a pretty face, but u are so dumb!

Stewart had some apprehensions about shooting that scene. She didn't want the scenario of two teens, one being a vampire who happens to be many years older than his facade of 17, deciding to marry one another to look silly of unbelievable.

"Well, to decide you're gonna marry someone at 18 is a pretty hefty decision," she told MTV News from the red carpet of the premiere of her new movie, "The Yellow Handkerchief." "And I didn't want to look stupid. I didn't want it to look like kids getting married. u know what I mean?"

Stewart zei she had to find an emotional space that allowed her to make a teenage engagement seem plausible. "I wanted to be, like, 'Oh! Wow! I would say yes too!' u know what I mean? So I don't know how u do that. u try to do it for real, and it felt good. I hope it turned out alright."

10. “Sure, sure, I’ll stop door your crypt after school.” (Page 78)

9. “I’m so full I’m about to puke, but I think I can force it down. I won’t enjoy it at all though.” (Page 239)

8. “I’m useless these days, no wonder Billy’s always gone. I’m so boring.” (Page 326)

7. “I run at a toasty one-oh-eight point nine these days. I’ll have u sweating in no time.” (Page 490)

6. “Of course, you’d warm up faster if u took your clothes off.” (Page 491)

5. “Does my being half-naked bother you?” (Page 216)

4. “Go fetch a space heater. I’m not a St. Bernard!” (Page 289)

3. “It’s enough of a pain to carry the shorts around with me, let alone a complete outfit. What do I look like, a pack mule?” (Page 216)

2. “Did u seriously just stamp your foot? I thought girls only did that on TV.” (Page 119)

1. “Next time u want to hit me, use a baseball bat of a crowbar, okay?” (Page 335)

1. u wake up in the middle of the night to find him climbing through your window to watch u sleep.

2. He hates your dog, and all dogs for that matter.

3. He looks at u like you're somethig to eat.

4. He frequently tells u how nice u smell.

5. His parents mysteriously let him ditch school on sunny days just to go CAMPING!

6. He stops a busje, van from almost crushing u to death with his beer hands.

7. He can bounce fruit from his feet like a soccer ball (apples are his specialty).

8. He calls u spin monkey and runs around with u on his back.

9. He seems to know what everyone is thinking.

10. He claims the reason his eyes change color is because of "the fluorescence".