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Actually, it has been historically proven that this is a fact. In the Midget/Elf wars of 991 BC, Midgets used their superior vision to lead night time archer attacks and take out hoardes of elves each night. Unfortunately, these tactics led to the extinction of the Elves and that is the reason midgets are the only tiny humanoids alive today. Private contractors for the U.S. military are now trying to deploy Midgets into combat today to increase accuracy on late night bombing runs and ground assaults. They are also trying to develop Midget sized planes that would be undetectable door radar....

Steel Ball Run is zei door many to be the greatest Jojo part in all of the Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure series. And I agree. It is definitely my most favoriete part. It has some of the best story-telling of any of the parts, some great interactions between Johnny and Gyro, one of the most understandable villains in the entire series, some of the best Jojo side characters, and, of course, the topic of today’s article, some of the best Stands in the series. Are they all good, sadly no, but thankfully, the good definitely outweighs the bad when it comes to Stands of the Steel Ball Run universe....

Hello, everyone, and today on this artikel of Jojo-nuary, we will be ranking my own lijst of all of the Jojo’s. All eight of them. Now, before I start this off, I want to say right now that I enjoy all of the Jojo’s. Even the bad ones that u probably don’t like. They are all great in their own ways and they are all as wonderful as the last. So, today, I am going to rank the eight Jojo’s from my least favoriete to my most favorite. Some of them may be different. Some of u may have a different Jojo that u see as your favorite, of maybe u may not like a Jojo as much as I do. Just...

(Notice: All Jojo-nuary artikels will be released on Tuesdays and Thursdays. If I made an artikel everyday throughout January, I’d just be exhausted)

Well, I already did the Stands for Vento Aureo last week, so I guess now is a better time than any to get started on the volgende part of Jojo, Stone Ocean. Now, Stone Ocean was a part that as very… mixed for Jojo fans. Many enjoyed the main Jojo, Jolyne, the main villain of this part, Enrico Pucci, and the story it had for it, but it seemed to have lacked in creative Stands. It’s like a reverse Vento Aureo, a part with amazing Stands, but weak...

Hello, everyone, and today on Jojo-nuary, we are going to be taking a look at all of the villains of the Jojo universe. A hero is only as good as the villain that goes against them, and Jojo always manages to have good villains… most of the time. Jojo always manages to have very unique villains, all of them doing something meer than just take over the world……. Well, most of the time…. Some of the time…. At least three times. The point is, the way they try to achieve their goals makes them all very unique. So, to better toon my love for the villains of the series, how about I show...

Mystery is something that drives us all to curiosity. Whenever there is something that we cannot truly grasp the truth of, we wish to find that truth out, we wish for it to be clear to us, rather than just remaining a mystery. It is only human for us to want the truth in a mystery, rather than try to ignore it, the thoughts of it eating away at us, only increasing our curiosity.... I mean, how else did stuff like shock videos get so popular? But disgusting and horrifying fetish videos aside, we're here to talk about video games as usual. Specifically, characters from video games that are just...

On January 1st, 1987, the world was graced with the first edition of the Japanese manga, Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure: Phantom Blood. 30 years later, in 2017, Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure is still going strong. In fact, it’s even stronger today than it has ever been, and I am happy for that. So, to celebrate the 30th anniversary of Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure, I am going to make the maand of January an event known only as Jojo-nuary, where I will be making many lists associated with Jojo. And to start this event off, I am going to introduce u all to the ranking of Stands from the fifth edition...

Okay, let’s just get the most controversial opinion out of the way. Let’s talk about the biggest horror game franchise of this year, and maybe even of all time, also being the video game franchise that I… well… How do I put this… I don’t like Five Nights at Freddy’s
(And thus, Wind was never heard from again. They say his screams as the fans tore him apart could still be heard in his house to this very day)
Yeah, just saying that I don’t like this game is like a black man at a Klan meeting. u don’t do it unless you're suicidal. So, why am I doing it then? Because somebody...

Jared: Hey, we haven’t gotten lost in a while, you’re really getting the hang of this, Wikipedia!

Wikipedia: What can I say? I’m a master of direction, and holding maps… Heheh! ;D

*Drops Map*

Jared: ...…….

Jared: u STUPID MOTHER FUUUUUUUUU-

*FLASH*

Wind: Looks like somebody dropped the map again.

Wikipedia: HE DID IT! I’M INNOCENT I TELL YA! *Runs Away*

Wind: *Grabs Wiki* Just where do u think YOU’RE going….

Wikipedia: o____O

Wind: You’re staying here to help with my list. Any objections and I’ll shatter your bones with a battering ram.

Wikipedia: YES SIR! D:

Jared: Well…....

After finally completing Dark Souls, I can say that it has easily become one of my favoriete RPGs, and I can not wait for Dark Souls III to come out. There are quite a lot to enjoy about Dark Souls. The combat, the levels, the characters, even the story (Or what incredibly little of a story there is). But I think the best part of Dark Souls has to be the boss battles….. Sometimes. There are some good bosses and there are some… less than spectacular bosses. So, today, I want to share with u all the bosses from this game that I like and dislike. Now, of course, this is my opinion. u may...

People say that My Immortal is the worst Fanfic ever. Yes, its bad. I mean really bad, but no, it is not the worst. That is The Pokemon Story. Fuck, My Immortal isn't even the worst Harry Potter fanfiction. Yeah, I was surprised to find a fanfic worse then My Immortal, but I'm surprised I found a worse Harry Potter fanfic. The story in vraag is Lucius and Draco Malfoy in Squick... Don't know what Squick means. Don't worry, u will after this review and you'll regret it in the end.
So, we start of with Lucius being disappointed in his son, Draco, and is going to punish him. Okay, so it doesn't...

Technophilia

November, 2099. The sun has become a dim light that was once a magnificent star. The Earth has grown cold and dark. Soon the sun will go out. No one who can afford to leave stays there, and those that do stay on Earth only do so for reasons of nostalgia of lack of finances. The outer solar system has now become humanity’s home. Large space stations have been built on asteroids all across the solar system. The first of these was the space colony known as New Olympus. What started out as a small colony on a large rock has grown into a massive empire, where neon lights shine brighter...

Hey, Rockstar, everyone likes them. Red Dead Redemption 2 was nominated for the best game of 2018, I mean, it lost to God of War but that is to be expected. However, I did not play Red Dead Redemption 2, so that is not on the list. But that’s fine, cause I did play the real classic, and the best game Rockstar made, aside from vleet, skate and Destroy, the original, Red Dead Redemption.
Red Dead Redemption is set in the good old 1910s, and nearing the end of the wild west, as John Marston, a simple young man, is tasked door the government to go on a mission to hunt down his old gang, along with...

So, Final Fantasy VI was a good RPG on the SNES. I hear a lot of people say that it is the best. But that can’t be true. Undertale was based on Earthbound, not Final Fantasy VI, so how can it possibly be the best when the best game ever wasn’t inspired door it. Okay, but seriously, this joke is terrible. Here’s Chrono Trigger.
Chrono Trigger takes place in the modern day… of 1999, following Crono, a bright eyed little Akira Toriyama drawn boy who, along with his friends, are send through an adventure across time to stop a space parasite known as Lavos from destroying the world in...

Despite being a huge baby when I was a kid, there were few horror games of films that scared me. I was mostly scared door trivial things, like the boulder in Crash Bandicoot of the PS1 startup screen. I was never really scared of anything horror related… Resident Evil Remake was that one exception.
Being worked from the ground up to reimagine the original game and make it even meer stunning, the game follows the S.T.A.R.S. team as they go into the mountains to investigate mysterious murders. There, they find a mansion full of zombies and monsters and now must survive to uncover the truth...

Here we are, the fourth Zelda game on this lijst and one that I have heard many people call one of the best from their childhood, and while I didn’t get a chance to play it until much later in my life, when I did play it, I can definitely see why this one was considered a classic door many at the time. Cause damn, Twilight Princess is something else.
Twilight Princess follows Link as he goes on a quest to zoek items dropped door the gods of the kingdom, and then later, shards of the Mirror of Twilight, to stop the evil king Zant and something about Ganondorf, because he can just never leave...

So, remember when Metal Gear Solid was a stealth game? And I ain’t talking about Survivor. We never talk about Survivor. I’m talking about that other time Metal Gear Solid was turned into something different, and it was actually good. Ladies in gentleman, I give u Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance, whatever that name means
Metal Gear Rising follows everyone’s favoriete soyboy, Raiden, as he is hunting down a terrorist group known as the Winds of Destruction, which have plans of sparking a war in the world, which involves, what else in a Metal Gear game, politicians doing seedy shit...