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2016 was the worst thing since the the entirety of Tumblr. Okay, maybe it’s not that. Let me try again. 2016 is as fun as being diagnosed with seven types of cancer at once. Yeah, that sounds meer fair. In case it wasn’t obvious, I really hated 2016. 2016 was the jaar everything and everyone fucked up… big time. And I’ve got a lot to talk about, so don’t u all worry. Now, before we’re forced to dig into...

On January 1st, 1987, the world was graced with the first edition of the Japanese manga, Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure: Phantom Blood. 30 years later, in 2017, Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure is still going strong. In fact, it’s even stronger today than it has ever been, and I am happy for that. So, to celebrate the 30th anniversary of Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure, I am going to make the maand of January an event known only as Jojo-nuary, where I will be making many lists associated with Jojo. And to start this event off, I am going to introduce u all to the ranking of Stands from the fifth edition...

Hello, everyone. Been awhile since I did a proper count down. Guess I needed a bit of a break. Well, now that I’m back, I guess I should do a rather bigger version of an older list. Well, kinda bigger. Definitely meer words, but not as much entries. That lijst being my top, boven 100 video games. Now, I can’t do a whole top, boven 100 list, since the Fanpop artikel can only hold so many words, so I will just have to do a top, boven 10, while mentioning the other games as well. So, let’s get started. Also, my opinion on games may have changed since the last top, boven 100 of this list, so it may not be as big...

There are quite a lot of video games that give u the freedom to do whatever it is that u want to do. u may not be able to do EVERYTHING, but video games give u enough of what it has to let u do what u want, when u want. However, there are some games that won’t take crap from anyone, including the player. So, these games have a way to punish u for your cruel actions. So today, I want to share with u all not ten, but fifteen things in games that punish u for your actions. Now, these have to be things that punish u for small things, that would not bat the eye of anyone...

Oh boy, am I excited to talk about today’s game. sprinkhaan Manufacturing is probably one of my favoriete game studios out there. Sure, they don’t make the highest quality games, but their desire to make what they want to make rather than what some publisher wants them to is inspirational, and it’s that desire to create what they want to that has helped allow indie game developers to thrive in the modern age. One of their first games to truly reach a cult status was Killer7. Created as part of the Capcom Five, it was part of five games published and/or developed door Capcom to be exclusives...

Back in the good old days of the early 2000s, skateboarding was a big deal. It was hard to not hear a bunch of kids going around the city blasting Green dag as they were doing ollie over school stairs, which was the style at the time. Nowadays, skateboarding is kind of a dead medium and skateparks have become as ancient as the pyramids of Egypt. I was always amazed door the style of skateboarding ever since I played Tony Hawk. And today’s game… has absolutely nothing to do with any of the Tony Hawk games. No, instead we’re heading to the far off lands to the east. That’s right, a Japanese...

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Saten: (a jaar of two ago) Excuse me. I'm looking for the owner this business?

Mare: Wait though there (points at Master Swords office)

Saten: (starting going in).

Master Sword: (hiding behind wall) Come on. Come on.

Saten: (walks in) Excuse me I-

Sword: (tackles him and start violently beating him up)... (stops).. Sorry. (pants). I thought u were the mafia.

Saten: N No I'm Saten Twist.

Sword: Who?

Saten: I've been asked to interview you.

Sword: Interview!?. (eyes narrow) Well. u can't interview a dead man now CAN YOU! (jumps out the four story window, and ends up going into ambulance, and he...

Hey, Corner of Horror. Remember when this was a series I had over a hundred artikels on? Yeah, not really finding much to talk about with this franchise, I felt a long break was the best thing that it needed, and well, after a long break and one movie reviewed this jaar that was very meh, I think now is to talk about a movie, and this time, to strike while the iron is mildly warm. So who here remembers Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark?



While most children my age were probably growing up reading Goosebumps, I was reading Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark, and Goosebumps was the first to...

Let me start this artikel off door getting something out of the way. I like The Sims. Is it the superior life simulator game, I wouldn’t say so, but it’s a really fun game. There’s just something satisfying about building up your house with all kinds of stuff to create a massive home pagina with the money your Sim earns. That and just finding new ways to kill everyone in the Sims, but satisfaction nonetheless. There were a lot of side Sim games, like a lot of expansion packs for 2 and 3, and whatever the hell EA was doing with 4. One of these more… unique side games was the MySims games. Let’s...

In 2014, I decided to sink into many different fandoms that I thought were pretty neat at the time. I found myself in many of them

Anime



Creepypasta



And, as shameful as it is to admit, MLP



Each and every time, I crawled my way out and managed to find myself out of the cringe pit that was some of those things. It was a hard struggle to find my way out of the cancer, I was able to find the light of reality and bask in the sweet release. And while I don’t blame the creations themselves, I could never return to those things. I left, never to return to them, never to find myself...

Okay, let me just get this out of the way, right now. The Devilman run is one of the silliest things I think I've ever seen. I can't handle looking at this without laughing. It's the stupidest thing ever and I love it. But, that aside, let us discuss the Netflix original anime, Devilman: Crybaby, and why people have gotten so excited when talking about it.



Devilman: Crybaby is a ten episode Netflix original anime. Now, there haven't been much Netflix original animes. Including this one, there's about... three.... One of them being Neo Yokio. Oh, now that's true terror. Anyway, Devilman:...

I zei it before and I’ll say it again, I love No meer Heroes, from the characters, to the combat, to the overworld. And one of the things that makes this game what it is are the bosses in it. The 10 Ranked assassins of the United Assassins Association are some of the craziest and most thought provoking bosses I have seen in video games. Sure, they may not be as insane to fight of as insanely well detailed and designed like a Bayonetta of Devil May Cry boss, but how they behave, what they have to say, and what they do make them all the meer interesting. How they fight, what tricks they pull,...

Pardon the sudden absence of Hidden Gems, everyone. When u are searching for games that no one ever talks about, it can be pretty difficult when u are surrounded door populair games, and also college starting up soon is a real pain. But, I am glad to say that I will be continuing my zoek for obscure and less mentioned games, and what better way to start than one that has been well received door numerous people. Kane and Lynch 2: Dog Days was a sequel to the first game, Kane and Lynch: Dead Men, a game I never played before. Kane and Lynch 2 did pretty well in the UK, making it the number one...

Takeshi Obata (Death Note, Bakuman)



The creator of Death Note is mostly respected for the insane thriller story he was able to create, and how it was able to become a world-wide phenomenon, despite being banned in some countries. But what I like the most about Death Note is the art style. Sure, u could pass this art off as the typical emo-haired teenager who works at your local Hot Topic, and, yeah, I can see that, but I really think it has style. For a story as dark as Death Note, I think that kind of arty fits it. And with Obata using his art to create some astounding imagery and symbolism...

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Snow Wonder: *Hears the music* Oh, we're back to this song.
Annie: What's wrong with that? I like it.
Toad: We're making our first appearance with the other characters in this intro Mr. Oliver.
Oliver: I'm excited too Toad.
Toad: But I'm not excited. I'm nervous. *Begins to shake*
Oliver: You're shaking door yourself?!
Toad: I told u I'm nervous! *Falls apart*
Oliver: There's a first.
Hawkeye: I thought we agreed to get a new opening song.
Pete: It seems that someone changed it.
Gordon: That's right. It was me, Gordon Suite!
Everyone: Boo!!! *Throwing tomatoes at Gordon*
Thomas: I wish we had...

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre was a true classic in the horror movie genre. It challenged it’s viewers with scenes of violence, a very dark sense of humor, and one of the most disturbing horror movie antagonists ever. So naturally, the best way to represent it is to make a remake of it, and give the directing job to Michael Bay….. Oh boy. This is 2003 Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Are u excited? Because I’m not.



So, where the first movie followed a brother and sister and their vrienden heading out to find out why their grandfather's grave was being vandalised, this movie follows pot smoking,...

Now, video game have a LOT of weapons in them. Some of them are overpowered, some of them are funny, and some are really cool… And then there are THOSE weapons. u know, the ones that make u want to avoid them as much as possible. Yeah, THOSE weapons. Now, before I start this, some rules. One, these are only weapons from games that I have played, and only one per franchise. Also, these are not based off design. They are based off the weapons damage and how effective it is. Also, no powerups. So, nothing from Super Mario Bros, Kirby, Sonic, of any platformer. Oh, and the Klobb from Goldeneye...

Hello, everyone, and welcome to the first dag of SWERY Month, where we spend each dag of the week talking about some of SWERY’s best games. And today, everyone, we’ll be talking about one of SWERY’s first games, and his first step into the horror genre. The PS2 survival horror game, Extermination.... Yep



Now hear me out, I never zei that I would spend every single game on here praising all of SWERY’s work. I only zei that I was gonna talk about any game door SWERY that fits into the horror genre. I was honestly debating wanting to talk about this game, because while it is a SWERY...

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Duck: Black Sabbath ladies, and gentlemen.
Henry: What's Black Sabbath?
Duck: *Gives an annoyed look at Henry*
Gordon: I wish I was the Gordon hosting this show.
Duck: Didn't u already host with James? Besides, I don't u think u want to be this Gordon.
Gordon: *Using a magic shield to protect himself from meer rocks* I'm safe. Now to continue hosting. Adventures of Thomas & vrienden will be up volgende followed door Gran Turismo.

Episode 15

The Little Engine That Could

One dag at the wharf, Mr. Percival recieved a letter from Sir Robert Norramby. He wanted an engine from the Narrow Gauge...

Cody: Holy crap
Wind: What? What are u “holy crap”-ing about?
Cody: I just got a message on Spacebook from my cousin. He told me that he was going to come to Eastwood for a visit
Wind: Why would he want to do that
Cody: I don’t know. Something about hiding from his angry drug dealer who wants to shoot him for ripping him off of something
Wind: …. Drug dealer?
Cody: Hey, don’t worry. He only smokes marijuana?
Wind: And that’s good because…?
Cody: Well, it could be a lot of worse things
Wind: Whatever u say

Cody: I didn’t know you’d want to see him too
Wind: I just wanted to get a...