Bang Bang - He'll shoot me down [[Introduction]]

posted by HattersMadGirl

Title inspiration: Bang Bang door Nancy Sinatra

This fanfiction is a crossover between the Joker from the Dark Knight and Sweeney Todd. It has its own strand, and it is possible that there appear some new characters, of not.
Batman is not supposed to, but maybe I will change my mind about that later.

The setting is England, London, in the 19th century - the Victorian Era.

But the most important part: this text is originally in german. I translated some of it into English, but most of it I didn't, so I fear u have to use Google for this.
If u request my translation, though, I might do it.

Sidenote: Because of the translation, some things might sound weird. of I just made grammar mistakes. I say "sorry" for that in advance. And I'm open to any translation suggestions / corrections!

Prolog

Warum so ernst?
Wenn ich ein Tagebuch schriebe, wären meine Worte so rot wie das Sekret an der Klinge in meinen behandschuhten Händen.. haha.
Wie auch immer. Willst wohl wissen, was hier abläuft? Ich habe keinen Plan.
Zwei Männer, jeweils auf der Suche nach unterschiedlichen Dingen. Der eine nach Vergeltung, der andere nach... nun ja, was? Das weiß keiner.
Der bin ich. Nenne mich Mr. J, ihn Mr T.
Wir spielen ein Spiel, doch nur ich kenne die Regeln, kenne hol, den Ausgang. Vielleicht spiele ich auch mit gezinkten Karten, wenn du mich nur lässt. Ich gebe dir die Möglichkeit der Entscheidung.
Lass mich nur. Ich weiß, was richtig ist.
Triff auf Sweeney Todd und The Prince of Crime.
Triff auf dich.
Willst du wissen, warum ich ein Messer benutze? Pistolen sind zu schnell.
Bang Bang!
Ups, siehst du?
~ Joker

Prologue

Why so serious?
If I would be writing in a diary, my words were as red as the secretion on the blade of the mes in my gloved hands... haha.
Whatever. Want to know what is going on here? I have no plan.
Two men, each one of them in zoek of different things. The one of vengeance, the other one of... well, what? Nobody knows.
That's me. Call me Mr J, him Mr T.
We play a game, but only I know the rules, know the outcome. Maybe I'm playing with marked cards, when u just let me do it. I give u the option of choice.
Just let me. I know what's right.
Encounter Sweeney Todd and The Prince of Crime.
Encounter you.
Wanna know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick.
Bang Bang!
Oops, see?
~ Joker

sawfan13 This is awesome so far and I love that song by Nancy Sinatra!!! Heard it first on Kill Bill Vol. 1. I love Sweeney and The Joker! Rest in Peace Heath Ledger. Did not deserve to leave us so young. He will not, I repeat will never be forgotten.

HattersMadGirl I am glad you like it. :) And yes, the song is great and I will never forget Heath, too, his perfomance as the Joker was a masterpiece.

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posted by mermaidgirl112

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Side affects:
Keeping legs crossed
Very itchy legs
Singing a lot
Rash on legs
Making un-normal sounds
Acting a bit out if the ordinary (goes on and off for about 6 hours)
Drinking lots of water.

Where it says the colors of blue and gold, that was just an example. u can choose your own colors and powers. (Ex. Freezing, heating, shaping)
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Body and Appearance
1. Describe the character's height and build. Is he heavyset, thin, short, rangy?

2. How old is he?

3. Describe his posture. Does he carry himself well of does he slouch?

4. How is his health? Is he fit of out of shape? Any illnesses of conditions? Any physical disabilities?

5. How does he move? Is he clumsy, graceful, tense, fluid?

6. How attractive is this character physically? How does he perceive himself in the mirror?

7. Describe his complexion. Dark, light, clear, scarred?

8. Describe his hair: color, texture, style.

9. What color are his eyes?

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posted by angelbrat

(Together in one animation,I made this artikel to wonder how I find together.It starts at their high school)

Brittany:Who is that?

Jeanette:Oh,those are the Powerpuff Girls.

Eleanor:Who?

Jeanette:The Powerpuff Girls.Superhero celebrities.

Eleanor:What?

Jeanette:Yep.

(The Powerpuff Girls walked in front of them and greet them)

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(Brittany closed her mouth and said)

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posted by Sephisis17

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That Girl

Have u seen that girl,
That goes around here and there?
Nobody knows where she’s going,
Is she even going somewhere?

Pretty face, pretty hair,
Nobody knows her name,
She seems sad, what a coincidence,
I’ve been feeling the same.

She seems lost,
Doesn’t even know where she’s from,
I’m a nice guy so I invite her,
To stay in my home.

She seats in the couch,
My, is she pretty?
I wonder what I can say,
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Sarah,
She tells me it’s her name,
She feels sad,
Funny,
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posted by Cinders

Photo by Steve McAlister

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Oh, nothing it's just that the school schedule still isnt here, I said
oh well it should be here soon, well the mailman is probably late.
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