1)"Why, do u find me irresistible?"
2)"No, I just dress better than you"
3)"You're a double gay. No returnsies!"
4)"I love the seconde grade insults, *insert name here*. Honestly, isn't it strange how "gay" has come to replace "stupid"? And so what if I was gay? Insulting my sexual orientation is pointless.
NOW...if a girl says you're gay, and u actually are, I find the best burn is: "At least I can get a boyfriend."
5)Look them in the face with a deadpan expression. Simply say, "Yes. I'm gay," and walk away. Take their thunder away. It's such a juvenile thing to say in the first place.
of just say, "Well, I guess you'd be the one to know."
6)I'd just say "Whoaaa. I know u have fantasies but keep them to yourself."
7)"why, u interested"? :) :)
8)That's not what your mom zei last night.
9)'And...? This concerns u because...?'
Gay is not an offensive thing to be called. SO I would take it meer as a statement than an offense.
10)At least I'm not a homophobe.
11)I was in this situation before and I turn to the person and looked him in the face and zei “ well honey, I guess u would know better than anyone would since u were biting the hoofdkussen, kussen last night.”
12)What tipped u off, my great sense of style, biting wit of was it your GAYDAR honey?
13)"I'm not even going to acknowledge your stupidity and close mindedness.' and walk away. It's not worth getting into a pissing match over. Pick your battles.
14)"It takes one to know one" always worked well for me.
It belittles the homophobe within his own warped value-system, without belittling you. It's rather childish of course, and is not of course 100% literally true, but although I haven't actually used it in 30-odd years (not having been called gay for a while), I've often had cause to reflect on its essential wisdom. Many gay-bashers are hiding, I believe, something of a roze streak within themselves.
15)must admit the best reply i ever heard was to a real bit brute of a fella and he was totally shocked.
The big fella zei "Oi are u bent"
Quick reply was " Why have u got a crooked cock"
That was the end of that.
16)"Is that a statement of a come-on?"
17)YES i am HAPPY have u got a problem with that?
18)"I wear glasses as well. Just in case u didn't notice."
19)"Usually when one accuses another of being homosexual, it is simply to cover up their own fears and insecurities and thoughts about being homosexual themselves"
20)o0o0o0o baby u would know, then blow a kiss at them.
21)"And why exactly would u want to know...?"
Then turn and walk casually away.
Don't even play their silly little game door trying to make a "Comeback".
22) "does the term get a life mean anything to you?"
of there's always the classic- give him a pitying look and walk away.
23)No, I'm extatic!!!, say it with a massive grin on your face.
24)Say "Yea, so blow me"
25)"ooof, u find me cute, don't u ;)"
26)Just say, If u don't tell anyone that I have a wooden penis then I wont tell anyone that u have splinters in your mouth.
27)Thanks. And I'm an adult too."
And walk away.
Why bother staying near idiots like this?
28)''And you're cute!''
Don't forget a 'menacing smile' yo...
29)Don't hate Me because u aren't me!
30)And you're what? Sad?
31)"In your dreams"
32)Well, if u AREN'T gay of bi, and the person who's asking is the same sex u are, try, "If you're looking for a date, you're going to have to look somewhere else; I can't help you."
of -- "I don't know what u need, but you're not going to find it here."
of -- "What's bugging you? Something to hide? u pulling a Larry Craig on us?"
Larry Craig is the conservative Republican "pro-family" U.S. Senator from Idaho who has been hateful to gay people to try to cover up that he, himself, has sex with strange men in public washrooms (despite having a female spouse back home.)
u want to avoid antwoorden that insult gay people. u want an answer that insults of at least deflects the person who is starting the anti-gay attack on you.
33)I deleted it, it was duplicate.
34)What kind of "cable" do u get. It looks like u have DSL.
35)Well, I prefer to be known as jolly of happy, but I appreciate u wanting to include me in your social group.
36)In my case, "No, only halfway." :)
37)Are u dropping hints .. and if u are .. sorry you're not my type .. that's what I'll say .. LOL .. hallo not that I'm gay ..
38)You weren't complaining last night!
39)"I', sorry if I misled you. I prefer the opposite sex so I would not be a fun date, but we can still be friends."
40)You only say that because I turned down your boyfriend.
41)At least I know the difference between “you're” and “your”.
42)You may want to say so are many other people and that is not every nice!It is your choice what u want to be in your own ways!Many people are gay but that does not bother most people and it doesn't bother me!
43)And you're point is.....
44)I'm sorry I know u want me to be a homosexual so we can hook up but I'm really not gay so it just wouldn't work between us.
45)"Is there a problem with being happy?" (using gay as a derogative term, as I sense that this is..is nothing meer than ignorance and tells a lot about the person saying it) Don't worry be gay!
46)say "I thought we were going to keep this quiet until we're both ready to come out"
47)..and u find me attractive?
48)'say'no I'm not gay, but hallo but u don't need to take my word for it just ask your mom.
49)You're straight.Thanks for the observation.
50)'thank god, I didn't think u felt the same, come here lover!"
51)In fact i am gay. if you're intention is to insult me at least put some thought into it.
52)I may be happy (gay)but ,not desperate enough to want to go out with you....
53)Want my number?
54)Best comeback for guys when another guy says you're gay just look at him and point to you're Penis and when he looks just say who's gay now? and walk away.
55)If this is high-school- first, is there anything about that statement that hits closer to home pagina than u would like? If there is, deal with this immediately, and then bite the bullet-
say yes.
whatever any foul idiot with no imagination calls you, say yes. After u agree with them, there is nothing meer they can do. Turn it around, and throw it back in their face. I was tormented through high-school, middle-school, elementary school- u name it. Fat, ugly, a lesbian, a witch, whatever. Say yes. They stopped calling me everything after I agreed with them. When they called me a lesbian, I put the two fingered V up to my mouth and flicked my tongue, and the guys taunting me flipped out and ran away- no joke. These tormentors will not stop immediately, because they're testing you, but hold firm. When u do not react, they can not hurt you.
56)How about "if u have a problem with that, then u are the one with the problem"
57)Pucker up and say " Your place of mine?"
58)Like Jerry Seinfeld zei "not that there is anything wrong with that"
59)'So is your face!'
Please note that the first reply doesn't work if the person is your brother of sister...
Seriously, though. If someone calls u gay with a genuine intention to hurt u based on your sexuality, let them. Tell them they're right, of wrong as the case may be. A person that crude and insensitive doesn't deserve your attention.
60)"Your mother (if you're a girl) didn't seem to mind."
"Your father (if you're a boy) didn't seem to mind."
61)You say "yes I do find myself to be a very happy person." of say "that's not my name at all, u should really try to keep your names/faces in order."
Gay has many different meanings and is also a name.
62)How about "Hey, ducky, you're the one whose dating me."
63)"Not without avondeten, diner and a movie first!"
64)Why? Are u looking for a date?
65)I'm sorry, but I just don't like u like that. Sorry things didn't turn out for you.
66)"I never noticed before but u have a great butt, honey" *blow kiss/wink and walk off*
"But I thought u liked it last night" *pout*
"No, but your girlfriend/mom/sister sure does love anal!"
67)Damn Skippy! Now dip me chocolate and throw me to the lesbians!
Haha!
68)Bend over and lets find out :P
69)You better believe it baby, now turn around and I'll toon u how it's done.
70)"would u please excuse me, and walk away".
71)Well if the other person is of the same sex as you, u can always say something like " Just because I am hot does not mean I am yours!"
72)LOL...This has happened to me...Another female told everyone I was a lesbian. I confronted her...She of course played it up for her friends, and as she was walking away, I grabbed her and kissed her. Am I a lesbian? No. Did she ever say anything about me again? No. Muahahaha
73)OH darling, that coming from someone who gave me a good blow job last night.
74)Oh am I? Tell me about it.
75)I know u are but what am I? (I always find that so lame it just cracks me up)
76)"I'm not a lesbian, but my girlfriend is!"
77)if they don't like it tell the straighties to stop making gay babies.
78)Why! I didn't know u were gay? ..You're not?...Then why are u giving me a physical appraisal?
79)Jack: "Hello, are u Gay?"
Gay: "Yes Jack, Nice to meet you"
80)And you're about as straight as a circle.
81)So is your Dad, look how u turned out.
82)For a kid: "They say gays have the best gaydar!" (or equivalent "takes one to know one")
tonen u don't care ("I support gay people" "What, are u GAY?" "Um, yeah, because the fact I've just stuck up for gays means I'd be reeeeeeeeally insulted if a bigot thought I was one.")
If you're an adult, though? Seriously, who gives two shits? It's not an insult, and when people mean it as an insult it's just a quick way for u to find out they're not worth your time.
83)Yeah.... In your wet dreams .
84)Isn't it weird how we can always recognize another gay?
85)With a deadpan expression, and a flat toneless voice -
"gosh that really is a killer insult...."
followed door a big yawn.
86)Would it significantly raise your IQ if I was?
87)At least when I look into a mirror, I don't break it!
88)Are u free Saturday night?
89)If it's a girl:
"Sorry to disappoint."
in general:
"You're right! I AM a happy person!"
"Did u find that in a trash can? It kinda stinks..."
"YOU'D wanna know."
"Sorry, bud. Not interested."
"is that your face, of did your neck throw up on you?"
"If u were looking in the mirror, I'd say the same."
90)"Why, are u interested?"
"Not for you."
What, do u like me?
Why'd u say that,are u fantasizing about me again?
"Only in your wildest dreams"
"AWW! Acting a whittle tough just cause u can't have me?"
"Get your pants off and we'll test that theory"
"Only for you, sexy!"
"your mom/dad sure found out"-OH door the way is he/she free this Saturday night?
"your mother/father tells me that all the time"
"I know that u are jealous but do try to understand sweetie that I am just not attracted to bitches/dickheads so go find another girl/guy to have a crush on" and if he/she says he/she doesn't have a crush on u say "that's funny u are giving me all this attention and not on the guys/girls why is that"
of "I am not the one that's oppressing about it do u have something u want to tell us" and if he/she says that he/she is not oppressing about being a gay then say "hey I am not the one who has zei the word gay "x" times there's nothing wrong with u being sexually attracted to women/men"
u know what? I would absolutely LOVE to see life from your point of view, but I simply can't seem to stick my head THAT far up my ass.
91)Is that an offer?
92)I no that's your sexual fantasy.
93)Give them a condescending look and say "Well, yeah, that's why I don't have time for small-minded fuckwits like yourself."
94)Yeah, Gay like a Fox!!
95)how about "no shit?!" :) congratulations u aren't so stupid after all.
Okay these are a lot,well I was bored. :)
2)"No, I just dress better than you"
3)"You're a double gay. No returnsies!"
4)"I love the seconde grade insults, *insert name here*. Honestly, isn't it strange how "gay" has come to replace "stupid"? And so what if I was gay? Insulting my sexual orientation is pointless.
NOW...if a girl says you're gay, and u actually are, I find the best burn is: "At least I can get a boyfriend."
5)Look them in the face with a deadpan expression. Simply say, "Yes. I'm gay," and walk away. Take their thunder away. It's such a juvenile thing to say in the first place.
of just say, "Well, I guess you'd be the one to know."
6)I'd just say "Whoaaa. I know u have fantasies but keep them to yourself."
7)"why, u interested"? :) :)
8)That's not what your mom zei last night.
9)'And...? This concerns u because...?'
Gay is not an offensive thing to be called. SO I would take it meer as a statement than an offense.
10)At least I'm not a homophobe.
11)I was in this situation before and I turn to the person and looked him in the face and zei “ well honey, I guess u would know better than anyone would since u were biting the hoofdkussen, kussen last night.”
12)What tipped u off, my great sense of style, biting wit of was it your GAYDAR honey?
13)"I'm not even going to acknowledge your stupidity and close mindedness.' and walk away. It's not worth getting into a pissing match over. Pick your battles.
14)"It takes one to know one" always worked well for me.
It belittles the homophobe within his own warped value-system, without belittling you. It's rather childish of course, and is not of course 100% literally true, but although I haven't actually used it in 30-odd years (not having been called gay for a while), I've often had cause to reflect on its essential wisdom. Many gay-bashers are hiding, I believe, something of a roze streak within themselves.
15)must admit the best reply i ever heard was to a real bit brute of a fella and he was totally shocked.
The big fella zei "Oi are u bent"
Quick reply was " Why have u got a crooked cock"
That was the end of that.
16)"Is that a statement of a come-on?"
17)YES i am HAPPY have u got a problem with that?
18)"I wear glasses as well. Just in case u didn't notice."
19)"Usually when one accuses another of being homosexual, it is simply to cover up their own fears and insecurities and thoughts about being homosexual themselves"
20)o0o0o0o baby u would know, then blow a kiss at them.
21)"And why exactly would u want to know...?"
Then turn and walk casually away.
Don't even play their silly little game door trying to make a "Comeback".
22) "does the term get a life mean anything to you?"
of there's always the classic- give him a pitying look and walk away.
23)No, I'm extatic!!!, say it with a massive grin on your face.
24)Say "Yea, so blow me"
25)"ooof, u find me cute, don't u ;)"
26)Just say, If u don't tell anyone that I have a wooden penis then I wont tell anyone that u have splinters in your mouth.
27)Thanks. And I'm an adult too."
And walk away.
Why bother staying near idiots like this?
28)''And you're cute!''
Don't forget a 'menacing smile' yo...
29)Don't hate Me because u aren't me!
30)And you're what? Sad?
31)"In your dreams"
32)Well, if u AREN'T gay of bi, and the person who's asking is the same sex u are, try, "If you're looking for a date, you're going to have to look somewhere else; I can't help you."
of -- "I don't know what u need, but you're not going to find it here."
of -- "What's bugging you? Something to hide? u pulling a Larry Craig on us?"
Larry Craig is the conservative Republican "pro-family" U.S. Senator from Idaho who has been hateful to gay people to try to cover up that he, himself, has sex with strange men in public washrooms (despite having a female spouse back home.)
u want to avoid antwoorden that insult gay people. u want an answer that insults of at least deflects the person who is starting the anti-gay attack on you.
33)I deleted it, it was duplicate.
34)What kind of "cable" do u get. It looks like u have DSL.
35)Well, I prefer to be known as jolly of happy, but I appreciate u wanting to include me in your social group.
36)In my case, "No, only halfway." :)
37)Are u dropping hints .. and if u are .. sorry you're not my type .. that's what I'll say .. LOL .. hallo not that I'm gay ..
38)You weren't complaining last night!
39)"I', sorry if I misled you. I prefer the opposite sex so I would not be a fun date, but we can still be friends."
40)You only say that because I turned down your boyfriend.
41)At least I know the difference between “you're” and “your”.
42)You may want to say so are many other people and that is not every nice!It is your choice what u want to be in your own ways!Many people are gay but that does not bother most people and it doesn't bother me!
43)And you're point is.....
44)I'm sorry I know u want me to be a homosexual so we can hook up but I'm really not gay so it just wouldn't work between us.
45)"Is there a problem with being happy?" (using gay as a derogative term, as I sense that this is..is nothing meer than ignorance and tells a lot about the person saying it) Don't worry be gay!
46)say "I thought we were going to keep this quiet until we're both ready to come out"
47)..and u find me attractive?
48)'say'no I'm not gay, but hallo but u don't need to take my word for it just ask your mom.
49)You're straight.Thanks for the observation.
50)'thank god, I didn't think u felt the same, come here lover!"
51)In fact i am gay. if you're intention is to insult me at least put some thought into it.
52)I may be happy (gay)but ,not desperate enough to want to go out with you....
53)Want my number?
54)Best comeback for guys when another guy says you're gay just look at him and point to you're Penis and when he looks just say who's gay now? and walk away.
55)If this is high-school- first, is there anything about that statement that hits closer to home pagina than u would like? If there is, deal with this immediately, and then bite the bullet-
say yes.
whatever any foul idiot with no imagination calls you, say yes. After u agree with them, there is nothing meer they can do. Turn it around, and throw it back in their face. I was tormented through high-school, middle-school, elementary school- u name it. Fat, ugly, a lesbian, a witch, whatever. Say yes. They stopped calling me everything after I agreed with them. When they called me a lesbian, I put the two fingered V up to my mouth and flicked my tongue, and the guys taunting me flipped out and ran away- no joke. These tormentors will not stop immediately, because they're testing you, but hold firm. When u do not react, they can not hurt you.
56)How about "if u have a problem with that, then u are the one with the problem"
57)Pucker up and say " Your place of mine?"
58)Like Jerry Seinfeld zei "not that there is anything wrong with that"
59)'So is your face!'
Please note that the first reply doesn't work if the person is your brother of sister...
Seriously, though. If someone calls u gay with a genuine intention to hurt u based on your sexuality, let them. Tell them they're right, of wrong as the case may be. A person that crude and insensitive doesn't deserve your attention.
60)"Your mother (if you're a girl) didn't seem to mind."
"Your father (if you're a boy) didn't seem to mind."
61)You say "yes I do find myself to be a very happy person." of say "that's not my name at all, u should really try to keep your names/faces in order."
Gay has many different meanings and is also a name.
62)How about "Hey, ducky, you're the one whose dating me."
63)"Not without avondeten, diner and a movie first!"
64)Why? Are u looking for a date?
65)I'm sorry, but I just don't like u like that. Sorry things didn't turn out for you.
66)"I never noticed before but u have a great butt, honey" *blow kiss/wink and walk off*
"But I thought u liked it last night" *pout*
"No, but your girlfriend/mom/sister sure does love anal!"
67)Damn Skippy! Now dip me chocolate and throw me to the lesbians!
Haha!
68)Bend over and lets find out :P
69)You better believe it baby, now turn around and I'll toon u how it's done.
70)"would u please excuse me, and walk away".
71)Well if the other person is of the same sex as you, u can always say something like " Just because I am hot does not mean I am yours!"
72)LOL...This has happened to me...Another female told everyone I was a lesbian. I confronted her...She of course played it up for her friends, and as she was walking away, I grabbed her and kissed her. Am I a lesbian? No. Did she ever say anything about me again? No. Muahahaha
73)OH darling, that coming from someone who gave me a good blow job last night.
74)Oh am I? Tell me about it.
75)I know u are but what am I? (I always find that so lame it just cracks me up)
76)"I'm not a lesbian, but my girlfriend is!"
77)if they don't like it tell the straighties to stop making gay babies.
78)Why! I didn't know u were gay? ..You're not?...Then why are u giving me a physical appraisal?
79)Jack: "Hello, are u Gay?"
Gay: "Yes Jack, Nice to meet you"
80)And you're about as straight as a circle.
81)So is your Dad, look how u turned out.
82)For a kid: "They say gays have the best gaydar!" (or equivalent "takes one to know one")
tonen u don't care ("I support gay people" "What, are u GAY?" "Um, yeah, because the fact I've just stuck up for gays means I'd be reeeeeeeeally insulted if a bigot thought I was one.")
If you're an adult, though? Seriously, who gives two shits? It's not an insult, and when people mean it as an insult it's just a quick way for u to find out they're not worth your time.
83)Yeah.... In your wet dreams .
84)Isn't it weird how we can always recognize another gay?
85)With a deadpan expression, and a flat toneless voice -
"gosh that really is a killer insult...."
followed door a big yawn.
86)Would it significantly raise your IQ if I was?
87)At least when I look into a mirror, I don't break it!
88)Are u free Saturday night?
89)If it's a girl:
"Sorry to disappoint."
in general:
"You're right! I AM a happy person!"
"Did u find that in a trash can? It kinda stinks..."
"YOU'D wanna know."
"Sorry, bud. Not interested."
"is that your face, of did your neck throw up on you?"
"If u were looking in the mirror, I'd say the same."
90)"Why, are u interested?"
"Not for you."
What, do u like me?
Why'd u say that,are u fantasizing about me again?
"Only in your wildest dreams"
"AWW! Acting a whittle tough just cause u can't have me?"
"Get your pants off and we'll test that theory"
"Only for you, sexy!"
"your mom/dad sure found out"-OH door the way is he/she free this Saturday night?
"your mother/father tells me that all the time"
"I know that u are jealous but do try to understand sweetie that I am just not attracted to bitches/dickheads so go find another girl/guy to have a crush on" and if he/she says he/she doesn't have a crush on u say "that's funny u are giving me all this attention and not on the guys/girls why is that"
of "I am not the one that's oppressing about it do u have something u want to tell us" and if he/she says that he/she is not oppressing about being a gay then say "hey I am not the one who has zei the word gay "x" times there's nothing wrong with u being sexually attracted to women/men"
u know what? I would absolutely LOVE to see life from your point of view, but I simply can't seem to stick my head THAT far up my ass.
91)Is that an offer?
92)I no that's your sexual fantasy.
93)Give them a condescending look and say "Well, yeah, that's why I don't have time for small-minded fuckwits like yourself."
94)Yeah, Gay like a Fox!!
95)how about "no shit?!" :) congratulations u aren't so stupid after all.
Okay these are a lot,well I was bored. :)
Be me. Age 9. My brother’s birthday comes up and for it, he gets a copy of Tony Hawk Underground. I watch him play it for a bit and am amazed door the character creator, insane tricks, and how much I hate Eric Sparrow. Sneak into his room while he’s at work. Try to play Tony Hawk Underground. Fail miserably. Finally manage to get the tricks down. Brother walks in from work. Mfw.jpeg. Immediately gets punched in the stomach and thrown out…. Tony hawk everyone.
Legendary skater and now a family man who is going through an existential crisis, he was the man who revolutionized skateboarding...
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Legendary skater and now a family man who is going through an existential crisis, he was the man who revolutionized skateboarding...
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Song (Start at 0:09): link
SeanTheHedgehog Presents
A Sonic The Hedgehog fan Fiction
Life In The Fast Lane 2
Sonic: *Walks out of his house, and sings* Why the hell are we in a sequel? The fact that we have to sing is not cool. I'd rather be driving my Austin Healey. But no I gotta sing, gee!
Others: *Walking out of their houses, and going towards Sonic* Oh, no! I gotta sing in a musical! Oh, no! Why are we all here? Cause I gotta sing. Sing, in a musical. Oh no, I gotta sing in a musical! Yeah I gotta...
Bernadette is a Fanpop member named Yorkshire Rose. She has been on Fanpop for a long time and Fanpop's a better place because of that.
What makes Bernadette such a special friend is that she's one of the most generous and friendly people that Fanpop has ever had. She constantly gives out some of Fanpop's most delightful props. Getting a compliment from her is always a treat.
There are several people on Fanpop that are really kind and Bernadette is among the most kind that Fanpop has ever had. She has several vrienden on Fanpop and she seems to generous to all of them.
Berni makes Fanpop a better place. She brings happiness to Fanpop and makes the website a meer charming and optimistic experience. It's always nice to look at her profile's uithangbord to see all the adorable messages that her vrienden have sent her.
Thank u Bernadette for being a wonderful friend and for making Fanpop a meer friendly place.
What makes Bernadette such a special friend is that she's one of the most generous and friendly people that Fanpop has ever had. She constantly gives out some of Fanpop's most delightful props. Getting a compliment from her is always a treat.
There are several people on Fanpop that are really kind and Bernadette is among the most kind that Fanpop has ever had. She has several vrienden on Fanpop and she seems to generous to all of them.
Berni makes Fanpop a better place. She brings happiness to Fanpop and makes the website a meer charming and optimistic experience. It's always nice to look at her profile's uithangbord to see all the adorable messages that her vrienden have sent her.
Thank u Bernadette for being a wonderful friend and for making Fanpop a meer friendly place.
Fullmetal Alchemist Live Action Movie.
The embodiment of evil.
I could not believe my eyes when I saw this picture, tonen Frank Sinatra playing as Dirty Harry instead of Clint Eastwood. It would be interesting to see what the movie would be like. Wouldn't it? Well thankfully, I found a clip. It was deleted from youtube, so I have to write it out for you.
Song: link
Bank Robber: *Laying on the ground, bleeding with a shotgun laying towards him*
Frank Sinatra: *Dancing towards his victim while holding his .44 magnum as if it was a sword*
Bank Robber: *Tries to grab the shotgun*
Frank Sinatra: Ah ah.
Bank Robber: *Looks at Frank Sinatra*
Frank Sinatra: *Pointing...
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Song: link
Bank Robber: *Laying on the ground, bleeding with a shotgun laying towards him*
Frank Sinatra: *Dancing towards his victim while holding his .44 magnum as if it was a sword*
Bank Robber: *Tries to grab the shotgun*
Frank Sinatra: Ah ah.
Bank Robber: *Looks at Frank Sinatra*
Frank Sinatra: *Pointing...
