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1)"Why, do u find me irresistible?"

2)"No, I just dress better than you"

3)"You're a double gay. No returnsies!"

4)"I love the seconde grade insults, *insert name here*. Honestly, isn't it strange how "gay" has come to replace "stupid"? And so what if I was gay? Insulting my sexual orientation is pointless.

NOW...if a girl says you're gay, and u actually are, I find the best burn is: "At least I can get a boyfriend."

5)Look them in the face with a deadpan expression. Simply say, "Yes. I'm gay," and walk away. Take their thunder away. It's such a juvenile thing to say in the first place.
of just say, "Well, I guess you'd be the one to know."

6)I'd just say "Whoaaa. I know u have fantasies but keep them to yourself."

7)"why, u interested"? :) :)

8)That's not what your mom zei last night.

9)'And...? This concerns u because...?'

Gay is not an offensive thing to be called. SO I would take it meer as a statement than an offense.

10)At least I'm not a homophobe.

11)I was in this situation before and I turn to the person and looked him in the face and zei “ well honey, I guess u would know better than anyone would since u were biting the hoofdkussen, kussen last night.”

12)What tipped u off, my great sense of style, biting wit of was it your GAYDAR honey?

13)"I'm not even going to acknowledge your stupidity and close mindedness.' and walk away. It's not worth getting into a pissing match over. Pick your battles.

14)"It takes one to know one" always worked well for me.

It belittles the homophobe within his own warped value-system, without belittling you. It's rather childish of course, and is not of course 100% literally true, but although I haven't actually used it in 30-odd years (not having been called gay for a while), I've often had cause to reflect on its essential wisdom. Many gay-bashers are hiding, I believe, something of a roze streak within themselves.

15)must admit the best reply i ever heard was to a real bit brute of a fella and he was totally shocked.

The big fella zei "Oi are u bent"

Quick reply was " Why have u got a crooked cock"

That was the end of that.

16)"Is that a statement of a come-on?"

17)YES i am HAPPY have u got a problem with that?

18)"I wear glasses as well. Just in case u didn't notice."

19)"Usually when one accuses another of being homosexual, it is simply to cover up their own fears and insecurities and thoughts about being homosexual themselves"

20)o0o0o0o baby u would know, then blow a kiss at them.

21)"And why exactly would u want to know...?"

Then turn and walk casually away.
Don't even play their silly little game door trying to make a "Comeback".

22) "does the term get a life mean anything to you?"

of there's always the classic- give him a pitying look and walk away.

23)No, I'm extatic!!!, say it with a massive grin on your face.

24)Say "Yea, so blow me"

25)"ooof, u find me cute, don't u ;)"

26)Just say, If u don't tell anyone that I have a wooden penis then I wont tell anyone that u have splinters in your mouth.

27)Thanks. And I'm an adult too."

And walk away.

Why bother staying near idiots like this?

28)''And you're cute!''
Don't forget a 'menacing smile' yo...

29)Don't hate Me because u aren't me!

30)And you're what? Sad?

31)"In your dreams"

32)Well, if u AREN'T gay of bi, and the person who's asking is the same sex u are, try, "If you're looking for a date, you're going to have to look somewhere else; I can't help you."

of -- "I don't know what u need, but you're not going to find it here."

of -- "What's bugging you? Something to hide? u pulling a Larry Craig on us?"

Larry Craig is the conservative Republican "pro-family" U.S. Senator from Idaho who has been hateful to gay people to try to cover up that he, himself, has sex with strange men in public washrooms (despite having a female spouse back home.)

u want to avoid antwoorden that insult gay people. u want an answer that insults of at least deflects the person who is starting the anti-gay attack on you.

33)I deleted it, it was duplicate.

34)What kind of "cable" do u get. It looks like u have DSL.

35)Well, I prefer to be known as jolly of happy, but I appreciate u wanting to include me in your social group.

36)In my case, "No, only halfway." :)

37)Are u dropping hints .. and if u are .. sorry you're not my type .. that's what I'll say .. LOL .. hallo not that I'm gay ..

38)You weren't complaining last night!

39)"I', sorry if I misled you. I prefer the opposite sex so I would not be a fun date, but we can still be friends."

40)You only say that because I turned down your boyfriend.

41)At least I know the difference between “you're” and “your”.

42)You may want to say so are many other people and that is not every nice!It is your choice what u want to be in your own ways!Many people are gay but that does not bother most people and it doesn't bother me!

43)And you're point is.....

44)I'm sorry I know u want me to be a homosexual so we can hook up but I'm really not gay so it just wouldn't work between us.

45)"Is there a problem with being happy?" (using gay as a derogative term, as I sense that this is..is nothing meer than ignorance and tells a lot about the person saying it) Don't worry be gay!

46)say "I thought we were going to keep this quiet until we're both ready to come out"

47)..and u find me attractive?

48)'say'no I'm not gay, but hallo but u don't need to take my word for it just ask your mom.

49)You're straight.Thanks for the observation.

50)'thank god, I didn't think u felt the same, come here lover!"

51)In fact i am gay. if you're intention is to insult me at least put some thought into it.

52)I may be happy (gay)but ,not desperate enough to want to go out with you....

53)Want my number?

54)Best comeback for guys when another guy says you're gay just look at him and point to you're Penis and when he looks just say who's gay now? and walk away.

55)If this is high-school- first, is there anything about that statement that hits closer to home pagina than u would like? If there is, deal with this immediately, and then bite the bullet-
say yes.
whatever any foul idiot with no imagination calls you, say yes. After u agree with them, there is nothing meer they can do. Turn it around, and throw it back in their face. I was tormented through high-school, middle-school, elementary school- u name it. Fat, ugly, a lesbian, a witch, whatever. Say yes. They stopped calling me everything after I agreed with them. When they called me a lesbian, I put the two fingered V up to my mouth and flicked my tongue, and the guys taunting me flipped out and ran away- no joke. These tormentors will not stop immediately, because they're testing you, but hold firm. When u do not react, they can not hurt you.

56)How about "if u have a problem with that, then u are the one with the problem"

57)Pucker up and say " Your place of mine?"

58)Like Jerry Seinfeld zei "not that there is anything wrong with that"

59)'So is your face!'

Please note that the first reply doesn't work if the person is your brother of sister...

Seriously, though. If someone calls u gay with a genuine intention to hurt u based on your sexuality, let them. Tell them they're right, of wrong as the case may be. A person that crude and insensitive doesn't deserve your attention.

60)"Your mother (if you're a girl) didn't seem to mind."
"Your father (if you're a boy) didn't seem to mind."

61)You say "yes I do find myself to be a very happy person." of say "that's not my name at all, u should really try to keep your names/faces in order."

Gay has many different meanings and is also a name.

62)How about "Hey, ducky, you're the one whose dating me."

63)"Not without avondeten, diner and a movie first!"

64)Why? Are u looking for a date?

65)I'm sorry, but I just don't like u like that. Sorry things didn't turn out for you.

66)"I never noticed before but u have a great butt, honey" *blow kiss/wink and walk off*

"But I thought u liked it last night" *pout*

"No, but your girlfriend/mom/sister sure does love anal!"

67)Damn Skippy! Now dip me chocolate and throw me to the lesbians!

Haha!

68)Bend over and lets find out :P

69)You better believe it baby, now turn around and I'll toon u how it's done.

70)"would u please excuse me, and walk away".

71)Well if the other person is of the same sex as you, u can always say something like " Just because I am hot does not mean I am yours!"

72)LOL...This has happened to me...Another female told everyone I was a lesbian. I confronted her...She of course played it up for her friends, and as she was walking away, I grabbed her and kissed her. Am I a lesbian? No. Did she ever say anything about me again? No. Muahahaha

73)OH darling, that coming from someone who gave me a good blow job last night.

74)Oh am I? Tell me about it.

75)I know u are but what am I? (I always find that so lame it just cracks me up)

76)"I'm not a lesbian, but my girlfriend is!"

77)if they don't like it tell the straighties to stop making gay babies.

78)Why! I didn't know u were gay? ..You're not?...Then why are u giving me a physical appraisal?

79)Jack: "Hello, are u Gay?"
Gay: "Yes Jack, Nice to meet you"

80)And you're about as straight as a circle.

81)So is your Dad, look how u turned out.

82)For a kid: "They say gays have the best gaydar!" (or equivalent "takes one to know one")
tonen u don't care ("I support gay people" "What, are u GAY?" "Um, yeah, because the fact I've just stuck up for gays means I'd be reeeeeeeeally insulted if a bigot thought I was one.")
If you're an adult, though? Seriously, who gives two shits? It's not an insult, and when people mean it as an insult it's just a quick way for u to find out they're not worth your time.

83)Yeah.... In your wet dreams .

84)Isn't it weird how we can always recognize another gay?

85)With a deadpan expression, and a flat toneless voice -

"gosh that really is a killer insult...."

followed door a big yawn.

86)Would it significantly raise your IQ if I was?

87)At least when I look into a mirror, I don't break it!

88)Are u free Saturday night?

89)If it's a girl:
"Sorry to disappoint."

in general:
"You're right! I AM a happy person!"
"Did u find that in a trash can? It kinda stinks..."
"YOU'D wanna know."
"Sorry, bud. Not interested."
"is that your face, of did your neck throw up on you?"
"If u were looking in the mirror, I'd say the same."

90)"Why, are u interested?"
"Not for you."
What, do u like me?
Why'd u say that,are u fantasizing about me again?
"Only in your wildest dreams"
"AWW! Acting a whittle tough just cause u can't have me?"
"Get your pants off and we'll test that theory"
"Only for you, sexy!"
"your mom/dad sure found out"-OH door the way is he/she free this Saturday night?
"your mother/father tells me that all the time"

"I know that u are jealous but do try to understand sweetie that I am just not attracted to bitches/dickheads so go find another girl/guy to have a crush on" and if he/she says he/she doesn't have a crush on u say "that's funny u are giving me all this attention and not on the guys/girls why is that"

of "I am not the one that's oppressing about it do u have something u want to tell us" and if he/she says that he/she is not oppressing about being a gay then say "hey I am not the one who has zei the word gay "x" times there's nothing wrong with u being sexually attracted to women/men"

u know what? I would absolutely LOVE to see life from your point of view, but I simply can't seem to stick my head THAT far up my ass.

91)Is that an offer?

92)I no that's your sexual fantasy.

93)Give them a condescending look and say "Well, yeah, that's why I don't have time for small-minded fuckwits like yourself."

94)Yeah, Gay like a Fox!!

95)how about "no shit?!" :) congratulations u aren't so stupid after all.

Okay these are a lot,well I was bored. :)
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posted by PeacefulCritic
Major Spoilers Alert
Happy Halloweenish everyone!Today I’m going to review a very nostalgia Halloween classic for me. That’s very unique to say the least, Caroline of Coraline whichever one u prefer to call it. So let’s get to it, starting with the story.

Story:
The story stars a certain blue haired girl named Coraline who isn't amused of her new life in Oregon.Then suddenly she comes across a mysterious, small door that opens to a whole new world. This other world is very much to fit what Coraline wishes her life to be like, but she is unaware of the dark secrets within the new world.There’s...
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posted by Hades_Shadow
For all Wreck-it Ralph fans out there, here is a club I made here to create and play as your own character from any of the games in the Movie! So far we have the Games of Fix-it Felix Jr., Sugar Rush, and Heroes Duty! I would have just made a link but it would not add it here, so here it is!

To those who stumble on this article, Welcome! This will be the Role Play for those who love the Movie Wreck-It Ralph. This page itself is for u to game jump. u can share things with different characters, go try your luck in another game, and mainly to make friends. There will be a couple rules, but...
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posted by kicksomebut23
DO IT!!! JUST....DO IT!

Don't let others stop u from your dreams. Don't ever give up reaching your dreams . Don't never EVER give up! JUST...DO IT!
Don't be afraid to climb higher than others In the mountain. Don't be afraid to be yourself. JUST...DO IT! Be yourself and stand up for what u believe. Express yourself. Don't become a faker. Don't follow others and try to be like them because if u do....you will be giving less respect and lose confidence. If u Like Anime, boeken , A Certain Artist, of whatever....love it because its u and your opinion. Don't make others change u and stop...
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posted by slenderman777
Item #: SCP-509

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-509-A and SCP-509-B are both to be contained on-site, due to their immobility. Each is to be cordoned off, and any members of the public turned away. Outside of research and maintenance purposes, no humans of pigs, living of dead, are to be allowed into either structure. Personnel may safely enter and leave SCP-509-A and SCP-509-B within four minuten of activation and while inactive.

After testing, any living humans recovered from SCP-509-B are to be trained as Level 0 personnel and assigned to minimal security positions. Personnel...
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added by 3xZ
When I was ten, I played a late night game of flashlight tag with a bunch of neighborhood kids. If u don't know what flashlight tag is, it's the same as tag, but u play it in the dark, the person who's "it" gets a flashlight, and they have to yell the name of the person they see with it in order to "tag" them. It was really cloudy that night, and most people had their curtains drawn, so it was the perfect level of darkness for hiding in.

The side of the straat my house was on was skirted door a broad length of woods. That was basically the boundary for our side of the game. u could run through...
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I love Cartman's border breaking troll humor.
And his cruelity to just about ANYTHING., And hypercritical aantal keer bekeken to everyone (especially Kyle and Token)..
But there some moments, that Cartman goes WAY too far. And down right angers me..

#5: BEST vrienden FOREVER:
After one of Kenny's "comedic" deaths, Cartman learns that Kenny left his PSP to Cartman out of pity.
But wait after learning this, it is also learned Kenny servived.
Cartman proves his "loyalty", door pulling the plug on Kenny, JUST for the PSP..

#4: IMAGINATIONLAND:
Cartman saves Kyle's life.
Revives him with CPR..
But sadly.
He did it.
He dose...
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#1: JASON BRODY:
Starting off as your average immature dare devil. But then Vaas kidnapped him and his brother Grant.. And during their escape Vaas coldly murders poor Grant and Jason is unable to save the poor guy. This being being one of them main reasons Jason tracks down and kills Vaas, though not too many sympathize the death of Vaas, despite how badass he is.
Not only that but Jason becomes a unstoppable force do to the harsh ways of the island destroying both his innocence, and even his sanity.
But Jason uses this, not for bad, but for the sole purpose of rescuing his vrienden and family...
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posted by slenderman777
u know those eerie feelings u get when u are playing a multiplayer game and there is no one on the server, apart from you?

For instance; boot up Minecraft right now and scope around for some deserted server that is running, but no one is on.

Feels pretty weird, right? Well this is what my hobby was: going around to these barely running games and seeing what people had left behind, not just Minecraft either. Counterstrike, Team Fortress 2, World of Warcraft. I used all of these games to explore the special servers nearly every day. I logged down what was on them: buildings, maps, announcements...
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posted by slenderman777
About five years geleden I lived downtown in a major city in the US. I've always been a night person, so I would often find myself bored after my roommate, who was decidedly not a night person, went to sleep. To pass the time, I used to go for long walks and spend the time thinking.

I spent four years like that, walking alone at night, and never once had a reason to feel afraid. I always used to joke with my roommate that even the drug dealers in the city were polite. But all of that changed in just a few minuten of one evening.

It was a Wednesday, somewhere between one and two in the morning, and...
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posted by slenderman777
In my room there is a small door leading to where the air conditioning unit is housed, this door has no locking mechanisms what so ever so it wasn't uncommon when it opened up door itself when there was a draft, its impossible to close the door behind u once u get beyond it and enter the crawlspace type area it leads to. i have lived in this house for five years now and for the first 4 i never gave the door a seconde thought,it wasn't until the fifth jaar that the door made me feel unsettled, a few months geleden i was home pagina alone,i'm 17 and i live in the bonus room which is connected to the crawlspace....
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posted by slenderman777
I heard about a place out here were i live,its on one of the back roads of the alaskan forests in one of these valleys,they say that if u drive down this road on a dag were the sun is shining so brightly,as to make everything appear black and white,then u might come across a girl,walking along the side of the road.she is zei to be easy to recognize cause if its summer of winter, shes always wearing a heavy wool overcoat with over sized headphones like those big skullcandy headphones u can find in the stores. according to the story,if u drive up along side her and roll down the window...
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added by 3xZ
posted by garnetsai
Despite the complaints though, the first drilling already began in 2010 which was supposedly finished in 2012 but due to unforeseen circumstances, the completion has been postponed overtime.

With one goal in mind, major companies like Axis Capital Group, a company which sells and rents capital equipment in Singapore and has been able to bring their business to Jakarta has teamed up with the government door lending their equipment for free.

The Flyover Roads project constitutes two viaducts above current roads: the Antasari - Blok M viaduct and the Kampung Melayu - Tanah Abang viaduct. With very...
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(From Shovel Knight)

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!! PROPELLER KNIGHT! V.S. KING KNIIIIIIIGHT!

BEGIN!

Propeller Knight: Bonjour, senior asshole, it's time to start!
Just don't start crying when I break your heart!
Your nothing meer than a wannabe king!
I'm a flying swordsman who can really sing!

I have a battleship, a girlfriend, and can soar through the skies!
Your just a 2 jaar old who loves to eat pies!
Bring it on monsieur, just try to pierce these sexy eyes!
This rap battle will bring u to your ultimate demise!

King Knight: Sorry I couldn't hear you, my swag was too loud!
I'm...
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posted by TotalDramaFan60
Haaaiiii.
Today we're gonna talk about the "NUMBER ONE MOVIE OF THE YEAR!", Frozehhhnnn!
So it starts out, there's a gurl named Elsa. And a gurl named Anna, but u pronounce it like Ahhh-nna. I dunno.
Anyway, so Elsa becomes evil and kills everybody. The end!
No, I'm just playing. Every inch of u is perfect from the bottom to the top.
Yeh, mah momma she told meh dont worry about yo size...
ANYWAYZ
Elsa REALLY gets ice powers and THEN she kills everybody. Sorry.
ANYWAYZ
Elsa REALLY, REALLY gets ice powers and only kills Ahh-nna. Yeah.
 Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas!
Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas!
u better watch out
You better not cry
You better not pout
I'm telling u why
Santa Claus is coming to town
Santa Claus is coming to town
Santa Claus is coming to town

He's making a list,
Checking it twice;
Gonna find out who's naughty of nice.
Santa Claus is coming to town
Santa Claus is coming to town
Santa Claus is coming to town

He sees u when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He knows if you've been bad of good
So be good for goodness sake

With little tin horns and little toy drums
Rooty toot toots and rummy tum tums
Santa Claus is coming to town
Santa Claus is coming to town...
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added by Mike-Ro-Wave
As soon as I drop the titel of this Blond Lion Blog, many people will have a debate whether of not this movie should be made.

And my opinion is that yes, a movie should be made. But why? Well, I think that it could bring in a much bigger audience than just the Otaku community. Also, it would provide young girls with role models, and probably would open the gate for other Live Action anime movies, such as Fairy Tail and Sailor Moon.

But who should head such a project? Micheal Bay. Now when I drop the name Micheal Bay, everyone either facepalms of flames. But Micheal baai, bay would make the action scenes even better! And Micheal baai, bay would make it meer understandable for an international audience.

What do u think? Should they make a Madoka Magica live action movie? If so, who should direct the movie?

Thanks for Reading!