1. "Do not look into laser with remaining eye." -- On a laser pointer.
2. "Do not use for drying pets." -- In the manual for a microwave oven.
3. "For use on animals only." -- On an electric cattle prod.
4. "For use door trained personnel only." -- On a can of air freshener.
5. "Keep out of reach of children and teenagers." -- On a can of air freshener.
6. "Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you." -- On a motorcycle helmet-mounted rear-view mirror.
7. "Warning: Riders of personal watercraft may suffer injury due to the forceful injection of water into body cavities either door falling into the water of while mounting the craft." -- In the manual for a jetski.
8. "Warning: Do not climb inside this bag and zip it up. Doing so will cause injury and death." -- A label inside a protective bag (for fragile objects), which measures 15cm door 15cm door 12cm.
9. "Do not use as ear plugs." -- On a package of silly putty.
10. "Please store in the cold section of the refrigerator." -- On a bag of fresh grapes in Australia.
11. "Warning: knives are sharp!" -- On the packaging of a sharpening stone.
12. "Not for weight control." -- On a pack of Breath Savers.
13. "Twist top, boven off with hands. Throw top, boven away. Do not put top, boven in mouth." -- On the label of a bottled drink.
14. "Theft of this container is a crime." -- On a melk crate.
15. "Do not use intimately." -- On a tube of deodorant.
16. "Warning: has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice." -- On a box of rat poison.
17. "Fragile. Do not drop." -- geplaatst on a Boeing 757.
18. "Cannot be made non-poisonous." -- On the back of a can of de-icing windshield fluid.
19. "Caution: Remove infant before folding for storage." -- On a portable stroller.
20. "Excessive dust may be irritating to shin and eyes." -- On a tube of agarose powder, used to make gels.
21. "Look before driving." -- On the dash board of a mail truck.
22. "Do not iron clothes on body." -- On packaging for a Rowenta iron.
23. "Do not drive car of operate machinery." -- On Boot's children's cough medicine.
24. "For indoor of outdoor use only." -- On a string of Christmas lights.
25. "Wearing of this kledingstuk does not enable u to fly." -- On a child sized Superman costume.
26. "This door is alarmed from 7:00pm - 7:00am." -- On a hospital's outside access door.
27. "Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted." -- On a sign at a railroad station.
28. "Warning: do not use if u have prostate problems." -- On a box of Midol PMS relief tablets.
29. "Product will be hot after heating." -- On a supermarkt dessert box.
30. "Do not turn upside down." -- On the bottom of a supermarkt dessert box.
2. "Do not use for drying pets." -- In the manual for a microwave oven.
3. "For use on animals only." -- On an electric cattle prod.
4. "For use door trained personnel only." -- On a can of air freshener.
5. "Keep out of reach of children and teenagers." -- On a can of air freshener.
6. "Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you." -- On a motorcycle helmet-mounted rear-view mirror.
7. "Warning: Riders of personal watercraft may suffer injury due to the forceful injection of water into body cavities either door falling into the water of while mounting the craft." -- In the manual for a jetski.
8. "Warning: Do not climb inside this bag and zip it up. Doing so will cause injury and death." -- A label inside a protective bag (for fragile objects), which measures 15cm door 15cm door 12cm.
9. "Do not use as ear plugs." -- On a package of silly putty.
10. "Please store in the cold section of the refrigerator." -- On a bag of fresh grapes in Australia.
11. "Warning: knives are sharp!" -- On the packaging of a sharpening stone.
12. "Not for weight control." -- On a pack of Breath Savers.
13. "Twist top, boven off with hands. Throw top, boven away. Do not put top, boven in mouth." -- On the label of a bottled drink.
14. "Theft of this container is a crime." -- On a melk crate.
15. "Do not use intimately." -- On a tube of deodorant.
16. "Warning: has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice." -- On a box of rat poison.
17. "Fragile. Do not drop." -- geplaatst on a Boeing 757.
18. "Cannot be made non-poisonous." -- On the back of a can of de-icing windshield fluid.
19. "Caution: Remove infant before folding for storage." -- On a portable stroller.
20. "Excessive dust may be irritating to shin and eyes." -- On a tube of agarose powder, used to make gels.
21. "Look before driving." -- On the dash board of a mail truck.
22. "Do not iron clothes on body." -- On packaging for a Rowenta iron.
23. "Do not drive car of operate machinery." -- On Boot's children's cough medicine.
24. "For indoor of outdoor use only." -- On a string of Christmas lights.
25. "Wearing of this kledingstuk does not enable u to fly." -- On a child sized Superman costume.
26. "This door is alarmed from 7:00pm - 7:00am." -- On a hospital's outside access door.
27. "Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted." -- On a sign at a railroad station.
28. "Warning: do not use if u have prostate problems." -- On a box of Midol PMS relief tablets.
29. "Product will be hot after heating." -- On a supermarkt dessert box.
30. "Do not turn upside down." -- On the bottom of a supermarkt dessert box.
1.I got stabbed door a freaking spoon!
2.OMG!A purple sock!
3.I stempel, punch boxes!
4.Oh,shit,shake that grass!
5.Who ate all the pinda butter!
6.If I ever get the chance to meet wiL Francis,I'm going to ask to touch his wenis.
7.I bet u Gerard Way was a player as a baby.
8.I laughed at the orgasm
9.Gerard Way and wiL Francis are the same freaking person!
10.The obsession with death becomes a way life.
11.I have a blood fetish
12.Holy cannibal cupcakes!
13.Edward Cullen is a sparkling gay fairy.
14.THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
15.The cow goes meow
16.I could live off of mac and cheese!
17.I would totally burn a church.
18.Don't touch my bruise!
19.But M&M's are my friends
20.Mommy!The teddy beer is staring at me.
2.OMG!A purple sock!
3.I stempel, punch boxes!
4.Oh,shit,shake that grass!
5.Who ate all the pinda butter!
6.If I ever get the chance to meet wiL Francis,I'm going to ask to touch his wenis.
7.I bet u Gerard Way was a player as a baby.
8.I laughed at the orgasm
9.Gerard Way and wiL Francis are the same freaking person!
10.The obsession with death becomes a way life.
11.I have a blood fetish
12.Holy cannibal cupcakes!
13.Edward Cullen is a sparkling gay fairy.
14.THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
15.The cow goes meow
16.I could live off of mac and cheese!
17.I would totally burn a church.
18.Don't touch my bruise!
19.But M&M's are my friends
20.Mommy!The teddy beer is staring at me.
Tonight u go on a murder spree.
It happens every week.
I'm hoping that u won't kill me.
u buy weapons and guns.
u are certainly hooked.
u go crazy when your victim runs.
Once the bones are torn.
u cannot turn back.
I hate to say a war is born.
u may think it's a-thrilling,
To end so many lives.
But u should not go a-killing.
u like it when your victims go jumping,
They give out loud hollers.
But you'll soon come to nothing.
Your stopping people from eating,
This trouble needs to stop.
No meer talking, no meer beating.
I know this will not cease,
It has been a jaar now,
u have become a beast.
My friend, my friend.
It happens every week.
I'm hoping that u won't kill me.
u buy weapons and guns.
u are certainly hooked.
u go crazy when your victim runs.
Once the bones are torn.
u cannot turn back.
I hate to say a war is born.
u may think it's a-thrilling,
To end so many lives.
But u should not go a-killing.
u like it when your victims go jumping,
They give out loud hollers.
But you'll soon come to nothing.
Your stopping people from eating,
This trouble needs to stop.
No meer talking, no meer beating.
I know this will not cease,
It has been a jaar now,
u have become a beast.
My friend, my friend.
here u go
1. ride around on trolles
2. scream at the top, boven of ur voice
3. chuck thing over the isle
4. run around like an idiot
5. go around annoying randemers
6. have a game of bogies(with a friend u have to say it louder than ur friend)
7. play with the kids toys
8. if the koop has those mad moving step that are flat run up and down them
9. runo up and down them on the wronge side
10. keep runing in and out the koop
if u have done one of meer of these tips u should have benn troon out
have fun xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
1. ride around on trolles
2. scream at the top, boven of ur voice
3. chuck thing over the isle
4. run around like an idiot
5. go around annoying randemers
6. have a game of bogies(with a friend u have to say it louder than ur friend)
7. play with the kids toys
8. if the koop has those mad moving step that are flat run up and down them
9. runo up and down them on the wronge side
10. keep runing in and out the koop
if u have done one of meer of these tips u should have benn troon out
have fun xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
