1. "Do not look into laser with remaining eye." -- On a laser pointer.

2. "Do not use for drying pets." -- In the manual for a microwave oven.

3. "For use on animals only." -- On an electric cattle prod.

4. "For use door trained personnel only." -- On a can of air freshener.

5. "Keep out of reach of children and teenagers." -- On a can of air freshener.

6. "Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you." -- On a motorcycle helmet-mounted rear-view mirror.

7. "Warning: Riders of personal watercraft may suffer injury due to the forceful injection of water into body cavities either door falling into the water of while mounting the craft." -- In the manual for a jetski.

8. "Warning: Do not climb inside this bag and zip it up. Doing so will cause injury and death." -- A label inside a protective bag (for fragile objects), which measures 15cm door 15cm door 12cm.

9. "Do not use as ear plugs." -- On a package of silly putty.

10. "Please store in the cold section of the refrigerator." -- On a bag of fresh grapes in Australia.

11. "Warning: knives are sharp!" -- On the packaging of a sharpening stone.

12. "Not for weight control." -- On a pack of Breath Savers.

13. "Twist top, boven off with hands. Throw top, boven away. Do not put top, boven in mouth." -- On the label of a bottled drink.

14. "Theft of this container is a crime." -- On a melk crate.

15. "Do not use intimately." -- On a tube of deodorant.

16. "Warning: has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice." -- On a box of rat poison.

17. "Fragile. Do not drop." -- geplaatst on a Boeing 757.

18. "Cannot be made non-poisonous." -- On the back of a can of de-icing windshield fluid.

19. "Caution: Remove infant before folding for storage." -- On a portable stroller.

20. "Excessive dust may be irritating to shin and eyes." -- On a tube of agarose powder, used to make gels.

21. "Look before driving." -- On the dash board of a mail truck.

22. "Do not iron clothes on body." -- On packaging for a Rowenta iron.

23. "Do not drive car of operate machinery." -- On Boot's children's cough medicine.

24. "For indoor of outdoor use only." -- On a string of Christmas lights.

25. "Wearing of this kledingstuk does not enable u to fly." -- On a child sized Superman costume.

26. "This door is alarmed from 7:00pm - 7:00am." -- On a hospital's outside access door.

27. "Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted." -- On a sign at a railroad station.

28. "Warning: do not use if u have prostate problems." -- On a box of Midol PMS relief tablets.

29. "Product will be hot after heating." -- On a supermarkt dessert box.

30. "Do not turn upside down." -- On the bottom of a supermarkt dessert box.