Akatsuki Article: roses are red

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posted by to0ota111

Zetsu: Roses are red, Kisame is blue

Screw this poem, I want to eat you!

Kisame: Roses are red, Zetsu's a tool

Ignore what he said, that's just cruel.

Itachi: Roses are red, I killed my whole clan

I may be pretty, but I'm still a man.

Sasori: Roses are red, Barbie is plastic

So am I, and I think it's fantastic!

Deidera: Roses are red, my art explodes

I'm into boys, do u think it shows?

Kakuzu: Roses are red, money is green

I wish I could kill you, but that would be mean.

Hidan: Roses are red, I like religion

I pray meer often, but Kakuzu keeps bitchin'!

Konan: Roses are red, I'm into origami

I'm the only girl in the akatsuki, why don't the boys hit on me!

Pein: Roses are red, I like my piercings

Anyone who makes fun of them, will be one of my killings!

Tobi: Roses are red, Deidera's arm went missing

When I saw it had a mouth, I tried to practice kissing ...

Deidera: O.o ...ew.

LovableXNerd, vampirecat33 and 10 others like this

Demon_Shi *claps* That was beautiful! Wonderful...a true masterpiece of literature.

TailsDollFriend *Reads what Tobi said* Tobi.... Prepare to meat your doom un!

to0ota111 thanks for your wonderful words :)

sleepwalkers Bravo

fanofzeldafan wow i love this

Mentalist100 Very nice. Awesome rhyming

xXitachiXx xD awesome.

vampirecat33 OMG TOBI PRACTICE KISSING WITH DEIDARA'S MISSING ARM!? Deidara: TOBI!!!!! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU! Awesome poem i loved it ^/_\^

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akatsuki

added by knuklehead7

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Itachi loses it........poor Kisame

posted by ShadowProve13

The Akatsuki hideout everyone is out looking for jinchuuriki's apart from Itach,Kisame,Sasori,Deidara and Tobi:

Deidara:So what did Itachi say he was cooking?

Tobi:Ooh,Deidara sempai,Deidara sempai,Tobi knows,Itachi zei he was making sushi,Tobi is a good boy!

Deidara:*twitching left eye*Sure u are,Tobi

Tobi:YAY,Deidara sempai,thinks Tobi is a good boy

Sasori:*thinking*Hmmmm I wounder where,Kisame,went?
(Itachi enters with a plate of sushi)

Itachi:Who wants sushi?

Tobi:ooh,Tobi,does!

Sasori:since when is sushi blue?

Deidara:Has anyone seen,kisame?

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tobi and deidara <3

added by shikadara

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Akatsui Goal and other Akatsuki member's goals

posted by deathnote

Main Goal: Although some members joined Akatsuki to further their own goals, all are united in Akatsuki's ultimate goal of gaining domination over the Shinobi world.[1] The leader, Pain, has created a three-step process to work their way towards this goal.[2] First, they plan to obtain a large amount of money to support their organization.[2] Second, they plan to set up a mercenary group loyal only to Akatsuki.[3] To build their reputation, they plan to accept any mission below the usual cost and operate off of the excess funds earned in the first part of their plan.[3] Because there haven't...