Akatsuki Article: roses are red

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posted by to0ota111

Zetsu: Roses are red, Kisame is blue

Screw this poem, I want to eat you!

Kisame: Roses are red, Zetsu's a tool

Ignore what he said, that's just cruel.

Itachi: Roses are red, I killed my whole clan

I may be pretty, but I'm still a man.

Sasori: Roses are red, Barbie is plastic

So am I, and I think it's fantastic!

Deidera: Roses are red, my art explodes

I'm into boys, do u think it shows?

Kakuzu: Roses are red, money is green

I wish I could kill you, but that would be mean.

Hidan: Roses are red, I like religion

I pray meer often, but Kakuzu keeps bitchin'!

Konan: Roses are red, I'm into origami

I'm the only girl in the akatsuki, why don't the boys hit on me!

Pein: Roses are red, I like my piercings

Anyone who makes fun of them, will be one of my killings!

Tobi: Roses are red, Deidera's arm went missing

When I saw it had a mouth, I tried to practice kissing ...

Deidera: O.o ...ew.

LovableXNerd, vampirecat33 and 10 others like this

Demon_Shi *claps* That was beautiful! Wonderful...a true masterpiece of literature.

TailsDollFriend *Reads what Tobi said* Tobi.... Prepare to meat your doom un!

to0ota111 thanks for your wonderful words :)

sleepwalkers Bravo

fanofzeldafan wow i love this

Mentalist100 Very nice. Awesome rhyming

xXitachiXx xD awesome.

vampirecat33 OMG TOBI PRACTICE KISSING WITH DEIDARA'S MISSING ARM!? Deidara: TOBI!!!!! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU! Awesome poem i loved it ^/_\^

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Conversation among Akatsuki

added by SilentRevelry

geplaatst by: Sadnessisonlyasin (of youtube.com)

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sasori the simpson

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The Twelve Days Of Akatsuki Christmas

posted by TailsDollFriend

On the first dag of Akatsuki christmas my true love gave to me:
An idiot in an oranje mask.
On the seconde dag of Akatsuki christmas my true love gave to me:
Two licking hands, and an idiot in a oranje mask.
On the third dag of Akatsuki christmas my true love gave to me:
A three-bladed sycthe, two licking hands, and an idiot in an oranje mask.
On the fourth dag of Akatsuki christmas my true love gave to me:
Four puppet traps, three-bladed sycthe, two licking hands, and an idiot in an oranje mask.
On the fifth dag of Akatsuki christmas my true love gave to me:
FIVE MILLION RYOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! Four puppet...

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Kisame Hoshigaki

posted by SilentRevelry

Age: 29 in Part I
Partner: Itachi Uchiha
Seiyu: Tomoyuki Dan
Voice actor: Kirk Thornton

Kisame Hoshigaki (干柿　鬼鮫, Hoshigaki Kisame?) is a missing-nin from Kirigakure and is partnered with Itachi Uchiha. He gets along considerably better with Itachi than most Akatsuki members do with their own partners, immediately doing as Itachi asks of him and always looking out for Itachi's well-being. His former country, the Land of Water, now seeks him out for plotting to overthrow its government and being involved in numerous assassinations. When he was still loyal to Kirigakure, he was one of...