Zetsu: Roses are red, Kisame is blue

Screw this poem, I want to eat you!

Kisame: Roses are red, Zetsu's a tool

Ignore what he said, that's just cruel.

Itachi: Roses are red, I killed my whole clan

I may be pretty, but I'm still a man.

Sasori: Roses are red, Barbie is plastic

So am I, and I think it's fantastic!

Deidera: Roses are red, my art explodes

I'm into boys, do u think it shows?

Kakuzu: Roses are red, money is green

I wish I could kill you, but that would be mean.

Hidan: Roses are red, I like religion

I pray meer often, but Kakuzu keeps bitchin'!

Konan: Roses are red, I'm into origami

I'm the only girl in the akatsuki, why don't the boys hit on me!

Pein: Roses are red, I like my piercings

Anyone who makes fun of them, will be one of my killings!

Tobi: Roses are red, Deidera's arm went missing

When I saw it had a mouth, I tried to practice kissing ...

Deidera: O.o ...ew.