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#10: STEVEN STONE (Scream 3):
He was probably dick actually.
But still dosen't make any less easy to see Patrick Walburton be murdered, door a rather pathetic killer..
At least he didn't go down 'easy', he nearly succeed in strangling Ghostface to death, despite having been stabbed in the back with sharp knife. But of coarse. Ghostface manages to defeat him.. Other wise the movie would be over "literary" before it even started..

#9: TYE (see no evil):
There's little I remember about this movie.
But as I remember I was starting to really like the black character Tye.
But then he has to go and take on Jacob Goodnight, door himself, with nothing but taser.
What was your thought progress anyway?
Jacob is played door friggin KANE, how much chance did think u even stood!?

#8: GIBSON (Saw 3D):
A detective, who's one of the lead characters. But he realizes too late that the enamy was one step ahead of the all along, and before he can warn anyone, the place reveals to be bobbytrapped and a terret gun appears out of nowhere and guns don him snd his fellow swat team, killing them..

#7: BETH (Walking Dead)
I don't want to say too much, as I don't want to spoil anything, though I probably already did, door the titel of the character..

#6: QUINT (Jaws):
Rather u hated him of loved him.
It's an mystery, Robert Shaw hasn't won an award.
Quint is one of the series most populair characters, and yet, his death was one of the series most groesome's ones.
But at least it wasn't in vain. As Brody Avanged him, along with all the other victims after he blew the shit out of the shark..

#5: FRANK WILLIAMS (see no evil):
I only saw this movie ONCE.
I have to admit.
It was terrifying. But mostly because it was so over the top, boven graphic.
Anyway.
Frank Willaims.
He delt with the films villain, Jacob Goodnight years before, and was hunting him ever since (something like that).
All good right?
Sounds like we got our hero right?
Nope.
Moments before explaining who Jacob is, suddenly a huge hook falls out of seemingly nowhere, jabs him in the face, and violently pulls him up. His dead body thrown back down seconden after..

#4: ERIC MATTEWS: (Saw 2):
Has any ever seen the actor Donnie Washlberg?
This movie introduced me to him.
He was a bad tempered detective who only wanted to find his son.
But of coarse.
Since this is a Saw movie.
His son was there all alon, he just wasn't paying enough attention.
And instead, he is chained into a back room and left to die. Because of the bad things he did in the past, WAY in the past..

#3: MERLE (Walking Dead):
In truth. The guys a dick..
A racist, foul mouthed, murderious, dick.
But he's kinda "chuck norris" about it.
And, besides, at least he died, redeeming himself.

#2: BUSTER (misery)
It was such an unexpected death.
Thats the most I can say about it.

#1: TAPP (Saw 1):
It's not something to be shocked about in a Saw movie. EVERYONE dies in the Saw movies.
Most of them, badass heros.
Even Jigsaw, the anti hero who isn't a "complete monster" dies.
But anyway.
Tapp was obsessed with salving this case, as he's trying to avange his partner who was killed in a jigsaw styled bobbytrap.
He DOSE save the family of the still he hostage Dr Gordon (who hears the gunshots and is pushed to a breaking point, and cuts off his foot, witch is zei to be there only way to escape).
But Tapp, while fighting with Zapp, who was believed to be Jigsaw, was shot dead door he gun they were fighting over, and worst still, his death was in 'vain'..
Well episode 2 was kinda pointless at the last half.. Guess I'll try improving this series a little.

4 YEARS AGO:

Trixie: (getting ready to leave)..

Saten: (flies over) Trixie, wait!.. Don't leave without saying good bye.

Trixie: Sorry.. I thought u were still mad at me.. I mean, I tried to kick Twilight out of town and then tried to do the same to you..

Saten: Yeah. About that.. Why me? Why were u so mad at me!?

Trixie: Ohh, I don't know.. Maybe it's the fact that u were the only one in high school that EVER cared for me.. That u meant the world to me.. That I LOVED you!.. But u never...
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I decided, if I'm gonna be a reviewer, I should give REAL reviews..

Like I zei before.

The humour seems a bit..

"ayeeayh.. Mwa"

Same reaction to the humour in FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC.

Guess it always was, even "I" don't really get how I ended up watching every episode..

Plus, I'm so busy trying to review MONSTERS, guess I'm somewhat distracted.

But I guess I'll continue, if I don't like it door the end of season 1, least I can say "I tried".

Anyway,

I do POSITIVES to say as well.

I can understand the point BoJack was trying to make, with the veterans. But the "way" he said, made him seem like a asshole,...
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Sally found Dash alone at her house, being one of the few times she actually uses a joint of Marijuana. And considering all that happened, who wouldn't.

"Hey sis.. I heard your kinda upset" Sally said.

"I don't wanna talk about it.. Please leave me alone" Dash said, trying to get the lighter off child block.

"Well, clearly there must be better ways to deal with it" Sally said, stealing away the lighter.

"... Packie's dead.. Okay" Dash said, tearfully.

Sally hugged her.

"I know, Jimmy told me" Sally zei softly.

"Do u know how it happened?" Sally asked.

"Dose it matter?" Dash tearfully said, still...
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#1: FALLEN ANGEL:
At the end. When u reach the abandoned movie set..


#2: BANK:
In one of the random encounters. u stop bank robbers "the old fashioned way".
Plus.. There's another bank robbery battle when your a patrol officer in the beginning..


#3: THE POLITE INVITATION:
My personal favorite.
The ending mansion battle..


#4: QUARTER MOON MURDERS:
Gerald Mason is one of the greatest villains in a video game.
It's only fitting that he goes out that way.
You chase him though tunnels, shooting at him.
He's tricky, but u don't really care.
Besides. There's lots and lots of cover..


#5: BLACK CEASER:
The...
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#1: KORN:
When u think about, it, a name like Korn dosen't really make u think of flowers and sunshine xD.
And the songs prove this.
I love them (obviously). But these songs are singing about murder, possible necrophilia, sex addictions, rape, lying, just about EVERY bad thing there is..


#2: DISTURBED:
The name probably says it all xD.


#3: EMINEM:
If these songs really ARE of his life, it certainly makes us realize, OUR problems (chores, going to work in the morning), aren't SHIT!


#4: roze FLOYD:
These songs are a lot darker then people might think..


#5: SLIPKNOT:
With a album called "all hope is lost" how much happiness would one be expecting!?
Roman: (meets Niko at the boot stop).

Niko: (stressed) What took u so long!

Roman: Sorry.. I was at a party.. But anyway.. (singing) Welcome, home, Cousin. u know that, I missed ye-

Niko: [Off-Screen] NO! [On-Screen] NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR u SING!

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Roman: Do u think Mallorie's mad at me?

Niko: Because you're in the right lane behind a bus and u won't go around it? (sarcastically) No, I'm sure she finds it charming.

Roman: No, because I didn't invite her to come u with me.

Niko: I'm starting to think she dodged a bullet.. The slowest...
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posted by Canada24
So I think u are a fool.
Hanging on my every word.
I'm getting ugly!
So I'm ugly!

TEAR ME FROM YOUR HEEEEEART!!

TEARING ME APPPPART!!

So I thought you'd disappear.
Being alone is what u fear.
Are u lonely!?
Yes, lonely!

TEAR ME FROM YOUR HEEEEEART!!

TEARING ME APPPPART!!

(fast)
Rolling and throwing consoling.
everything that goes this far.
Joking and hoping, revolting
All that shit that's who u are
Holding, and scolding, revolving
Peel it back, reveal the scar.
Loathing, exploding, controlling
This is what u really are!

The time is coming
Gone Insane
Your really happy
You've won the game

The time is coming...
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#1: FREDDY KRUEGER SAVES MR MACKEY:
Freddy rescues Mackey from molestation, while having the excuse to use one of his cheesy one liners. The irony of this is that is that the REAL Freddy Krueger murdered child with pleasure, and was a pedophile in the remake..


#2: KORN:
Korn becomes, well... Corn.


#3: KEEPING KENNY ALIVE:
The one time they chose to do so, is when he is better OFF dead. He's brain dead, and needed in heaven to stop an over the top, boven war against Satan..


#4: CARTMAN:
In the Family Guy episode Cartman tells Kyle
"That's a cartoon! Millions of people watch it! How would u feel, Kyle, if there was a cartoon on televisie that made fun of Jews all the time?! Huh?!"
It's nice that people don't judge brony's very much anymore (unless your the type that dresses up in costomes and buys little kid toys)..

Anyone that knows this about me simply just refuses to even CARE that I watch it.. Especially sense I am the type that literary NEVER brings up the characters.

MLP is just like any other show. Sometimes I like it. Sometimes I don't.
If it ever stops tonen MLP.
Big deal. I barely watch it anymore anyway.

The REAL reason I'm a brony is because of sites like this one.
All the online vrienden I make along the way.
And the level of enjoyment in making in using...
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posted by Canada24
#1: LOIS GRIFFIN:
Nnon-caring personality and will often toon absolutely no emotion of interest in some very emotional situations, and in other cases draw pleasure from others misery. Some examples being when Meg was upset about not being invited to a party hosted door Chris in "Stew-Roids", she just gives up, gives her daughter some pills and a Sylvia Plath novel, walks out stating "whatever happens, happens". Meg even stated she loved her in "Peter's Daughter", only for Lois to not even respond. When Brian was leaving in "Quagmire's Dad", she doesn't even look away from the televisie to state...
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posted by Canada24
#1: PETER GRIFFIN:
We love him. But that's not really an excuse.
Unlike Homer Simpson who actually loves and cares for his children even when they drive him nuts Peter treats his kids like dirt in one episode where Stewie suffers a concussion and Meg and Chris try to hide it but Peter knew the whole time but zei nothing and his solution for the problem was throwing Stewie under the Car and passing the blame on Lois, he even admitted he hated spending time with his own kids..

#2: JACK TORRANCE:
No matter how drunk (or ghost-drunk) our father got, he never blamed us for how his novel wasn't coming...
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#1: PARAPAZZI:
Everyone makes mistakes.
Everyone has things they want to forget.
But they CAN'T forget. The whole fuckin world is judging u over things that isn't even their business to begin with. I can’t imagine wanting to go shopping, of grab a coffee and having to worry about people running after me to take pictures of me..
"No I don't want to sign your fuckin paper! I'm just looking for some fuckin milk!"


#2: NO PRVATE LIFE:
Your business is not only yours anymore. It’s everybody’s, apparently. Look at what’s going on with Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. Funny because I’m not one...
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SEASON 1:
SPIKE: I kinda like this guy..
TWILIGHT: She's so adorable
RARITY: Kinda annoying
APPLEJACK: Kinda annoying
PINKIE: Really REALLY annoying.
FLUTTERSHY: Don't really care for her
DASH: (watching Ticket master) Oh, it IS a girl.. Why was I thinking a boy?... Weird.

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SEASON 2:
SPIKE: Still like him..
TWILIGHT: Still like her.
RARITY: Still annoying
APPLEJACK: Getting a bit better.
PINKIE: Starting to grow on her.
FLUTTERSHY: ....................
DASH: Starting to like her.

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SEASON...
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#1: JERRY TRAINOR:
If u ever see that toon Icarly, Jerry Trainor is the immature older brother, and frankly the ONLY watchable actor.
He's always in kid shows, guess this would be okay, except, he's always BAD kid shows.
His talent is wasted..


#2: JASON LEE:
Alvin in the chipmunks.
Really Lee?
Your better than that.
Stick to MY NAME IS EARL, your awesome in that show..


#3: IKE BARINHOLTZ:
Love this guy.
But he's in all these STUPID movies.
Even THE NEIGHBOURS isn't all that good.
It COULD of been hilarious.
But Zac Effron isn't really good for that kind of role.
I actually like the guy, but it...
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posted by Canada24
AFTER ONE LONG AS BATTLE:

ON THE ROAD:

Packie: Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. Michael!... DAMMIT!... I coulda been nice to him for once in my fucking life!.. Kid only wanted to help!

Derrick: He loved you, Packie. He was happy u spoke to him. Didn't matter what u was saying.

Packie: Yeah, well, now I gotta explain to his folks that their son is, like, lying dead on the floor of a bank in Algonquin.

Derrick: We'll give them his cut. When your kid is living the life, u gotta expect someone to come through the door and break this sorta news.

Niko: That does not make it any easier to hear. And we...
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posted by Canada24
A FEW DAYS LATER:

ON THE ROAD:

Packie: Gerald was very clear about the way things is going down, boys. Me and Michael are on the civilians, Derrick and Niko are on employee's... (to Derrick) did u sort out the charge for the gewelf, kluis door?

Derrick: What's that mean? Of course I sorted out the charge. What u think I been doing all day?

Packie: I dunno. Nodding off with a needle sticking outta your arm?

Derrick: Patrick, u was such a sweet little boy when I left this city.

Packie u been gone a long time Derrick.

Niko: (sarcastically) This is an emotional moment, I can feel the brotherly love in...
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posted by Canada24
Spinning inside, rotting away.
Something inside of me, has been taken away.
Feeling my heart!
breaking in vain!
It won't get better now!
WHEN WILL THIS END!?

I can't seem to get awaaaay!
I, feel. I'm here so u can play!
Withhh, my head!
There's nothing I can saaaay!
I keep feeling like, I'm to blame!
When, will, this, end?

Hopeless inside, alone as I wait.
Brewing inside of me, is your endless hate.
Feeling my heart!
breaking in vain!
It won't get better now!
WHEN WILL THIS END!?

I can't seem to get awaaaay!
I, feel. I'm here so u can play!
Withhh, my head!
There's nothing I can saaaay!
I keep feeling like,...
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#1:
Is it legal to live in Canada?
also is Canada even a real country of is it just part of the united states?
"You make me sad"


#2:
If u die in Canada? Do u die in real life?
"No, u become a reindeer with red nose"


#3:
Do they have birds in Canada?
"Try reading a book once in a while"


#4:
Why do Canadians speak English?
"Maybe the fact we were part of England may have a little bit to do with it.. But who knows"



#5:
If Canada is America Jr., does that mean New Zealand is Australia Jr.?
"................................... Wow"



#6:
Do they use toilet paper in Canada?
"No, we use the flag of whatever...
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posted by Canada24
CUPCAKES SPOOF:

Ditto: (sees Pinkamena frying in electric chair) I suddenly want BBQ.. Anybody else want BBQ?

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MASTER SWORD AND SATEN TWIST ROLE PLAY SERIES: (he's married to Luna in this universe):

Ditto: Celestia told me maybe it's about time I came to visit you.. After I saw her eating to much ice cream.

Luna: (finally arrives at ponyville with her stagecoach).
Ditto: (feeling qeezy) Warn me the volgende time your gonna spin around so much
Luna: Whatever.. We're still here now.

Ditto: hallo Luna... Ever think we should.. Go out?
Luna:...
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posted by Canada24
Heck,. Here's BEST OF GOVERNER: If u want to see best of Merle... It's in the original...

(deleted scene)

When the car finally arrived out approached the Philip Blake, aka, the Governer, but he was dizzy and speaking drunk gibberious.

"Have u been drinking ser!?" Cried leader of the soldiers.

"Not since I got outta the car!" Governer cried drunkenly.

"But u just did get out of the car!" The Sgt cried.

"I'm sorry.. I just wanted to help Brain run for mayor.. I guess I forgot what really matters" Philip cried drunkily.

"Just get outta here!" the sgt cried angrily.

"Fine.. I I'll go, but then I'll...
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