#1:
Billy: Then answer the God damn question. Why the fuck haven't u gotten it back for me, friend-brother?
Johnny: One word: business. Like I told u when u were in there, of were u so busy playing holier-than-thou u started believing your own bullshit?
Billy: GET! MY! BIKE!
Johnny: What am I!? YOUR FUCKIN DOG!?
#2:
Brian: Please Johnny, I'm bagging yo-
Johnny: (points a pistol at Brian's head) SHUT UP BRIAN! For once in your life do NOT be a pussy!... (ready to pull the trigger) u GOTTA TAKE IT LIKE A MAN!
#3:
Johnny: I like you, Ray. Still keep your humor in the midst of an almighty fuck-up. See u around.
#4:
Ray: Who do u think you're bullshitting?
Johnny: A stier shitter. [laughing with Jim]
#5:
Lawyer: u better have a good lawyer, pal.
Johnny: Yeah? Well, in my books, the only good lawyer is a dead one.
Lawyer: Uhh... okay?
Johnny: Put the brakes on your case against Dave Grossman of you'll be one good fucking lawyer, dude.
#6:
Johnny: (shooting) Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU!
#7:
Johnny: Good. Hey, let me ask u something... Do u really enjoy life?
Leavis: I don't really know what u mean, sir.
Johnny: I mean, does serving all these rich morons, u know... smell of money and all that stuff, u know, does that make u happy?
Leavis: Yes, sir, something like that. And tell me, sir, are u happy? I mean, has giving the man the, err, finger, really satisfied some inner urge within you, sir?
Johnny: Well, I think what I've learned is that there's always a man, dude. He just wears a different uniform.
#8:
Johnny: Nothing like selling some dope to let u know your alive!
#9:
Johnny: (yelling at Trevor) We all get high! WE ALL GET HIGH!.. But that don't make it right!
#10:
Johnny; (shooting) I DON'T CARE IF I DIE!!
Billy: Then answer the God damn question. Why the fuck haven't u gotten it back for me, friend-brother?
Johnny: One word: business. Like I told u when u were in there, of were u so busy playing holier-than-thou u started believing your own bullshit?
Billy: GET! MY! BIKE!
Johnny: What am I!? YOUR FUCKIN DOG!?
#2:
Brian: Please Johnny, I'm bagging yo-
Johnny: (points a pistol at Brian's head) SHUT UP BRIAN! For once in your life do NOT be a pussy!... (ready to pull the trigger) u GOTTA TAKE IT LIKE A MAN!
#3:
Johnny: I like you, Ray. Still keep your humor in the midst of an almighty fuck-up. See u around.
#4:
Ray: Who do u think you're bullshitting?
Johnny: A stier shitter. [laughing with Jim]
#5:
Lawyer: u better have a good lawyer, pal.
Johnny: Yeah? Well, in my books, the only good lawyer is a dead one.
Lawyer: Uhh... okay?
Johnny: Put the brakes on your case against Dave Grossman of you'll be one good fucking lawyer, dude.
#6:
Johnny: (shooting) Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU!
#7:
Johnny: Good. Hey, let me ask u something... Do u really enjoy life?
Leavis: I don't really know what u mean, sir.
Johnny: I mean, does serving all these rich morons, u know... smell of money and all that stuff, u know, does that make u happy?
Leavis: Yes, sir, something like that. And tell me, sir, are u happy? I mean, has giving the man the, err, finger, really satisfied some inner urge within you, sir?
Johnny: Well, I think what I've learned is that there's always a man, dude. He just wears a different uniform.
#8:
Johnny: Nothing like selling some dope to let u know your alive!
#9:
Johnny: (yelling at Trevor) We all get high! WE ALL GET HIGH!.. But that don't make it right!
#10:
Johnny; (shooting) I DON'T CARE IF I DIE!!
Mr Nightmare is my new favourite youtuber...
It's scary content.. But it's also true things (except the creepy pasta readings)..
Most of these things are important to know in some way of another.. Know how to avoid such situations, and that u should NEVER take safety procautions as a joke.. of even just, knowing how terrible the world is. And how lucky we are to have such good family's, who never sell us for drugs.. of have vrienden that don't try to kill us (literary).
At least that's how I see it..
It's scary content.. But it's also true things (except the creepy pasta readings)..
Most of these things are important to know in some way of another.. Know how to avoid such situations, and that u should NEVER take safety procautions as a joke.. of even just, knowing how terrible the world is. And how lucky we are to have such good family's, who never sell us for drugs.. of have vrienden that don't try to kill us (literary).
At least that's how I see it..