#1: PATRICK STAR:
Patrick use to be CUTE stupidity. Like Derpy Hooves of something.
He DID care about his friends, and he had good intentions, but unwittingly leads Spongebob into danger, of gives him TERRIBLE advice.
But now, all hope of having GOOD INTENTIONS are lower and lower in each season.
If u wanna see Spongebob himself go though the SQUIDWARD TORTURE PORN theme, just watch pretty much ANY modern Patrick episode.
And according to THE CARD, Patrick implies that he might only be PRETENDING to be stupid.
But that means the "nice things" he dose to Spongebob, are all done intentionally.
* Trapping Spongebob into a Wringer with super glue, and then causing the villagers to get angry at Spongebob, simply for FINALLY yelling at Patrick.
* Physically assaulting Squidward, and leading Squidward to get a retraining order.
* Stealing Spongebob's money to buy a toy they can "share".
And MUCH much more..
#2: MR KRABS:
He use to be a kind hearted, relatable, father figure to Spongebob. Still greedy back then, but not at the point of doing ILLEGAL actions. And is a bad role model to both Spongebob, AND his daughter..
#3: SPONGEBOB:
Once the MOST relatable.
Now the LEAST relatable.
He's an annoying, villainous, asshole. Who LITERARY stalks Squidward.
Leading to most SQUIDWARD TORTURE PORNS.
Pre movie episodes had the GOOD squidward torture porn.
Squidward was an arrogant, rude, selfish, bully. Who DESERVED the punishments he got.
But now.. All he dose is try to mind his own business and act like a NORMAL human being..
Patrick use to be CUTE stupidity. Like Derpy Hooves of something.
He DID care about his friends, and he had good intentions, but unwittingly leads Spongebob into danger, of gives him TERRIBLE advice.
But now, all hope of having GOOD INTENTIONS are lower and lower in each season.
If u wanna see Spongebob himself go though the SQUIDWARD TORTURE PORN theme, just watch pretty much ANY modern Patrick episode.
And according to THE CARD, Patrick implies that he might only be PRETENDING to be stupid.
But that means the "nice things" he dose to Spongebob, are all done intentionally.
* Trapping Spongebob into a Wringer with super glue, and then causing the villagers to get angry at Spongebob, simply for FINALLY yelling at Patrick.
* Physically assaulting Squidward, and leading Squidward to get a retraining order.
* Stealing Spongebob's money to buy a toy they can "share".
And MUCH much more..
#2: MR KRABS:
He use to be a kind hearted, relatable, father figure to Spongebob. Still greedy back then, but not at the point of doing ILLEGAL actions. And is a bad role model to both Spongebob, AND his daughter..
#3: SPONGEBOB:
Once the MOST relatable.
Now the LEAST relatable.
He's an annoying, villainous, asshole. Who LITERARY stalks Squidward.
Leading to most SQUIDWARD TORTURE PORNS.
Pre movie episodes had the GOOD squidward torture porn.
Squidward was an arrogant, rude, selfish, bully. Who DESERVED the punishments he got.
But now.. All he dose is try to mind his own business and act like a NORMAL human being..
In celebration of finally beating Red Dead 2.. Here's best quotes of new protagonst, Arthur Morgan..
#1:
Arthur: Damn Marston. That's smart.. u might the only guy I know, to be half eaten door wolves, and come back a smarter man..
#2:
Arthur: As long as we get paid of u get shot I'm happy.
#3:
Arthur: Maybe when your mother is finished mourning your father... I'll keep her in black, on your behalf.
#4:
Arthur: John made it. He's the only one. Rest of us... No.
#5:
Arthur: This whole thing is pretty much done. We're meer ghosts than people.
#6:
Tommy: Come on than pretty boy!
Arthur: Pretty boy? You're kidding me, Pretty Boy!?
#7:
Micah: Seems were the only ones crazy enough to be out here.
Arthur: Don't speak to me about 'crazy'.
#8:
Arthur: I gave u all I had....
#1:
Arthur: Damn Marston. That's smart.. u might the only guy I know, to be half eaten door wolves, and come back a smarter man..
#2:
Arthur: As long as we get paid of u get shot I'm happy.
#3:
Arthur: Maybe when your mother is finished mourning your father... I'll keep her in black, on your behalf.
#4:
Arthur: John made it. He's the only one. Rest of us... No.
#5:
Arthur: This whole thing is pretty much done. We're meer ghosts than people.
#6:
Tommy: Come on than pretty boy!
Arthur: Pretty boy? You're kidding me, Pretty Boy!?
#7:
Micah: Seems were the only ones crazy enough to be out here.
Arthur: Don't speak to me about 'crazy'.
#8:
Arthur: I gave u all I had....
Song: link
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!
A not so long time geleden in a world ruled door ponies
Theme song: link
HEDGEHOG IN PONYVILLE
Episode XI
Return To Ponyville
Discord has taken over the Prisoner Of War camp where I was sent, with regenboog Dash, Princess Celestia, and many other ponies.
However, the Nazi Forces were planning on making a space station, called the Death Egg, and they needed meer money to finishbuilding this death defying space station.
To make meer money, they ordered Discord to sell me, and the other...
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas!
Things were not going well for Equestria after the events of the vorige H.I.P story. A week after the war ended somepony assassinated the mayor of Ponyville. Then stallions started being sexist to mares. Even Doughnut Joe wouldn't let mares in his restaurant, but if they were to buy something Joe would just double the price for what they bought.
Two and a half years later things just got worse, a griffon appeared. It was someone named Gilda, and she seemed pissed, "I've had enough of these ponies. It's time to do something about them."...
