PILOT EPISODE, PART ONE
(theme song plays)
Me: Oh god!.. Why!?.. Why dose that song exist!? The toon seemed kinda interesting.. But than I had to have that ear bleeding reminder that THIS is what I'm watching!.. Why are there so many fucking afbeeldingen and fan arts!?.. I mean, how can people say "I watch My Little Pony", I mean, even just the name "my little pony".. It just reminds us that it's THIS kind of show!?.. Why did I agree to this!?
(AJ is naming all the appel, apple ponies)
Me: (annoyed) We get it! Their appel, apple names!
Fluttershy: Oh! A baby dragon!
Me; IT'S A BABY!?... Well, there goes the only character I could actually relate too.. God damn u my little pony!
(Twilight meets Dash)
Me: (about Dash) Is that a boy!?.. I'm not sure... I kinda hope so.. Too many girls!
(Twilight meets Pinkie)
Me; (sighs) Why am I watching this!?.. This character is SO annoying!
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PILOT EPISODE, PART 2:
(They meet the monster guy, whining about his moustache).
Me: (enraged) Seriously!? The first MALE voice so far, and THESE are his lines!?... WHY AM I FUCKING WATCHING THIS!?
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TICKET MASTER:
Twilight: Girls! Stop fighting!
Me: Ohh, so the regenboog one IS a girl.. Guess I was just "wanting" it to be a boy.. But, hey.. This is "my little pony".. Why do people even like this!?
Pinkie: (starts singing about the Gala)
Me: NO!!.. NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR u SING!!
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BABY CAKES:
Me: (finally growing to Pinkie) Wow.. She's actually adorable door this point... Only took, 2 FRIGGIN SEASONS!.. Unlike Twilight.. She was always kinda cute.. Guess it's the only actress I actually recognize.. Except the little dragon.. But kinda stopped caring about him after learning he was a baby!.. Kinda was a buzzkill when I learned that,
(theme song plays)
Me: Oh god!.. Why!?.. Why dose that song exist!? The toon seemed kinda interesting.. But than I had to have that ear bleeding reminder that THIS is what I'm watching!.. Why are there so many fucking afbeeldingen and fan arts!?.. I mean, how can people say "I watch My Little Pony", I mean, even just the name "my little pony".. It just reminds us that it's THIS kind of show!?.. Why did I agree to this!?
(AJ is naming all the appel, apple ponies)
Me: (annoyed) We get it! Their appel, apple names!
Fluttershy: Oh! A baby dragon!
Me; IT'S A BABY!?... Well, there goes the only character I could actually relate too.. God damn u my little pony!
(Twilight meets Dash)
Me: (about Dash) Is that a boy!?.. I'm not sure... I kinda hope so.. Too many girls!
(Twilight meets Pinkie)
Me; (sighs) Why am I watching this!?.. This character is SO annoying!
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PILOT EPISODE, PART 2:
(They meet the monster guy, whining about his moustache).
Me: (enraged) Seriously!? The first MALE voice so far, and THESE are his lines!?... WHY AM I FUCKING WATCHING THIS!?
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TICKET MASTER:
Twilight: Girls! Stop fighting!
Me: Ohh, so the regenboog one IS a girl.. Guess I was just "wanting" it to be a boy.. But, hey.. This is "my little pony".. Why do people even like this!?
Pinkie: (starts singing about the Gala)
Me: NO!!.. NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR u SING!!
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BABY CAKES:
Me: (finally growing to Pinkie) Wow.. She's actually adorable door this point... Only took, 2 FRIGGIN SEASONS!.. Unlike Twilight.. She was always kinda cute.. Guess it's the only actress I actually recognize.. Except the little dragon.. But kinda stopped caring about him after learning he was a baby!.. Kinda was a buzzkill when I learned that,
#1:
"Should I tie myself to a traintrack?"
ME: Yes..
#2:
"How do I successfully fool a eliphant to go to the sea?"
ME: Tell him it's made out of peanuts..
#3:
"When did 9/11 happen?"
ME: It didn't...
#4:
"Why are Americans so loud!?"
ME: CAUSE THEY CAN'T TURN OFF THE pet, glb LOCK!!
#5:
"What a person from London called?"
ME: Ahvfgbfgyjjg,hjgth
#6:
"What happens if I poke a sleeping lion on the nose?"
ME: It'll become your friend.
#7:
"Is there a name for a fear of chainsaws?"
ME: Common sense..
#8:
"How are unicorns made?"
ME: With love and fresh farts.
"Should I tie myself to a traintrack?"
ME: Yes..
#2:
"How do I successfully fool a eliphant to go to the sea?"
ME: Tell him it's made out of peanuts..
#3:
"When did 9/11 happen?"
ME: It didn't...
#4:
"Why are Americans so loud!?"
ME: CAUSE THEY CAN'T TURN OFF THE pet, glb LOCK!!
#5:
"What a person from London called?"
ME: Ahvfgbfgyjjg,hjgth
#6:
"What happens if I poke a sleeping lion on the nose?"
ME: It'll become your friend.
#7:
"Is there a name for a fear of chainsaws?"
ME: Common sense..
#8:
"How are unicorns made?"
ME: With love and fresh farts.
