I thought I'd toon meer on AlexMane's character, door retelling his version of all this.
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Luna: (now a book publisher as a way to make a little extra money) (enraged) u DIDN'T WRITE ANYTHING!?
Alex: Look, I been bus-
Luna: The book was about YOU, about YOUR life!.. Your just lazy.
Alexmane: And a drunk!
Luna: Wha-
AlexMane: Not joking, I'm drunk wait "now".
Luna: Well.. That explains the smell.
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LATER:
AlexMane: (having been fired door Luna, for having spent 12 months not writing a single sentence despite that he was gegeven every chance possible, is seen getting drunk at a bar, despite that he was already drunk for most of the day).
Trixie: (suddenly comes over, finding him at one of the tables) Hello, remember me?
AlexMane: (already drunk) Heeey, how can I forget YOUR cute face.
Trixie: Your drunk.. But thank you. (sits down).
AlrexMane: Wanna head to a bar?
Trixie: We're already at a bar.
AlexMane: ... (looks around seeing he's in a bar) Oh, ho.. Duaa.
Trixie: Hey, I heard u been having some problems with your girlfriend Lily.. She zei something about u never wanting to have a baby.
AexMane: What ever makes her think I don't want a baby?
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FLASHBACK:
Lily: Oh, look at that baby. Isn't he the cutest baby u ever saw?
AlexMane: BABY!?.. (kicks down the baby, runs into his car, and crashes it off view).
Cop: (off view) Step away from the stolen vehicle, sir!
AlexMane: (off view) No, no, no. Misunderstanding, officer. I was running away from my girlfriend whom I don't respect enough to have a baby with.
END FLASHBACK:
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Trixie: Riight, u mind if my boyfriend stays with you? He needs a new place.
AlexMane: u have a boyfriend?.. u I CAN'T see u vig-
Trixie: Don't make me slap you.
AlexMane: Please do, it'll turn me on.
Trixie: ................ I'll just bring him.
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THE FOLLOWING DAY:
Trixie arrives at a apartment, and rings the door bell, Alexmane opens the door.
Alexmane: (groans) Oh, it's u again.
Trixie: I really did have a boyfriend.
Alexmane: Prove it.
Trixie: *points at Saten Twist* He's wait there.
Alexmane: ... He's not even that attractive.
Trixie: I don't care about that stuff.
Alexmane: Whatever, what do u guys want?
Saten: I heard your looking for a room mate.
Alexmane: Well.. Sure, why not.. Who's the kid.
Saten: I'll explain later.
Alexmane: Fine.. (drinks beer) Just come in.. And don't try to bother me too much.
Saten: It's Dinky u need to worry about, not me.
Alexmane: Well.. Okay.
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AlexMane: And this is YOUR room.
Dinky: (looks around) Umm. (points at "DIE ALEX DIE" spray painted on the wall).
AlexMane: Yeah.. u may wanna repaint.
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THE volgende DAY:
AlexMane: We're breaking up!?
Lily Valey: Well... Yeah, but to be honest, I don't know how u expected me to love u when u so clearly hate everything, and everyone, especially yourself.. I mean, would it kill u to be civil? This is why we're breaking up.
AlexMane: It's nothing to do with me sleeping with your sister?
Lily: WHAT!?
AlexMane: ... I'm kidding.
Lily: Oh shut up, just leave.. Creep.
AlexMane: ... Do u have your sister's number?
Lily: (eyes narrow).
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LATER:
AlexMane returns home, now with two black eyes, obviously from Lily Valley.
Saten is seen smoking weed from a bong.
AlexMane: Is that MY weed!?
Saten: (coughs) And it sucks.
AlexMane: Well.. Yeah, kinda dose.
Saten: What happened to your eyes?
AlexMane: Well... I saw a hooker getting bullied door a gang.. I intervened.
Saten: Wow.. That's.. Brave.
AlexMane: Well, I didn't want to see a half naked, cocaine smoking, high healed, woman in need.
Saten: Sure..
Awkard pause, as AlexMane sits down.
Saten: u DO know Lily and I are vrienden right?
AlexMane: I was JOKING about sleeping with her sister!
Saten: Well, girls are sensitive.
AlexMane: (prepares to use the bong Saten was using, when suddenly his phone rings) Hello?
Lily: (from phone) Hello Mr Jones.
AlexMane Jones: Oh, my God, we just broke up!
Lily: (voice) Yeah, but I'm still your agent, I pride myself on my ability to separate my professional life from my personal life.
AlexMane: Then, as my agent, do u think I'm getting fat?
Lily: (voice) No way. u are in the prime of your life, never looked better.
AlexMane: What about as my ex-girlfriend?
Lily: (voice) u look like a pile of crap ate a seconde pile of crap and then crapped out a third pile of crap.
AlexMane: Wait, wait, so which pile of crap do I look like?
Lily: (voice) The third one.
AlexMane: What!? That's the worst one!
END OF EPISODE 1:
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Luna: (now a book publisher as a way to make a little extra money) (enraged) u DIDN'T WRITE ANYTHING!?
Alex: Look, I been bus-
Luna: The book was about YOU, about YOUR life!.. Your just lazy.
Alexmane: And a drunk!
Luna: Wha-
AlexMane: Not joking, I'm drunk wait "now".
Luna: Well.. That explains the smell.
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LATER:
AlexMane: (having been fired door Luna, for having spent 12 months not writing a single sentence despite that he was gegeven every chance possible, is seen getting drunk at a bar, despite that he was already drunk for most of the day).
Trixie: (suddenly comes over, finding him at one of the tables) Hello, remember me?
AlexMane: (already drunk) Heeey, how can I forget YOUR cute face.
Trixie: Your drunk.. But thank you. (sits down).
AlrexMane: Wanna head to a bar?
Trixie: We're already at a bar.
AlexMane: ... (looks around seeing he's in a bar) Oh, ho.. Duaa.
Trixie: Hey, I heard u been having some problems with your girlfriend Lily.. She zei something about u never wanting to have a baby.
AexMane: What ever makes her think I don't want a baby?
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FLASHBACK:
Lily: Oh, look at that baby. Isn't he the cutest baby u ever saw?
AlexMane: BABY!?.. (kicks down the baby, runs into his car, and crashes it off view).
Cop: (off view) Step away from the stolen vehicle, sir!
AlexMane: (off view) No, no, no. Misunderstanding, officer. I was running away from my girlfriend whom I don't respect enough to have a baby with.
END FLASHBACK:
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Trixie: Riight, u mind if my boyfriend stays with you? He needs a new place.
AlexMane: u have a boyfriend?.. u I CAN'T see u vig-
Trixie: Don't make me slap you.
AlexMane: Please do, it'll turn me on.
Trixie: ................ I'll just bring him.
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THE FOLLOWING DAY:
Trixie arrives at a apartment, and rings the door bell, Alexmane opens the door.
Alexmane: (groans) Oh, it's u again.
Trixie: I really did have a boyfriend.
Alexmane: Prove it.
Trixie: *points at Saten Twist* He's wait there.
Alexmane: ... He's not even that attractive.
Trixie: I don't care about that stuff.
Alexmane: Whatever, what do u guys want?
Saten: I heard your looking for a room mate.
Alexmane: Well.. Sure, why not.. Who's the kid.
Saten: I'll explain later.
Alexmane: Fine.. (drinks beer) Just come in.. And don't try to bother me too much.
Saten: It's Dinky u need to worry about, not me.
Alexmane: Well.. Okay.
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AlexMane: And this is YOUR room.
Dinky: (looks around) Umm. (points at "DIE ALEX DIE" spray painted on the wall).
AlexMane: Yeah.. u may wanna repaint.
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THE volgende DAY:
AlexMane: We're breaking up!?
Lily Valey: Well... Yeah, but to be honest, I don't know how u expected me to love u when u so clearly hate everything, and everyone, especially yourself.. I mean, would it kill u to be civil? This is why we're breaking up.
AlexMane: It's nothing to do with me sleeping with your sister?
Lily: WHAT!?
AlexMane: ... I'm kidding.
Lily: Oh shut up, just leave.. Creep.
AlexMane: ... Do u have your sister's number?
Lily: (eyes narrow).
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LATER:
AlexMane returns home, now with two black eyes, obviously from Lily Valley.
Saten is seen smoking weed from a bong.
AlexMane: Is that MY weed!?
Saten: (coughs) And it sucks.
AlexMane: Well.. Yeah, kinda dose.
Saten: What happened to your eyes?
AlexMane: Well... I saw a hooker getting bullied door a gang.. I intervened.
Saten: Wow.. That's.. Brave.
AlexMane: Well, I didn't want to see a half naked, cocaine smoking, high healed, woman in need.
Saten: Sure..
Awkard pause, as AlexMane sits down.
Saten: u DO know Lily and I are vrienden right?
AlexMane: I was JOKING about sleeping with her sister!
Saten: Well, girls are sensitive.
AlexMane: (prepares to use the bong Saten was using, when suddenly his phone rings) Hello?
Lily: (from phone) Hello Mr Jones.
AlexMane Jones: Oh, my God, we just broke up!
Lily: (voice) Yeah, but I'm still your agent, I pride myself on my ability to separate my professional life from my personal life.
AlexMane: Then, as my agent, do u think I'm getting fat?
Lily: (voice) No way. u are in the prime of your life, never looked better.
AlexMane: What about as my ex-girlfriend?
Lily: (voice) u look like a pile of crap ate a seconde pile of crap and then crapped out a third pile of crap.
AlexMane: Wait, wait, so which pile of crap do I look like?
Lily: (voice) The third one.
AlexMane: What!? That's the worst one!
END OF EPISODE 1:
AlexMane
Jerry: Sorry, but I got nothing.
Vito: I don't feel like dying. That's the reason we left the family in the first place.
Harlan: *Hears a car* What's that? *Looks out the window*
Vito: What is it?
Harlan: A cop.
The three stallions started to panic, but Vito had a plan.
Vito: I think I know what to do. Go upstairs and let me handle this.
Police Pony: *Rings the doorbell*
Vito: *Opens the door* How can I help u officer?
Police Pony: We got a complaint a while ago. Apparently this morning, some ponies had a gunfight just in front of your house. u know anything about this?
Vito: No. I was riding...
#10: RIGHT NOW - KORN
#9: SEX - NICKELBACK
#8: SINNER - DROWNING POOL
#7: THE WAY I AM - EMINEM
#6: PAIN - THREE DAYS GRACE
#5: WAITING FOR THE WORMS - roze FLOYD
I love the uniqueness of this song, espically the stier horn, of whatever it is..
#4: BREAK SOME OFF - KORN
It such an awesome song. A little screamo, but the 'good' type, witch isn't over used..
#3: BULLETS - CREED
It's the best way to 'really' appreciate the song, espically the VERY begining..
#2: IN THE HOUSE WITHOUT A HEARTBEAT (28 weeks later)
This song is good with EVERYTHING..
#1: SAW - FUCK THIS SHIT
It's kinda like The Pulse from Walking Dead, only scarier..
#9: SEX - NICKELBACK
#8: SINNER - DROWNING POOL
#7: THE WAY I AM - EMINEM
#6: PAIN - THREE DAYS GRACE
#5: WAITING FOR THE WORMS - roze FLOYD
I love the uniqueness of this song, espically the stier horn, of whatever it is..
#4: BREAK SOME OFF - KORN
It such an awesome song. A little screamo, but the 'good' type, witch isn't over used..
#3: BULLETS - CREED
It's the best way to 'really' appreciate the song, espically the VERY begining..
#2: IN THE HOUSE WITHOUT A HEARTBEAT (28 weeks later)
This song is good with EVERYTHING..
#1: SAW - FUCK THIS SHIT
It's kinda like The Pulse from Walking Dead, only scarier..
