Canada24's club.. Article: Monster: Part 23:

posted by Canada24

I only watched episode episode 59..

I not sure if I care too much for the blonde body guard guy for Eva. He's not very interesting till we learned his backstory.. Even than it seems a little uninteresting..

Not one of the best episodes.. Oh well.

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top, boven ten most honourable deaths..

posted by Canada24

#10: UNCLE: (Red Dead Redemption):
Uncle, in his own way, can be viewed as seeking redemption from his life of petty crime door working on the Marston ranch. This parallels the decisions of John and Abigail to leave the busje, van der Linde gang and lead a normal life.
And in the end he seeked it door sacrificing his life.
Same way John's death also would been the ultimate redemption if Jack hadn't killed Ross despite what John would of wanted..

#9: WILLIAM WALLACE: (Braveheart):
They say that persecution is one of the most important elements to make a character truly endearing. In Braveheart, practically...

Crazy Times 2 Part 17

posted by Canada24

"You the ones interested in the car?" Gracy asked, standing volgende her pink, roofless car.

That's us... Mind if we take it for test drive" Dash replied, having Niko volgende to her for backup.

"Can the sexy European guy come?" Gracy asked flirtishly.

"Of coarse" Niko chuckled.

"You guys dating?" Gracy asked.

"No?" Niko and Dash both said, a bit embaressed.

"So he's single!?" Gracy asked excitedly.

Niko: ... Let's just see how it goes with the car.

AFTER SAFELY LEAVING WHERE THE ITALIAN MOB CAN SEE THEM:

Niko: (whispers from backseat) Now's the time.

Dash: (in drivers seat) Right.. (turns the car to veilig house)....

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GTA Isn't So Realistic After All

posted by Windwakerguy430

#1: Traffic Laws

Wind: (Drives through a red light, causing every car behind him to crash)
Police: (Sitting in the car, watching the road)
Wind: (Crashes through a mailbox)
Police: …… Well, nothing out of the ordinary

#2: Gun Stores

Wind: Okay, seriously. How the hell did u get a rocket launcher in here. I can understand the nightstick. I can understand the grenades. I can understand the fucking military assault rifle. But a fucking rocket launcher? How the fuck did this even get sold in a public area
Clerk: Capitalism
Wind: Of course.

#3: Swimming

Wind: (Lying in a kiddie pool, face down)

#4: Hospitals...

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My REVIEW: roze Floyd The Wall..

posted by Canada24

roze Floyd – The uithangbord is a 1982 British live-action/animated psychological horror musical film directed door Alan Parker with animated scenes door political cartoonist Gerald Scarfe, and is based on the 1979 roze Floyd album of the same name. The film centers around a confined rocker named Floyd "Pink" Pinkerton, who after being driven into insanity door the death of his father and many depressive moments, constructs a metaphorical (and sometimes physical) uithangbord to be protected from the world and emotional situations around him; when this coping mechanism backfires he demands himself free. The screenplay...

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Witch one of my OC's has a sadder backstory

posted by Canada24

DITTO - MLP:
who many years geleden (same jaar Luna became nightmare moon) Ditto was Celestia's most trusted student, same role Twilight 'currently' has. It's obvious that Celestia cared very deeply for him, because she was extremely heartbroken when he blamed Celestia for the death of his family, and she was never able to explain herself..

SATEN TWIST - MLP:
HIs father was an abusive drunk who constantly cheated on his mother. And his mother never showed him much love either.

Only one to care for him was his cousin/friend Derpy Hooves.

Due to his unhappy childhood,and unhappy attitude towards most...

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top, boven 10 worst characters

posted by Canada24

#1;
ROY EARLE:
Like Rusty Galloway (who I actually LIKE for the most part) Earle is openly misogynical..
Only, Earle is WORSE, because, Rusty is that way because he was divorced many times and, as he says "woman aren't quite the angles we imagined". But still he has 'enough' respect to honor the dead bodies and avange their death.
Earle. There's not as much REASON for his hatred of woman. He just dose it because he's a rasist, arrogant, lazy, douchebag..
And if that's not bad enough. Roy is a double agent, working for the villains of the game. And only reason he asked to be partners with Cole,...

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top, boven 6 Worst fates

posted by Canada24

#6: A KING'S POWER:
A king’s power depended on his ability to win battles and so gain land and treasure to give his supporters. He was obliged to keep fighting. If he didn’t he would find himself out of a job of deprived of his life; probably both. The power of any kingdom was only as solid as the strength of its king in battle. To be able to cut down several enemies in quick succession, when in a tight spot, and to be a meer efficient killer than one’s subordinates, was essential for a king living in a society which regarded warfare as the natural way of life. What was gained door the sword...

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SATEN TWIST ADVENTURES: BEST OF's

posted by Canada24

SATEN TWIST: (short tempered, recovering alcoholic, anti hero)

SCENE 1:

Saten: *drunkily* H hallo appeldrank, applejack
AppleJack: Are ya drunk of something?
Saten: *dizzily* No I'm no- A little
AppleJack: *giggles* Y'all really need some sort of intervention. Ah mean this is the third time this week.
(Suddenly Saten Twist squeeze hugged her, even though it was clear appeldrank, applejack wasn't completely comfortable with it.)
Saten: I I love u Applejack. Let's grow old together in everyway. (demonic voice) EVERY-WAY!
AppleJack *trying to push him off her*: Yeah.. About that.. Look. We only been on 'one' date. It...

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Best of spoof Shane: (his humor comes from his unnaturally short temper).

posted by Canada24

Citizen: Yo? what the fuck!?
Shene: OPEN FIRE!! (they all begin shooting)

Shane: door the way. If u die of fall into a coma.. I'm gonna sleep with your wife.

Shane: Enough is ENOUGH!.. Enough of this!.. Enough sitting around masterbating!
Daryl: Just that ONE time!
Shane: NOUGH! Risking our lives, over a little girl who's GONE! Enough! Living volgende to schuur with things that want to kill us!.. I mean. It might just be the alcohol talking bu-
Daryl: This place has alcohol!?
Shane: ENOUTH! Interrupting me all the time!
Daryl: Whatever.
Shane: ow! If u wanna live!? u wanna SURVIVE!? u gotta FIGHT FOR...

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Hellsing 9 & 10

posted by Canada24

Well..

We're finally done this show.

All in all.
I give it 8/10..

POSSITIVES:
* Satisfying battles
* Often unpredictable
* Has lots of "deep" means behind it..

NEGATIVES:
* Bizzare Japenesse comedy scenes, that makes them look like some sort of comic book..
* strange Oprah muziek at times
* Alexander betrayed his own humanity, and lost my respect
* It's downright confusing sometimes
* It often feels longer than it is..

Anyway..

I don't really have anything to say about the episodes themselves.

Thir defiantly intense.

Though, I guess I have something to say about Major's death.

I have to admit.
I actually...

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top, boven 5 closet things GTA has to role models...

posted by Canada24

#5: KATE MCCREARY:
As Packie says "Kate is the only decent one of outer family".
And she is much meer innocent than most other characters..

#4: JOHNNY KLIBITZ:
We all knew what happened to Johnny in Grand Theft Auto 5.
He became weakened shell of his former self, and because of this, was easily murdered door Trevor before being able to fight back, while the REAL Johnny would of shit Trevor the moment he started insulting Johnny.
But anyway..
Before all that, Johnny, unlike most other members of the lost (except Jim and probably Clay and Terry) actually has a conscience, unlike Billy who kills for...

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Hellsing 6..

posted by Canada24

As usual.
I don't have much to say..

It's been while since I watch this show, but the episode was good.

Like most media's.
Most times I just watch this toon for the violence.

And when u know it's Japenesse, u KNOW your get nothing but blood covered pleasure. If I was a sadist I probably would get a boner from such intense battles.

But anyway.

At first I was a bit mad when they blew down the zeppelin, thought it meant their will be no epic fight against the crazy nazi bitch.
But.. I was proven wrong, she and her men servived.
And apparently she can make illusions to have herself bigger (yeah, cause that's "totally" playing fair)..

But at wheat I didn't see too many of Pip's men die.
I hate seeing army men die in shows like this.
I made episode 2 really hard to watch in that way.
All those poor army men.

Well anyway.
That's all I got.

Let's await episode 7.
And see what the crazy nazi teef has in store..

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top, boven 5 FUCK u CARTMAN moments..

posted by Canada24

We all love Cartman's border breaking troll humor.
And his cruelity to just about ANYTHING., And hypercriticism to everyone (espically Kyle)..
But there some moments, that Cartman goes WAY too far. And down right angers me..

#5: BEST vrienden FOREVER:
After one of Kenny's "comedic" deaths, Cartman learns that Kenny left his PSP to Cartman out of pity.
But wait after learning this, it is also learned Kenny servived.
Cartman, proving his "loyalty", door pulling the plug on Kenny, JUST for the PSP..

#4: IMAGINATIONLAND:
Cartman saves Kyle's life.
Revives him with CPR..
But sadly.
He did it.
Not because he...

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My review on OTHER reviews of the tv movie Cyber bullying..

posted by Canada24

Okay..
So. I saw this movie once.

I can agree much of the acting is hard to take serious.
But the over all feel of this movie is very serious.
And it's a lot better then people give it credit for..

The one thing that reached my attention when reading the reviews of this movie.
Is that someone stated that using beautiful blonde 17 jaar old girl who's completely "normal" wasn't the right choice for the victim of such cyber bullying.
Say that it'll be better using a mentally challenged person of wheel chair person, of even just a non blonde with no friends..

But here's something to understand.
This DOSE...

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top, boven ten, honorable cops from Rockstar..

posted by Canada24

So yeah.
Rockstar is known for insulting most things.
Particallty police.
But that mainly goes for Grand Theft Auto, for obvious reasons.
But still there also a lot of honorable cops that rockstar made.
Here's the list..

#10: Captain Espinoza (red dead redemption)
To those who don't know, he's the fat guy with the eye patch from the Mexican army.
Unlike the other Mexican army leaders, he's the only one who actually DOSE believe he's helping his country, and that the rebels are terriests.
So.. He's the only one who's actually fighting for a "reason".
But considering he's still a dick in every "other"...

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top, boven ten GOOD types of screamo

posted by Canada24

Well..
Actually it's meer of "yelling", then full on screamo..
May not sound like a difference. But trust me, it is..

#10: Andrew WK:
Not much to say. Your have to see yourself.

9 #Billy Talent:
Not much to say.

#8: Bon Jovi:
It may not sound like yelling to somepeople, but trust me, it often is..

#7: Linkin Park:
Most of the yelling is the famish chorus's.
That's what most these bands have in common.

#6: Avenged Sevenfold:
Who dosen't love hearing Matt Shadows.

#5: SlipKnot:
Though, his "normal" voice is generally much meer badass.

#4: Three Days Grace:
I HAD to put them.
I grew up with them.

3: Bullet...

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What's your take: RICK GRIMES

posted by Canada24

Walking Dead has always been the perfect mix between badass, gory battle scenes. And deep meaning of what people would turn to..

So many of the characters have changed into harser survivals, and the goes the biggest for Mr Grimes..

In season one, he is clearly relatable, we all can imagine of waking up to an zombie infested world, and it's either kill of be killed out there.,

But due to this "kill of be killed" type of world, it seems Rick has become crueler and crueler though out the show..

It all started in the bar when he gunned down those two survivals.
It's then he realized how it feels to...

Monster PART 22: (episode 57 and 58)

posted by Canada24

So.. Today, we had a flashback to when Lohan killed his parents, and Anna shot him.. I forgot about this.. Pretty twisted.

And we have a new character.. He kinda reminds me of Max Payne for some reason. Too be bad, the episode was little less exciting than I thought.. Just him and Eva walking around. No excitement till the very ending.

Anyway.. Not sure what else to say. The episodes where "okay".

But hey.. They kept me watching till the end. So I guess I considered them as good ones..

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Monster part 16: (41 to 42)

posted by Canada24

So, after my moment of weakness, having wanted too quit this show.. I decided..

"Hey Connor. Pull up your frilly stockings, tighten your thong, sad stop being such a pansy, u didn't go this far too wimp out cause the toon is too boring"

Recap those who haven't seen my reviews..

Team is a famish doctor, unnaturally good at what he does.
But when he saves a little boy instead of the mayor, the director hates him cause he didn't save the mayor.. Not cause he actually cares about the mayor, but cause he has all the green shit..

Anyway, the boy, later known as Johan, kills the director cause Tenma...

top, boven 4 SETH ROGEN films

posted by Canada24

A well known canadian actor, who always plays the stoner who actually has hart-, hart of gold, despite saying F word in every sentence he ever says..

#1: KNOCKED UP:
I myself don't find this movie very funny.
But there's no denying that movie is surprising charming, and actually pretty heartwarming.
Rogen plays a stoner as usual.
But he his character is protrayed as a normal guy.
He's not an asshole, of is he the nicest guy ever.
He's just "normal".

#2: PINAPPLE EXPRESS:
It's pretty basic.. But I love this movie..

#3: THIS IS THE END:
The characters are spoofs of themselves.
Espically Danny McBride,...