#1: SPONGEBOB HIMSELF:
Seriously. Go back to pre movie Spongebob.. He's a completely different person. And his voice in season 1 is one of the many things I wish they kept. It's not annoying.. If anything it should be a little meer sarcastic.. And above it all. Seeing CAN u SPARE A DIME is the greatest thing ever when comparing it to new Spongebob.. Who doesn't have a spine to save his life.
New Spongebob.. Where do I begin.. From crying about anything, I mean "anything".. The high toned voice. The utter stupidity.. And his creepy level of fondness towards Squidward, bordering on "stalking".. Why, didn't, this, show, END!?
#2: PATRICK:
Once the most beloved character of the show.. He's stupid, but he always meant well.. Well.. Mostly.
Sure Old Patrick can be a asshole sometimes (espically I'm with Stupid). In the Valentine's one he even turned psychoic..
But new Patrick is just a bully.. A lying, senseless, sociopath.. Clearly a bad influence on Spongebob. If Spongebob was OLD SPONGEBOB he would find a "real friend"..
#3: MR KRABS:
Well, he certain was never "season 1 Krabs".. Who was basically Spongebob's father figure.. But he was always amongst my favorites.. He's just the "right" amount of mean and selfish to be lovable about it. And is still a good guy underneath.
But, of coarse. Want proof of how much he's ruined. Watch ONE COARSE MEAL.
Plankton is trying to (once again) steal the Krabby Patty formula. Pearl shows up, (just to ask for money) and Plankton is terrified because he has heard that whales eat plankton. Mr. Krabs uses this fear to create a master plan to stop Plankton once and for all. Mr. Krabs creates a costume that looks exactly like Pearl, and begins to scare Plankton, even when he's not doing anything that endangers the Krusty Krab. Great message for children, right? Don't worry, it gets worse. Plankton is starting to go insane. Literally insane. He doesn't cut his hair, his toenails, he wears tissue boxes for shoes, and Karen (his wife, in case u didn't know) does nothing to help, because she doesn't believe him when he tells her that there is a walvis after him. Plankton decides to end it all. u read correctly. "Well, they probably don't go too far into that detail, right? " Wrong. Plankton goes right in the middle of the road, and lies down on his back. "Well, children probably don't know what's happening, right? " Eh... normally, yes. But then when SpongeBob sees Plankton, he goes outside and talks to Plankton, to which Plankton says this: "Can't u see I'm trying to get run over?! " and "In fact why don't u just step on me? ". So now children know that Plankton wants to die. "Well, Mr. Krabs and Plankton work together sometimes, so if Krabs found out, he would help him, right? " Oh I wish. Because that would make sense. But instead, the writers go to a new low. SpongeBob goes into Krabs' office, and tells him that Plankton is lying in the road. What does Krabs do? Does he rush out there to help his old friend, and tell him it was him the whole time? Does he apologize for what he has done? Coarse not. He laughs. Yep. He LAUGHS. I'm not even going to continue typing about this..
#4: MRS PUFF:
Mrs. Puff used to be a teacher who didn't know what to do about SpongeBob and often found herself grimacing in his presence, but all in all, she really did care about SpongeBob and want him to learn. That used to be her, like, life's ambition- to teach him to drive. Did u see her face in that episode with Patrick talking to him in the walkie talkie? Her face held so much joy.
Now, there's a episode dedicated to her trying to MURDER him.. Yes, Modern Spongebob is off putting, but murdering him!?
"You know! For kids!" - Nostaglia Critic
Seriously. Go back to pre movie Spongebob.. He's a completely different person. And his voice in season 1 is one of the many things I wish they kept. It's not annoying.. If anything it should be a little meer sarcastic.. And above it all. Seeing CAN u SPARE A DIME is the greatest thing ever when comparing it to new Spongebob.. Who doesn't have a spine to save his life.
New Spongebob.. Where do I begin.. From crying about anything, I mean "anything".. The high toned voice. The utter stupidity.. And his creepy level of fondness towards Squidward, bordering on "stalking".. Why, didn't, this, show, END!?
#2: PATRICK:
Once the most beloved character of the show.. He's stupid, but he always meant well.. Well.. Mostly.
Sure Old Patrick can be a asshole sometimes (espically I'm with Stupid). In the Valentine's one he even turned psychoic..
But new Patrick is just a bully.. A lying, senseless, sociopath.. Clearly a bad influence on Spongebob. If Spongebob was OLD SPONGEBOB he would find a "real friend"..
#3: MR KRABS:
Well, he certain was never "season 1 Krabs".. Who was basically Spongebob's father figure.. But he was always amongst my favorites.. He's just the "right" amount of mean and selfish to be lovable about it. And is still a good guy underneath.
But, of coarse. Want proof of how much he's ruined. Watch ONE COARSE MEAL.
Plankton is trying to (once again) steal the Krabby Patty formula. Pearl shows up, (just to ask for money) and Plankton is terrified because he has heard that whales eat plankton. Mr. Krabs uses this fear to create a master plan to stop Plankton once and for all. Mr. Krabs creates a costume that looks exactly like Pearl, and begins to scare Plankton, even when he's not doing anything that endangers the Krusty Krab. Great message for children, right? Don't worry, it gets worse. Plankton is starting to go insane. Literally insane. He doesn't cut his hair, his toenails, he wears tissue boxes for shoes, and Karen (his wife, in case u didn't know) does nothing to help, because she doesn't believe him when he tells her that there is a walvis after him. Plankton decides to end it all. u read correctly. "Well, they probably don't go too far into that detail, right? " Wrong. Plankton goes right in the middle of the road, and lies down on his back. "Well, children probably don't know what's happening, right? " Eh... normally, yes. But then when SpongeBob sees Plankton, he goes outside and talks to Plankton, to which Plankton says this: "Can't u see I'm trying to get run over?! " and "In fact why don't u just step on me? ". So now children know that Plankton wants to die. "Well, Mr. Krabs and Plankton work together sometimes, so if Krabs found out, he would help him, right? " Oh I wish. Because that would make sense. But instead, the writers go to a new low. SpongeBob goes into Krabs' office, and tells him that Plankton is lying in the road. What does Krabs do? Does he rush out there to help his old friend, and tell him it was him the whole time? Does he apologize for what he has done? Coarse not. He laughs. Yep. He LAUGHS. I'm not even going to continue typing about this..
#4: MRS PUFF:
Mrs. Puff used to be a teacher who didn't know what to do about SpongeBob and often found herself grimacing in his presence, but all in all, she really did care about SpongeBob and want him to learn. That used to be her, like, life's ambition- to teach him to drive. Did u see her face in that episode with Patrick talking to him in the walkie talkie? Her face held so much joy.
Now, there's a episode dedicated to her trying to MURDER him.. Yes, Modern Spongebob is off putting, but murdering him!?
"You know! For kids!" - Nostaglia Critic
#1:
"I make films for teenage boys. Oh, dear, what a crime."
#2:
"I've done meer girls than all of you."
#3:
“Are u chewing gum? u can not chew gum! It’s the most unsexy thing u can do when you’re trying to do sexy shit!"
#4:
“Hey watch that light, thats our only Jesus thing-a-ma-jig!”
#5:
“Give me something to wipe the air with.”
#6:
"The guy is a fucking idiot, making threats to me, Clooney, Eli Roth, says he has a doctorate—but uses the word "retard" in his vocabulary, come on/"
"I make films for teenage boys. Oh, dear, what a crime."
#2:
"I've done meer girls than all of you."
#3:
“Are u chewing gum? u can not chew gum! It’s the most unsexy thing u can do when you’re trying to do sexy shit!"
#4:
“Hey watch that light, thats our only Jesus thing-a-ma-jig!”
#5:
“Give me something to wipe the air with.”
#6:
"The guy is a fucking idiot, making threats to me, Clooney, Eli Roth, says he has a doctorate—but uses the word "retard" in his vocabulary, come on/"
#1: RIGHT NOW - KORN:
(no comment).
#2: LETS DO THIS NOW - KORN:
Same album.. Same awesomeness..
#3: FIVE FINGEL DEATH stempel, punch - JYKELL AND HYDE:
So badass..
#4: SLAYER - RAINING BLOOD:
(No comment)..
#5 DROWNING POOL - BODIES:
It's a very famish song..
#6: SLIPKNOT - PSYCHOSOCIAL:
#7: HOLLYWOOD UNDEAD - CITY:
#8: KORN - BREAK SOME OFF:
#9: MASTODON - BLOOD AND THUNDER:
#10: SLIPKNOT - VENDETTA:
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(no comment).
#2: LETS DO THIS NOW - KORN:
Same album.. Same awesomeness..
#3: FIVE FINGEL DEATH stempel, punch - JYKELL AND HYDE:
So badass..
#4: SLAYER - RAINING BLOOD:
(No comment)..
#5 DROWNING POOL - BODIES:
It's a very famish song..
#6: SLIPKNOT - PSYCHOSOCIAL:
#7: HOLLYWOOD UNDEAD - CITY:
#8: KORN - BREAK SOME OFF:
#9: MASTODON - BLOOD AND THUNDER:
#10: SLIPKNOT - VENDETTA:
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My geekness for Freddy Krueger
My unhealthy obsession with online writing
The fact I’m Canadian
My pride in being Irish
The way I hardly ever actually WATCH mlp, yet have the nerve to go to all those sites and write my own series for it
The fact I am OBSESSED with Packie McReary and he’s at least used ONCE, in EVERY gta fan fiction of mine
I hate Death metal, but yet I LOVE Korn
I have almost EVERY Eminem album
I LIKE Rob Drydek and Adam Standler
I never seen Sons of Anarchy (and yet it’s EVERYTHING I like these days, killing, guns, and.. Well.. Guns).
I STILL watch Spongebob sometimes
I DON’T play hockey
I have NO vrienden these days, I have no life outside this site
i have ADHD
I secretly watch porn, but yet I whine about Rule34 shit
I think I’m funny
I’m think I’m cool
The fact having a GOOD evil laugh is important in my view
My unhealthy obsession with online writing
The fact I’m Canadian
My pride in being Irish
The way I hardly ever actually WATCH mlp, yet have the nerve to go to all those sites and write my own series for it
The fact I am OBSESSED with Packie McReary and he’s at least used ONCE, in EVERY gta fan fiction of mine
I hate Death metal, but yet I LOVE Korn
I have almost EVERY Eminem album
I LIKE Rob Drydek and Adam Standler
I never seen Sons of Anarchy (and yet it’s EVERYTHING I like these days, killing, guns, and.. Well.. Guns).
I STILL watch Spongebob sometimes
I DON’T play hockey
I have NO vrienden these days, I have no life outside this site
i have ADHD
I secretly watch porn, but yet I whine about Rule34 shit
I think I’m funny
I’m think I’m cool
The fact having a GOOD evil laugh is important in my view
#5: JIMMY PALOLINO (or whatever it is):
I know. I know.
He's a dick, who killed Kate.
But in his defence.
Least he had a REASON to be angry.
With the death of Dimitri, he had nothing left, Niko meer of less betrayed him.
And besides, he has a cool voice actor..
#2; LAZLO JONES:
A foul mouthed, perverted, arrogant, dick.
But that's "average" for GTA.
And I don't know.
He's kinda funny..
#3: PLAYBOY X:
I still prefer Dwayne over Playboy.
But I wish NEITHER had to die.
I hate betraying ANYONE..
#4: U.L. PAPER CONTACT:
(AKA, Michael's boss).
I know. I know.
He's a dick, who killed Kate.
But in his defence.
Least he had a REASON to be angry.
With the death of Dimitri, he had nothing left, Niko meer of less betrayed him.
And besides, he has a cool voice actor..
#2; LAZLO JONES:
A foul mouthed, perverted, arrogant, dick.
But that's "average" for GTA.
And I don't know.
He's kinda funny..
#3: PLAYBOY X:
I still prefer Dwayne over Playboy.
But I wish NEITHER had to die.
I hate betraying ANYONE..
#4: U.L. PAPER CONTACT:
(AKA, Michael's boss).
Yes.. Fucking Serbian film! This is how badly I want to entertain my viewers I was willing to watch FUCKING SERBIAN FILM..
I would use the wiki plot. But people are catching onto that.. So lets just the actual review stuff..
Everyone warned me away.. Windwaker, Matthew Santoro, and.. Felt like I was gonna have three, but guess not.
So.. A struggling porn ster who agrees to participate in an "art film", only to discover that he has been drafted into a snuff film with pedophilic and necrophilic themes.
Yep, we're back to corpse fucking.. Oh, throw in child fucking, make it extra fun..
I'm not even gonna go into details.. My mind has literary blocked out everything about this fucking movie "if u can call it that"..
NO! JUST FUCKING NO!!
I would use the wiki plot. But people are catching onto that.. So lets just the actual review stuff..
Everyone warned me away.. Windwaker, Matthew Santoro, and.. Felt like I was gonna have three, but guess not.
So.. A struggling porn ster who agrees to participate in an "art film", only to discover that he has been drafted into a snuff film with pedophilic and necrophilic themes.
Yep, we're back to corpse fucking.. Oh, throw in child fucking, make it extra fun..
I'm not even gonna go into details.. My mind has literary blocked out everything about this fucking movie "if u can call it that"..
NO! JUST FUCKING NO!!
The lunatic is on the grass.
The lunatic is on the grass.
Remembering games and madeliefje, daisy chains and laughs.
Got to keep the loonies on the path.
The lunatic is in the hall.
The lunatics are in my hall.
The paper holds their folded faces to the floor
And every dag the paper boy brings more.
And if the dam breaks open many years too soon
And if there is no room upon the heuvel
And if your head explodes with dark forebodings too
I'll see u on the dark side of the moon.
The lunatic is in my head.
(evil laugh)
The lunatic is in my head
u raise the blade, u make the change
u re-arrange me 'til I'm sane.
u lock the door
And throw away the key
There's someone in my head but it's not me.
I can't think of anything to say except...
(Laughter)
I think it's marvelous!
Hahaha!
The lunatic is on the grass.
Remembering games and madeliefje, daisy chains and laughs.
Got to keep the loonies on the path.
The lunatic is in the hall.
The lunatics are in my hall.
The paper holds their folded faces to the floor
And every dag the paper boy brings more.
And if the dam breaks open many years too soon
And if there is no room upon the heuvel
And if your head explodes with dark forebodings too
I'll see u on the dark side of the moon.
The lunatic is in my head.
(evil laugh)
The lunatic is in my head
u raise the blade, u make the change
u re-arrange me 'til I'm sane.
u lock the door
And throw away the key
There's someone in my head but it's not me.
I can't think of anything to say except...
(Laughter)
I think it's marvelous!
Hahaha!
Anyone have that game where u love it.
But most other people hate it.
It's nothing against the game itself.
They just find it boring. u can't go on random straat rampages.
But I actually love this game.
There's a very low amount of gun fights, cause this isn't really the main focus of the game.
But I actually find this better.
u get less tired of them, cause u never know when the volgende one will be. It's unpredictable.
Plus, I watch the toon LAW AND ORDER SUV. And my grandpa use to be cop.
So guess that also gives me a reason for liking this kinda thing.
Once in a while, it's nice being a GOOD GUY, like Cole Phelps.
A arrogant WWll veteran, who realized his arrogance and is trying make himself a better person door protecting the streets of Los Vegas from homicidal murderers, pedophiles, drug addicts, and necrophilists..
But most other people hate it.
It's nothing against the game itself.
They just find it boring. u can't go on random straat rampages.
But I actually love this game.
There's a very low amount of gun fights, cause this isn't really the main focus of the game.
But I actually find this better.
u get less tired of them, cause u never know when the volgende one will be. It's unpredictable.
Plus, I watch the toon LAW AND ORDER SUV. And my grandpa use to be cop.
So guess that also gives me a reason for liking this kinda thing.
Once in a while, it's nice being a GOOD GUY, like Cole Phelps.
A arrogant WWll veteran, who realized his arrogance and is trying make himself a better person door protecting the streets of Los Vegas from homicidal murderers, pedophiles, drug addicts, and necrophilists..