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#1: GODS NOT DEAD:
Snob: To help his case, Josh points out a Steven Hawking quote.. Cause as a atheist u have to believe every quote Hawking ever zei ever. Other wise God is real.


#2: GODS CLUB:
Michael: Before we begin. I wanna take a moment of silence.
Snob: Well, okay, nothing wrong there.
Student: (storms out, offended)
Snob: Oh yeah, this movie doesn't take place in reality.


#3: GODS NOT DEAD:
Snob: So professor Robbinson has everyone sign a paper saying "Gods not dead". So God will not be a debate. Whatever dipshit, your the one who brought it up.


#4: GODS NOT DEAD:
Josh: it was zei that evil. Is atheisms most powerful weapon against Christ, and it is. "If god is so loving? Why does he allow evil?"
Snob: Not true. Evil would exist regardless of God.
Josh: Professor Robbinson. Who is clearly a atheist. Doesn't believe in moral absolutes. I'm betting if I manage to get a A door cheating. He'll suddenly start sounding like a christian, saying it's wrong and should of known that.
Snob: Yep, if u think cheating is wrong, than that means God excists.. His entire argument is that without God, we're be in the Purge.
Robbinson: So your saying there's no such thing as a moral atheist?
Josh: No, but without God there's no reason to be moral.
Snob: No, so it's so we can all live in a funtioning society. And we aren't all psychopaths!


#5: NIGHTMARE ON ELMS straat 2:
Girl in Movie: That a great party.
Snob: HAHAHA! People died at that party.


#6: NIGHTMARE ON ELMS straat 4:
Freddy Krueger: This is it, Jennifer. your big break in TV.
[Jennifer screams]
Freddy Krueger: Welcome to prime time, bitch!
(Jennifer is smashed into the tv, a guard finds her raised in the air, smashed into the TV).
Snob: Well this was "obviously" a sucide.


#7: ELVES:
main character laments that her cat is the only friend she has left.
Snob: ........ (looks at Lloyd)
Lloyd: (looks back)
Snob: Psh, whatever... I have friends. This movie isn't speaking to me in a weird way.


#8: SLEEPAWAY CAMP:
Counselor: "I remember that boy being a pretty damn good swimmer."
Snob: "Case closed. Good swimmers never ever drown. It has to be murder."


#9: SLEEPAWAY CAMP:
The famish ending of the girl revealing to be a boy.
Snob: That's a dick!


#10: FRIDAY THE 13TH 3D:
Snob: Aagh! - snakes on strings?...C'mon. u can come up with a much meer adorable animal than that! (clips of his cat in 3D vision). See! 3D Lloyd!


#11: FORESKIN GUMP:
Girl: Why did u bring me away?
Gump: They were trying to touch you.
Snob: And door "trying to touch you", do u mean they were all quitely sitting there watching u from a distance. Than yes. They were.


#12: GROSS OUT:
Snob: (pukes): I'm sorry. The films acting is just so dredful!


#13: GRUMPY CAT:
Snob: Grumpy cat is cat who seems to be very grumpy. And there's all these memes about zei grumpy cat. Including a movie.. What's next. Is someone gonna make a cartoon of their cat?!
(Snob voicing a animated Lloyd: u wanna peak though my case files don't cha?)


#14: A TALKING CAT:
Snob: It's a opening credit sequence made up of every other Temblr post. Don't believe me? Lloyd himself is looking up cats on temblr!


#15: NIGHTMARE 4:
Kincaid: [to the dog] Jason.
Snob: When I zei I wanted Freddy vs. Jason, I didn't mean for Freddy to fight a dog!


#16: NIGHTMARE 3:
Snob: Time to see Freddy Krueger get beat door Donard!
Donard: (gets door Freddy, and gets impaled door a pole).
Snob: He's fine.


#17: OUNCE OF COURAGE:
Snob: There are Christians who get beheaded for their beliefs. And you're here bitching about Christmas.


#18: BALLOON LAND:
Snob: Oh my God, someone have sex with her so she stops masturbating to the balloons!


#19: STEPFATHER:
Snob (as Jerry): Officers, isn't it obvious? He crashed his car than bashed himself in the head with a piece of wood.


#20: GODS NOT DEAD:
Guy in movie: Today is a time of celebration.
Snob: Bro! Someone died!.. Wait in front of you!
We all love Cartman's border breaking troll humor.
And his cruelity to just about ANYTHING., And hypercriticism to everyone (espically Kyle)..
But there some moments, that Cartman goes WAY too far. And down right angers me..

#5: BEST vrienden FOREVER:
After one of Kenny's "comedic" deaths, Cartman learns that Kenny left his PSP to Cartman out of pity.
But wait after learning this, it is also learned Kenny servived.
Cartman, proving his "loyalty", door pulling the plug on Kenny, JUST for the PSP..

#4: IMAGINATIONLAND:
Cartman saves Kyle's life.
Revives him with CPR..
But sadly.
He did it.
Not because he...
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Okay..
So. I saw this movie once.

I can agree much of the acting is hard to take serious.
But the over all feel of this movie is very serious.
And it's a lot better then people give it credit for..

The one thing that reached my attention when reading the reviews of this movie.
Is that someone stated that using beautiful blonde 17 jaar old girl who's completely "normal" wasn't the right choice for the victim of such cyber bullying.
Say that it'll be better using a mentally challenged person of wheel chair person, of even just a non blonde with no friends..

But here's something to understand.
This DOSE...
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So yeah.
Rockstar is known for insulting most things.
Particallty police.
But that mainly goes for Grand Theft Auto, for obvious reasons.
But still there also a lot of honorable cops that rockstar made.
Here's the list..

#10: Captain Espinoza (red dead redemption)
To those who don't know, he's the fat guy with the eye patch from the Mexican army.
Unlike the other Mexican army leaders, he's the only one who actually DOSE believe he's helping his country, and that the rebels are terriests.
So.. He's the only one who's actually fighting for a "reason".
But considering he's still a dick in every "other"...
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Well..
Actually it's meer of "yelling", then full on screamo..
May not sound like a difference. But trust me, it is..

#10: Andrew WK:
Not much to say. Your have to see yourself.

9 #Billy Talent:
Not much to say.

#8: Bon Jovi:
It may not sound like yelling to somepeople, but trust me, it often is..

#7: Linkin Park:
Most of the yelling is the famish chorus's.
That's what most these bands have in common.

#6: Avenged Sevenfold:
Who dosen't love hearing Matt Shadows.

#5: SlipKnot:
Though, his "normal" voice is generally much meer badass.

#4: Three Days Grace:
I HAD to put them.
I grew up with them.

3: Bullet...
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posted by Canada24
Walking Dead has always been the perfect mix between badass, gory battle scenes. And deep meaning of what people would turn to..

So many of the characters have changed into harser survivals, and the goes the biggest for Mr Grimes..

In season one, he is clearly relatable, we all can imagine of waking up to an zombie infested world, and it's either kill of be killed out there.,

But due to this "kill of be killed" type of world, it seems Rick has become crueler and crueler though out the show..

It all started in the bar when he gunned down those two survivals.
It's then he realized how it feels to...
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posted by Canada24
I made this lijst before, but I guess I deleted it. Not sure why.. But it gives me an excuse to do again.. I hope I can do it better too..



10: NORMAN BATES:
 "We all go a little mad sometimes
"We all go a little mad sometimes


Only reason he's last is because I never watched the movies, I don't know the francise. But come on, it's Psycho, of coarse it goes on the list. To the meme'd to hell violin, to the famish twist he was a crossdresser with spleet, split personality. This movie is a icon, it's been studied and talked about to death..




9: VALEK:


While he's no Pazuzu (but who is), Valek is in my opinion the best villain...
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posted by Canada24
Carly, Mike and Seras touch down at Trevor's helipad and find Trevor there, Carly surprising him with an actual hug and saying she actually missed him. Trevor himself speaks meer softly to her than usual.

"Sally with you?" Franklin asked, being there two.

"Sally, oh she's.. No, she's staying." Carly zei awkwardly.

"Well have her call, she hasn't in a long..."

"I kinda just got home, I don't wanna think about that right now." Carly zei quickly, though in truth just trying to avoid the conversation as she knew why. And she also knew she didn't wanna go over this right now.. of maybe ever.

Seras...
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posted by Canada24
After a long plane ride the other three girls finally made it to Langley falls, and got rooms at a local hotel, Sally getting her own room while roze and Carly shared. "Your friend seems to be okay, after her breakup." Pinkie insisted, knowing Carly wouldn't want to talk about the actual event.
"Sally's better at hiding pain than I am." Carly admitted quietly.

"Well she mostly just smokes." Pinkie admitted.
"Everyone copes in their own way." Carly replied, looking through her bag for some PJ's. Pinkie looking through the takeout menu. "Anyway.. Burger of chicken salad?"

"Salad" Carly replied, finally...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

 Robotnik says, "Snoopi-" He stopped, forgetting what he was going to say, but he quickly remembered. "Snooping as usual I see."
Robotnik says, "Snoopi-" He stopped, forgetting what he was going to say, but he quickly remembered. "Snooping as usual I see."

Before I start this story, let me go over some stuff that happened in the vorige stories.

November 23, 2012

I arrived at Ponyville, and met the six main characters of MLP FIM. The volgende dag was the beginning of the Equestria War. A maand later Canterlot got bombed, and the pony Alliance was formed to fight against Robotnik's army.

December 24, 2012

Before his death Dr. Robotnik got Discord, and Blaze the cat to take over his army. Discord...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

Tom: Now this section of the video focuses on parts of our toon where the Mane 6 made special guest appearances, of played as characters in skits. For instance, regenboog Dash played as Marisa Sayers in The ezel ezel Inn skit.

We're starting off with that female alicorn with the voice of Ice Cube, Twilight Sparkle

Audience: *Cheering*

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Twilight: Whad up niggas?
Audience: *Clapping*
Twilight: Let's start off our first dag of school with some arithmetic. What is one plus one?

Link to how Pinkie Pie is talking: link

Pinkie Pie: Nein nein nein nein nein nein nein!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are vrienden live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Something seems wrong here.
Master Sword: Why?
Tom: When we appeared, the audience was cheering, clapping, and whistling. However, I did not hear any laughter!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Thank you. The more, the merrier.
Master Sword: Who wants to hear about today's crossover parody?
Tom: Obviously, everpony. Otherwise, they wouldn't be...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Episode 7: The boss of my boss is my enemy

May 25, 1951

We start this episode near the station of Cheyenne. An observation car was sitting on a siding near the line.

???: Oh my god man! How many of these engines do u still have?
Pete: The same ammount we had since 1944.
???: That's not good! We can't allow this!!!
Pete: Sir, we have a lot of engines, why do u insist on replacing some in favor of new engines?
???: u know why. We need meer diesels, and less steam! If we don't get rid of these engines, WE'LL LOSE MONEY!!!
Pete: I think we're already losing money buying new diesels.
???:...
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#1: DOUG WALKER/NOSTAGLIA CRITIC:
Doug is nothing like his pathetic, crazed character in real life. Some of the commentaries get bizarre, as the Critic is yelling at the movie for being stupid and Doug is yelling at the Critic for being a dick..


#2: STEVE OGG/TREVOR PHILLIPS:
Despite that Steven Ogg would sometimes strip down to his underwear to get meer in character while recording Trevor's lines. Steve is basically the type of person that would murder u as Trevor, but once the camera is off, he'll start hugging u and stuff.


#3: JAMES ROLFE/ANGRY VIDEO GAME NERD:
He was recently gegeven an...
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So.. Today, we had a flashback to when Lohan killed his parents, and Anna shot him.. I forgot about this.. Pretty twisted.

And we have a new character.. He kinda reminds me of Max Payne for some reason. Too be bad, the episode was little less exciting than I thought.. Just him and Eva walking around. No excitement till the very ending.

Anyway.. Not sure what else to say. The episodes where "okay".

But hey.. They kept me watching till the end. So I guess I considered them as good ones..

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LINK: link
posted by Canada24
So, after my moment of weakness, having wanted too quit this show.. I decided..

"Hey Connor. Pull up your frilly stockings, tighten your thong, sad stop being such a pansy, u didn't go this far too wimp out cause the toon is too boring"

Recap those who haven't seen my reviews..

Team is a famish doctor, unnaturally good at what he does.
But when he saves a little boy instead of the mayor, the director hates him cause he didn't save the mayor.. Not cause he actually cares about the mayor, but cause he has all the green shit..

Anyway, the boy, later known as Johan, kills the director cause Tenma...
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posted by Canada24
A well known canadian actor, who always plays the stoner who actually has hart-, hart of gold, despite saying F word in every sentence he ever says..


#1: KNOCKED UP:
I myself don't find this movie very funny.
But there's no denying that movie is surprising charming, and actually pretty heartwarming.
Rogen plays a stoner as usual.
But he his character is protrayed as a normal guy.
He's not an asshole, of is he the nicest guy ever.
He's just "normal".


#2: PINAPPLE EXPRESS:
It's pretty basic.. But I love this movie..


#3: THIS IS THE END:
The characters are spoofs of themselves.
Espically Danny McBride,...
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#1: THE GERMAN POW SCENE:
In episode 2, dag OF DAYS, One of the Americans, Malarkey, befriends a german POW who lives in the same state of him, and realizing that not ALL of them are evil nazi's, and some are just regular guys. Shortly after Malarkey sees Lt Spears kill the POW's, including the one Malarkey just finished talking too, giving Malarkey a different prospective of the war..


#2: THE MEDIC EPISODE:
It's a pretty hard too watch episode.
Really shows that being a medic, doesn't make the war any less traumatizing..


#3: WAR IS HELL:
Just about every battle scene..
As awesome as they are..
Their...
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#5: WINDWAKERGUY430:
So.. He may seem innocent enough, but he most gets mad at about everything.
But hey.. If a sitcom spoof that turns into a shootout for no god damn reason, is your kind of humour.. Than have fun.. Weirdo's


#4: JADE_23:
........... Thought I would of had something for Jade, but guess not.


#3: CANADA24:
Basically he's someone who reviews certain shows, like Hellsing for example, but only says "mwa" instead of actually INTELLIGENT reviews.
And most of his "humour" is no different than Wind.. In fact he steals Wind's idea a lot.. Usually making them even meer mean spirited and unfunny..


#2: AQUAMARINE
Just avoid her in general, she's weird..


#1: EVERYONE ELSE:
Their all dicks.. With an odd acceptation of people like those people that rant about mannetjeseend, drake and Josh. Their the REAL human beings..
I forgot about this show..

I'm not watching Death Note anymore..

For all those saying, u don't like it cause u haven't watched it.
Well, I HAVE watched it.

Truth is, I don't care about ANY of those characters, and what happens to them.
Sorry Aqua, this includes L..

So, yeah, sticking to Monster..

Here's to hoping something INTERESTING happens soon.
It's getting a bit dull..

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#1: He CAN be funny:
But he never seems to try too hard.
Eight Crazy Nights shows how much he wastes his OWN talents..


#2: I actually LIKE his normal voice:
But, I'm guessing that he thinks it is funny to sound as annoying as possible, even though his normal voice is WAY funnier, than a tone deaf voice..


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