Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.
Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house* HAPPY NEW jaar ASSHOLES!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Let's get some fireworks! *Sets up a firework*
Master Sword: Let's shoot some guns into the air! *Grabs a Glock 18, and shoots twelve bullets* I love Austrian guns!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: *Sees firework go off in the sky*
Master Sword: That was great, but seriously people, it's just the beginning of a new year.
Tom: There's no need to get excited about it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: All u do is just stand in front of a TV watching billions of ponies freeze their ezel off just so they can watch a ball verplaats down.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pony: Hey! Shut up, and let us sleep!
Master Sword: Let's make this quick before we get arrested!
Tom: Right. Today's crossover parody is Into The Hoods.
Master Sword: We're combining a gay musical with a violent movie about African Equestrians.
Tom: In other words, we're combining Into The Woods with Boyz N The Hood.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Enjoy.
Into The Hoods
Starring Tom Foolery as Tre
Saten Twist as Doughboy Darren
Master Sword as Ricky
Aina as Little Red Riding kap
Sunny as Cinderella
Cosmic regenboog as Mr. Baker
Snow Wonder as Baker's Wife
Annie as Witch
South Central Los Angeles, 1991
Darren: Man, I will do anything to get my hooves on some weed right now.
Tre: u always want weed man. It's not good for you.
Ricky: I just want to know why a bunch of white crackers like us are playing as a bunch of African Equestrians.
Tre: Low budget.
Audience: *Laughing*
Little Red Riding Hood: *Driving a car*
Darren: Yo. What the hell do they want?
Cinderella: We challenge u to a gangfight.
Darren: A bunch of bitches?
Tre: Shouldn't u be cleaning floors, and getting abused door your step mother?
Audience: *Laughing*
Witch: Parking lot, midnight.
Ricky: What parking lot?
Darren: And which midnight?
Audience: *Laughing*
Witch: Midnight tonight!
Little Red Riding Hood: And the parking lot that's closest to your house! *Drives away*
Everyone in Little Red Riding Hood's car begins to sing
Little Red Riding Hood: We have challenged three stallions to a gangfight.
Cinderella: We will beat three stallions at a gangfight.
Mr. Baker: I don't know why we're singing about a gangfight.
Audience: *Laughing*
Baker's Wife: I thought musicals were all about pleasant things.
Witch: Who cares? Let's kill them!
Audience: *Laughing*
Little Red Riding Hood: I don't know why we're singing in the first place.
Audience: *Laughing*
Cinderella: I don't know how we ended up in the same story.
Mr. Baker: It's so everyone in Disney could create an excuse to jack off to so many girls at once.
Audience: *Laughing*
Cinderella: Of course. I'm in a musical, I forgot what's it called, but I'm also in it with Red Riding Hood, Rapunzel, my step mother, and my step sisters, and Jack's mother, and a witch.
Audience: *Laughing*
Witch: I'm thankful u didn't call me a bitch.
Audience: *Laughing*
Little Red Riding Hood: We finally made a rhyme with two different words in a song that doesn't make any sense! *Crashes into a truck* And we just crashed.
Audience: *Laughing*
Thankfully, no one survived the crash, and everything related to the movie Into The Woods was destroyed.
The End
On the volgende part of this episode
Annie watches Annie.
Theme Song: link
Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on straat corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing volgende to Double Scoop*
Tom: meer ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands volgende to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*
Episode 10: My New Year's Resolution
Annie was walking through a park when she met Sunny.
Annie: Why is it that everytime I walk through the exact same spot in this park, I always meet u here?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: *Rolls her eyes while smiling* Stalker!
Annie: Where?
Sunny: I was referring to myself.
Audience: *Laughing*
Annie: Well don't do that, u scared me.
Sunny: Oh well. Nopony is perfect.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: Say, wanna watch Annie with me?
Annie: Don't we need a mirror for that?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: I'm talking about the movie.
Annie: I don't think it's available to watch in theaters yet.
Sunny: The 1982 version.
Annie: Oh no thanks, I hate Ronald Reagan.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: It takes place in the Great Depression.
Annie: And I also hate Herbert Hoover.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: Is there any president u don't hate?
Annie: Who killed Abraham Lunicorn?
Sunny: John Wilkes Booth, but he wasn't a president.
Annie: Then why did he kill Abraham?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: Let's just watch that movie.
They end up at Sunny's house, where a televisie is set on a tafel, tabel volgende to a big collection of films on Casette tapes.
Annie: *Looking at movies* Nice. u have a wonderful collection of films here. The Hunt For Red October, Spaceballs, Kelly's Heroes-
Sunny: If you're finished obsessing over my movies, I'll get Annie set up.
Annie: Get me set up for what?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: I'm talking about the movie!
Annie: What movie?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: Seriously? u forgot? Annie, the musical!
Annie: Oh. I don't think that movie came out in theaters yet.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: Oh my god, I'm not going through this again. *Gets Annie the movie, and puts it in the VCR*
Two hours later.
Sunny: Well? What did u think?
Annie: That was good. I especially liked Carol Burnett's performance.
Sunny: Have u seen her in any other movies?
Annie: No, but I did see her as a special guest ster in Hawaii Five-O.
Sunny: No kidding. We made a crossover parody of that toon in the vorige episode.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Coming up next, it's the newest skit, The Movie Studio.
The Movie Studio
Starring
Blaze as Director Nick
Astrel Sky as Roxy
Saten Twist as Connor
Tom Foolery as Louis
Cosmic regenboog as Tobias "Toby"
Sunny as Alinah
Double Scoop as Mason
And Aina as Leah
Previously in The Movie Studio
Louis: *Walking to school* I only have five days left.. As well as another school year.
Audience: *Laughing*
Bullies: *Chasing Louis* We're gonna get you!
Louis: Uh oh! *Running away from bullies*
Bullies: He's getting away!
Louis: I know this is ninety years in the past, but... *Grabs teleporter* Deus ex machima, activate!
* * *
Director Nick: I want all of u to prepare for the volgende scene.
Leah: Is that all?
Director Nick: No. I also want u to shut up!
Audience: *Laughing*
Louis: *Arrives* Hello? Is there anypony here working on movies?
Director Nick: *Walks to Louis* Who the f**k are you?
Louis: My name is Louis. What's yours?
Director Nick: Director Nick.
Louis: Fury?
Audience: *Laughing*
* * *
Director Nick: I didn't explain enough to you. This movie takes place in the Great War.
Louis: *Looks around studio* I don't see any trenches, of mortars.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: That's because it takes place when Connor's character is on leave. Find his gun!
Louis: *Goes to compliment room, and returns with a Tommygun* Here u are cheif.
Director Nick: Wrong wrong wrong! They didn't have those until '22.
Louis: Twenty two what?
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: For the love of... I give up, get outta here.
But something, and someone will prevent Louis from leaving the movie business. And this is the something/someone.
Roxy: *Runs into studio* Director Nick!
Director Nick: Either she wants to have sex with me, of something serious happened.
Audience: *Laughing*
Roxy: Sir, we don't have enough actors for this movie we're about to produce.
Director: Well what are u telling me this for? Go find some ponies, and hire them as actors.
Roxy: *Sees Louis* What about this pony?
Director Nick: Him? Forget it. He doesn't want to be an actor.
Louis: Well, now that u mention it...
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: Oh no! I told u to leave this studio, and you're leaving!
Roxy: Let him try sir. How much harm could that do?
Director Nick: Tons of harm! We need professionals, not some random ponies that appear out of nowhere!
Connor: Well, I was some random pony that appeared out of nowhere, and u hired me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: Shut up. I'm thinking about something.
Roxy: Think faster sir, we need to find another actor quickly.
Director Nick: Alright, let the kid give it a go.
Louis: It's Louis sir.
Director Nick: What did u say?
Louis: My name is Louis.
Director Nick: Alright Loser.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: Get out there, and be an actor.
Roxy: Just follow me.
Louis starred in the movie, and made a few new friends. During the premiere of the new film...
Mason: I love this.
Leah: We're did really good.
Tobias: Compared to me, u were all lousy.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mason: Ah shut up Toby.
Louis: I liked this film we starred in, especially the title.
Leah: Yeah, I like it too. What is this movie called again?
Audience: *Laughing*
Louis: On The Block.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Coming up next, it's The Classroom
The Classroom
Starring Snow Wonder as Ms. Schultz
Tom as Gary
Astrel Sky as Maria
Sunny as herself
Pleiades as Brianna
Double Scoop as James
Aina as Lauren
Gary, Brianna, and James were standing door the chalkboard. They just finished painting a mural.
Gary: It looks great. What do u two see in this?
Brianna: I see us, just being ourselves.
Gary: What about u James?
James: What do I see? A board, with paint.
Gary: Fair enough. *Looks at audience* If u don't start laughing, I'll kick u out of here, and u won't be able to see this until it airs on television.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: *Walks into classroom* What have we here?
Gary: We made a masterpiece.
Ms. Schultz: Of shit.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: Do u know why they call these things chalkboards?
Brianna: Actually, they're called blackboards.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: First of all, they call these things chalkboards, because you're supposed to write down stuff on here using chalk. Nothing else. Also, before u painted on this thing, it was green, not black.
Gary: Now it's even better then green. It's red, yellow, blue, orange, brown, and-
Ms. Schultz: I am not interested in what colors are on there. Why did u even paint on here?
Gary: We made a mural. u know how some ponies create stories with their murals? Well this is our story, the history of Ms. Schultz's classroom.
Ms. Schultz: How come I see a griffon wearing a Nazi uniform?
James: Oh, that's Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes.
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: We figured that since u two had the same last names, one of u would time travel, and meet up with each other.
James: Together, u would see, here, and know nothing.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: Well I can't know nothing, otherwise I wouldn't be a teacher.
Gary: Sure u would. You'd just be dumber then u are now.
Ms. Schultz: What would u do if I wasn't teaching you?
Gary: I'd personally take over for you. And, *Gets a paintbrush with grey paint*
James: *Whistling taps*
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary started to paint Ms. Schultz's grave door the school.
Ms. Schultz: u think I would die?
Gary: Actually it was Sunny's idea.
Sunny: *Sleeping, but wakes up* What?
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: And you'd take over for me if I died.
Gary: Yep.
Ms. Schultz: u wouldn't last an entire dag as a teacher.
Gary: Oh yes I would. I'll do it right now.
Ms. Schultz: Okay. *Goes to Gary's desk, and sits down* What do we do first Mr. Gary?
Gary: First, we get rid of Lauren.
Lauren: Why me?
Gary: Because u smell like shit, and nopony wants to deal with it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Lauren: I do not!
Ms. Schultz: He's actually right, u do smell bad.
Lauren: *Stands up, and walks towards the door*
Ms. Schultz: Where do u think you're going?
Lauren: To the principal. I'm going to tell him that you, and Gary are bullying me.
At the Principal's office.
Principal: u smell like shit. Get back to class.
Audience: *Laughing*
Lauren: Ugh. *Leaves principal's office, and goes back to class*
Meanwhile in the classroom.
Gary: We are not getting rid of the mural.
Ms. Schultz: Why not?
Gary: Because it's not right. u just don't get rid of murals. Did u ever see that mural downtown? Nopony tried to get rid of that.
Ms. Schultz: No, but it was vandalized.
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: It doesn't mean they got rid of it.
Lauren: *Returns to class*
Gary: What are u doing back here?
Lauren: The principal told me to come back here, because he is also making fun of me. How much did u pay him to say the same thing you, and Gary said?
Ms. Schultz: I didn't pay him anything.
Lauren: Then my life sucks.
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: Now in our lesson we were going over, multiplication is done door adding a number door itself a certain amount of times. For instance, 6 times 3 equals 18, because u are adding 6 door itself three times.
Maria: Didn't we already learn this?
Gary: Yeah, but if u don't pay attention, you'll fail!
Maria: But we already learned about it.
Gary: I don't care!
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: *Rolls her eyes* So far so good.
Coming up next, it's ezel ezel Inn.
ezel ezel Inn
Starring regenboog Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Cosmic regenboog as Donovan
Blaze as Richard
A pony arrived at the ezel ezel Inn with mail.
Mail Pony: I got mail for you.
Marisa: Ah great. He probably wants to blackmail me into ma******ting for some video on the internet.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: *Takes his mail*
George: *Takes his mail*
Mail Pony: I got one meer letter for a mare named Marisa Sayers.
Marisa: Can somepony please get it for me?
Donovan: I got it. *Takes letter, and gives it to Marisa*
Mail Pony: *Looks at Marisa* There u are. Not only did I want to deliver that letter to you, but if u don't ma******te in that video, I'll toon everypony in here an embarrassing foto of you.
Marisa: Typical. Everytime blackmailing occurs, an embarrasing foto is involved.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mail Pony: Good day. *Leaves*
Richard: u know, I could kill him for you.
Marisa: Nah, let me deal with him. *Opens letter* Dear Marisa, watch your back. We will be coming to kill you. Okay, who wrote this?
Lloyd: What are u talking about?
Marisa: Is this some kind of a prank?
Mercury: Are u accusing us of sending u that letter?
Marisa: No, I'm blaming the tooth fairy.
Audience: *Laughing*
George: Well, if u want, we could protect u from whoever sent u that threatening letter.
Marisa: I don't feel threatened. I know u guys are doing this as a joke. Besides, last time I trusted u guys to protect me, I got raped.
Audience: *Laughing*
Donovan: It wasn't our fault some stallion was waiting for u in the bathroom.
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: u could've gone in there with me.
Donovan: It was the mare's room! I'm not allowed to go in there.
Marisa: Then explain to me why that stallion who raped me got in there.
Donovan: That's a dumb question, it's a rapist!
Audience: *Laughing*
After work, Marisa walked to her car in the parking lot. Two stallions dressed in trench coats were waiting volgende to a delivery van.
Marisa: *Walking across the parking lot*
Trench jas Pony: *Shoots two bullets*
Marisa: *Takes cover* Well this could be worse
Flashback
Mercury: Happy birthday Marisa.
Marisa: *Sees her cake* I hate chocolate!
End flashback.
Marisa: Okay, maybe not.
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: *Climbs over wall*
Trench jas pony 2: *Shoots wall, but misses Marisa*
Marisa: *Runs to another wall*
Trench jas Pony: *Shoots at Marisa, but misses*
Marisa: *Hiding*
Police Ponies: *Shooting at trench jas ponies*
Marisa: *Sees window, and climbs through it*
Trench jas pony 2: *Gets shot*
Marisa: *Sneaks into her car* Alright, where's the key that starts this thing? *Gets all of her keys*
Police Pony: *Gets shot door trench jas pony*
Marisa: *Looking through her keys* No, that's the key for the house, and this one is for my safe, and this one is for my car. Too bad it only unlocks the doors, even though it looks exactly like the one that goes into the ignition.
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: It's worth a try. *Puts car key into ignition*
Trench jas Pony: *Sees Marisa in her car*
Marisa: *Drives away*
Trench jas Pony: *Shoots two bullets*
Marisa: Guess Mercury, and his vrienden aren't doing this as a joke at all.
Mercury: *Appears out of nowhere* No kidding!
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: u weren't here when I left the parking lot. How did u get into my car?
Mercury: door populair demand.
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: Well, it's a good thing u did toon up out of nowhere.
volgende day.
Marisa: *Reading newspaper* Those ponies that tried to kill me got arrested yesterday.
Ranger: Good.
George: Why did they try to kill u anyway?
Marisa: I don't know. It's Los Angeles. Anything can happen.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mail Pony: *Arrives* Since u have refused to ma******te in that video, I brought along that embarrassing foto I promised to bring in.
Marisa: u never promised.
Mail Pony: Not to you, but my boss made me promise to him that I'd toon it around here.
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: Kill him.
George: With pleasure. *Shoots mail pony*
Marisa: Life has it's ups, and downs. He just had a major down.
Audience: *Clapping*
Coming up next, it's Celebrity Jeopardy.
Our cast for this Celebrity Jeopardy skit is
Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game toon wheel.)
Sean the hedgehog as himself (He's a famous war hero.)
Saten Twist as Will Ferrell (He is dressed as himself)
Special guest star, Shredder Dash as himself
Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: And welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. This is our first episode of 2015, and already things have gone completely wrong.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: I'd like to once again remind everypony here to refrain the use of swear words.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And with that said, let's take a look at the score. In first place with three dollars is Will Ferrell.
Audience: *Laughing, and cheering*
Alex: The very first contestant on our toon to score a positive ammount of money.
Audience: *Laughing*
Will: I feel like I had your job once, but I can't remember.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Perhaps that's because u played as me in the Celebrity Jeopardy skit door Saturday Night Live.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: In third place with negative $68,000... *Sighs* Sean, the hedgehog.
Audience: Woooo!!!! *Clapping*
Sean: u won't get away with this shit u bastard!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: What did I just say? What did I tell u about swear words?
Sean: That they're fun to use, especiallly when you're p***ing someone off.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: That's.... Just.... Great.... And finally, the gitaar player, and singer for the rock & roll band Green Hay, is Shredder Dash.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Shredder: u forgot to say that I was the brother of the Element Of Loyalty.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And u have negative $41,000.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Now let's verplaats onto Double Jeopardy. The categories are...
Potent Potables
Plumbers named Mario
Ponies On The Rails
Things that start with the letter P
Things u should put in your mouth
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: I'm not sure what that category is doing up there, so let's just pretend it's not there.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Moving on.
films door Disney
And finally, states that begin in Wyom
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Will Ferrell, you're in first place, so the board is yours.
Will: Uh, yeah.. I'm thinking about it.. Let me think.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Okay Sean, why don't u pick?
Will: Hey, I'm not done!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Well hurry up. I gotta insult Trebek sooner, of later.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: I want it to be sooner.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And I want it to be later. Now Mr. Ferrell, please hurry up.
Will: Okay, I'll take 800.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: For which category?
Will: Uh, let's go for Things that start with the letter B.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: That letter is P, not B.
Will: Then I'm gonna make it a B.
Audience: *Laughing*
Will: *Grabs a marker, and write the letter B over P*
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Please get back to your podium.
Will: Okay. I'm finished. *Goes back to his podium*
Alex: Things that start with P for 800. And the answer is, The word perzik starts with this letter.
Will: *Rings in*
Alex: Mr. Ferrell?
Will: The correct answer is Mario, he is Peach's boyfriend.
The audience laughed, and the wrong klok, bell buzzed.
Alex: u didn't choose the Plumbers named Mario category, so that's incorrect.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: *Rings in*
Alex: Mr. The Hedgehog?
Sean: I'll toon u a perzik Trebek.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *Looking at Sean* Oh god. That's not a peach, and u know it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: The answer of course is P. The word perzik starts with a P. Mr. Ferrell it's still your board, but since you're a slow thinker, I'll let Sean choose the board.
Sean: THE dag IS MINE!!
Audience: *Laughing, cheering, and clapping*
Sean: I'll take Things u should put in your mouth for 1,000.
Alex: I told u to ignore that.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Oh god. Things u should put in your mouth for 1,000. And the answer is, This thing u should put in your mouth can be found on a table.
Sean: *Rings in*
Alex: Mr. The Hedgehog?
Sean: Me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: I'm sorry, what?
Sean: If your grand daughter was looking at a table, and was deciding what to put in her mouth, she'd go for me. Or, at least one part of my body located between my legs.
Audience: *Laughing, cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Alex: Okay, that's disgusting. Someone else, please answer.
Shredder: *Rings in*
Alex: Mr. Dash?
Shredder: A candle.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Why would u put that in your mouth?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: The answer was food. u should always put this in your mouth, especially when you're hungry.
Sean: Your grand daughter was hungry when she decided to put my d**k in her mouth.
Audience: *Cheering, whistling, and clapping*
Alex: And now, for the toughest part of the job. Final Jeopardy.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *Grabs paper with final jeopardy category* The category is... u know what? *Rips up paper*
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: This is the category u will work on for final jeopardy. What would u do with a million dollars?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: There's no way u can mess this one up.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Because u can do anything with a million dollars. u could buy a fancy sports car, of a mansion. of if u were Sean, u would hire fifty assassins to kill me.
Audience: *Laughing*
The timer rang.
Alex: Alright, let's see what u would blow your million bucks on. *Walks to Will's podium* Mr. Ferrell, u wrote down.. Absolutely nothing.
Will: Shut up, I'm thinking.
Audience: *Laughing*
Will: I still haven't decided what I wanted.
Alex: u ran out of time.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Moving on, to Sean The Hedgehog. u wrote down- *Looks at a picture of himself getting his head blown off door Sean with a .44 magnum*
Audience: *Laughing, cheering, whistling, and clapping*
Alex: I don't even think I wanna see your wager.
Sean: Well too bad.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: u wagered, Death to Trebek.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Fantastic. Finally, let's see what Shredder Dash would do with a million dollars. Buy a big hot tub that was as tall as the Empire State Building.
Audience: *Laughing*
Shredder: That would just be badass, and I would play there all dag with my band.
Alex: I can't believe that shit.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Hey, u broke your own no swearing rule!
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: And now the toon is over. This has been our first, and last episode of 2015. Goodbye.
Audience: *Clapping*
Back on the block.
Master Sword: Well, this episode has been really interesting.
Tom: I'm still getting over the fact that we played as three black gangsters.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: With Saten Twist? I'll never forget that.
Tom: Now it's time for our brony of the month. January, 2015. The brony of the maand award goes to... Jade_23!
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Master Sword: She is the best pegasister in the world.
Tom: What would this club do without her? Before becoming Jade_23, she was known as Applejackrocks.
Master Sword: Back then, she wrote lots of articles, and made many awesome roleplays.
Tom: And now she's back. We hope she stays here forever.
Master Sword: Everyone loves u Jade.
Audience: *Cheering*
Tom: And that's all the time we have for our show. See u later folks.
The End
STH/AM6663 Entertainment. Copyright 2015
Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house* HAPPY NEW jaar ASSHOLES!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Let's get some fireworks! *Sets up a firework*
Master Sword: Let's shoot some guns into the air! *Grabs a Glock 18, and shoots twelve bullets* I love Austrian guns!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: *Sees firework go off in the sky*
Master Sword: That was great, but seriously people, it's just the beginning of a new year.
Tom: There's no need to get excited about it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: All u do is just stand in front of a TV watching billions of ponies freeze their ezel off just so they can watch a ball verplaats down.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pony: Hey! Shut up, and let us sleep!
Master Sword: Let's make this quick before we get arrested!
Tom: Right. Today's crossover parody is Into The Hoods.
Master Sword: We're combining a gay musical with a violent movie about African Equestrians.
Tom: In other words, we're combining Into The Woods with Boyz N The Hood.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Enjoy.
Into The Hoods
Starring Tom Foolery as Tre
Saten Twist as Doughboy Darren
Master Sword as Ricky
Aina as Little Red Riding kap
Sunny as Cinderella
Cosmic regenboog as Mr. Baker
Snow Wonder as Baker's Wife
Annie as Witch
South Central Los Angeles, 1991
Darren: Man, I will do anything to get my hooves on some weed right now.
Tre: u always want weed man. It's not good for you.
Ricky: I just want to know why a bunch of white crackers like us are playing as a bunch of African Equestrians.
Tre: Low budget.
Audience: *Laughing*
Little Red Riding Hood: *Driving a car*
Darren: Yo. What the hell do they want?
Cinderella: We challenge u to a gangfight.
Darren: A bunch of bitches?
Tre: Shouldn't u be cleaning floors, and getting abused door your step mother?
Audience: *Laughing*
Witch: Parking lot, midnight.
Ricky: What parking lot?
Darren: And which midnight?
Audience: *Laughing*
Witch: Midnight tonight!
Little Red Riding Hood: And the parking lot that's closest to your house! *Drives away*
Everyone in Little Red Riding Hood's car begins to sing
Little Red Riding Hood: We have challenged three stallions to a gangfight.
Cinderella: We will beat three stallions at a gangfight.
Mr. Baker: I don't know why we're singing about a gangfight.
Audience: *Laughing*
Baker's Wife: I thought musicals were all about pleasant things.
Witch: Who cares? Let's kill them!
Audience: *Laughing*
Little Red Riding Hood: I don't know why we're singing in the first place.
Audience: *Laughing*
Cinderella: I don't know how we ended up in the same story.
Mr. Baker: It's so everyone in Disney could create an excuse to jack off to so many girls at once.
Audience: *Laughing*
Cinderella: Of course. I'm in a musical, I forgot what's it called, but I'm also in it with Red Riding Hood, Rapunzel, my step mother, and my step sisters, and Jack's mother, and a witch.
Audience: *Laughing*
Witch: I'm thankful u didn't call me a bitch.
Audience: *Laughing*
Little Red Riding Hood: We finally made a rhyme with two different words in a song that doesn't make any sense! *Crashes into a truck* And we just crashed.
Audience: *Laughing*
Thankfully, no one survived the crash, and everything related to the movie Into The Woods was destroyed.
The End
On the volgende part of this episode
Annie watches Annie.
Theme Song: link
Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on straat corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing volgende to Double Scoop*
Tom: meer ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands volgende to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*
Episode 10: My New Year's Resolution
Annie was walking through a park when she met Sunny.
Annie: Why is it that everytime I walk through the exact same spot in this park, I always meet u here?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: *Rolls her eyes while smiling* Stalker!
Annie: Where?
Sunny: I was referring to myself.
Audience: *Laughing*
Annie: Well don't do that, u scared me.
Sunny: Oh well. Nopony is perfect.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: Say, wanna watch Annie with me?
Annie: Don't we need a mirror for that?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: I'm talking about the movie.
Annie: I don't think it's available to watch in theaters yet.
Sunny: The 1982 version.
Annie: Oh no thanks, I hate Ronald Reagan.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: It takes place in the Great Depression.
Annie: And I also hate Herbert Hoover.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: Is there any president u don't hate?
Annie: Who killed Abraham Lunicorn?
Sunny: John Wilkes Booth, but he wasn't a president.
Annie: Then why did he kill Abraham?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: Let's just watch that movie.
They end up at Sunny's house, where a televisie is set on a tafel, tabel volgende to a big collection of films on Casette tapes.
Annie: *Looking at movies* Nice. u have a wonderful collection of films here. The Hunt For Red October, Spaceballs, Kelly's Heroes-
Sunny: If you're finished obsessing over my movies, I'll get Annie set up.
Annie: Get me set up for what?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: I'm talking about the movie!
Annie: What movie?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: Seriously? u forgot? Annie, the musical!
Annie: Oh. I don't think that movie came out in theaters yet.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: Oh my god, I'm not going through this again. *Gets Annie the movie, and puts it in the VCR*
Two hours later.
Sunny: Well? What did u think?
Annie: That was good. I especially liked Carol Burnett's performance.
Sunny: Have u seen her in any other movies?
Annie: No, but I did see her as a special guest ster in Hawaii Five-O.
Sunny: No kidding. We made a crossover parody of that toon in the vorige episode.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Coming up next, it's the newest skit, The Movie Studio.
The Movie Studio
Starring
Blaze as Director Nick
Astrel Sky as Roxy
Saten Twist as Connor
Tom Foolery as Louis
Cosmic regenboog as Tobias "Toby"
Sunny as Alinah
Double Scoop as Mason
And Aina as Leah
Previously in The Movie Studio
Louis: *Walking to school* I only have five days left.. As well as another school year.
Audience: *Laughing*
Bullies: *Chasing Louis* We're gonna get you!
Louis: Uh oh! *Running away from bullies*
Bullies: He's getting away!
Louis: I know this is ninety years in the past, but... *Grabs teleporter* Deus ex machima, activate!
* * *
Director Nick: I want all of u to prepare for the volgende scene.
Leah: Is that all?
Director Nick: No. I also want u to shut up!
Audience: *Laughing*
Louis: *Arrives* Hello? Is there anypony here working on movies?
Director Nick: *Walks to Louis* Who the f**k are you?
Louis: My name is Louis. What's yours?
Director Nick: Director Nick.
Louis: Fury?
Audience: *Laughing*
* * *
Director Nick: I didn't explain enough to you. This movie takes place in the Great War.
Louis: *Looks around studio* I don't see any trenches, of mortars.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: That's because it takes place when Connor's character is on leave. Find his gun!
Louis: *Goes to compliment room, and returns with a Tommygun* Here u are cheif.
Director Nick: Wrong wrong wrong! They didn't have those until '22.
Louis: Twenty two what?
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: For the love of... I give up, get outta here.
But something, and someone will prevent Louis from leaving the movie business. And this is the something/someone.
Roxy: *Runs into studio* Director Nick!
Director Nick: Either she wants to have sex with me, of something serious happened.
Audience: *Laughing*
Roxy: Sir, we don't have enough actors for this movie we're about to produce.
Director: Well what are u telling me this for? Go find some ponies, and hire them as actors.
Roxy: *Sees Louis* What about this pony?
Director Nick: Him? Forget it. He doesn't want to be an actor.
Louis: Well, now that u mention it...
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: Oh no! I told u to leave this studio, and you're leaving!
Roxy: Let him try sir. How much harm could that do?
Director Nick: Tons of harm! We need professionals, not some random ponies that appear out of nowhere!
Connor: Well, I was some random pony that appeared out of nowhere, and u hired me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: Shut up. I'm thinking about something.
Roxy: Think faster sir, we need to find another actor quickly.
Director Nick: Alright, let the kid give it a go.
Louis: It's Louis sir.
Director Nick: What did u say?
Louis: My name is Louis.
Director Nick: Alright Loser.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: Get out there, and be an actor.
Roxy: Just follow me.
Louis starred in the movie, and made a few new friends. During the premiere of the new film...
Mason: I love this.
Leah: We're did really good.
Tobias: Compared to me, u were all lousy.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mason: Ah shut up Toby.
Louis: I liked this film we starred in, especially the title.
Leah: Yeah, I like it too. What is this movie called again?
Audience: *Laughing*
Louis: On The Block.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Coming up next, it's The Classroom
The Classroom
Starring Snow Wonder as Ms. Schultz
Tom as Gary
Astrel Sky as Maria
Sunny as herself
Pleiades as Brianna
Double Scoop as James
Aina as Lauren
Gary, Brianna, and James were standing door the chalkboard. They just finished painting a mural.
Gary: It looks great. What do u two see in this?
Brianna: I see us, just being ourselves.
Gary: What about u James?
James: What do I see? A board, with paint.
Gary: Fair enough. *Looks at audience* If u don't start laughing, I'll kick u out of here, and u won't be able to see this until it airs on television.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: *Walks into classroom* What have we here?
Gary: We made a masterpiece.
Ms. Schultz: Of shit.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: Do u know why they call these things chalkboards?
Brianna: Actually, they're called blackboards.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: First of all, they call these things chalkboards, because you're supposed to write down stuff on here using chalk. Nothing else. Also, before u painted on this thing, it was green, not black.
Gary: Now it's even better then green. It's red, yellow, blue, orange, brown, and-
Ms. Schultz: I am not interested in what colors are on there. Why did u even paint on here?
Gary: We made a mural. u know how some ponies create stories with their murals? Well this is our story, the history of Ms. Schultz's classroom.
Ms. Schultz: How come I see a griffon wearing a Nazi uniform?
James: Oh, that's Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes.
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: We figured that since u two had the same last names, one of u would time travel, and meet up with each other.
James: Together, u would see, here, and know nothing.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: Well I can't know nothing, otherwise I wouldn't be a teacher.
Gary: Sure u would. You'd just be dumber then u are now.
Ms. Schultz: What would u do if I wasn't teaching you?
Gary: I'd personally take over for you. And, *Gets a paintbrush with grey paint*
James: *Whistling taps*
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary started to paint Ms. Schultz's grave door the school.
Ms. Schultz: u think I would die?
Gary: Actually it was Sunny's idea.
Sunny: *Sleeping, but wakes up* What?
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: And you'd take over for me if I died.
Gary: Yep.
Ms. Schultz: u wouldn't last an entire dag as a teacher.
Gary: Oh yes I would. I'll do it right now.
Ms. Schultz: Okay. *Goes to Gary's desk, and sits down* What do we do first Mr. Gary?
Gary: First, we get rid of Lauren.
Lauren: Why me?
Gary: Because u smell like shit, and nopony wants to deal with it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Lauren: I do not!
Ms. Schultz: He's actually right, u do smell bad.
Lauren: *Stands up, and walks towards the door*
Ms. Schultz: Where do u think you're going?
Lauren: To the principal. I'm going to tell him that you, and Gary are bullying me.
At the Principal's office.
Principal: u smell like shit. Get back to class.
Audience: *Laughing*
Lauren: Ugh. *Leaves principal's office, and goes back to class*
Meanwhile in the classroom.
Gary: We are not getting rid of the mural.
Ms. Schultz: Why not?
Gary: Because it's not right. u just don't get rid of murals. Did u ever see that mural downtown? Nopony tried to get rid of that.
Ms. Schultz: No, but it was vandalized.
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: It doesn't mean they got rid of it.
Lauren: *Returns to class*
Gary: What are u doing back here?
Lauren: The principal told me to come back here, because he is also making fun of me. How much did u pay him to say the same thing you, and Gary said?
Ms. Schultz: I didn't pay him anything.
Lauren: Then my life sucks.
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: Now in our lesson we were going over, multiplication is done door adding a number door itself a certain amount of times. For instance, 6 times 3 equals 18, because u are adding 6 door itself three times.
Maria: Didn't we already learn this?
Gary: Yeah, but if u don't pay attention, you'll fail!
Maria: But we already learned about it.
Gary: I don't care!
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: *Rolls her eyes* So far so good.
Coming up next, it's ezel ezel Inn.
ezel ezel Inn
Starring regenboog Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Cosmic regenboog as Donovan
Blaze as Richard
A pony arrived at the ezel ezel Inn with mail.
Mail Pony: I got mail for you.
Marisa: Ah great. He probably wants to blackmail me into ma******ting for some video on the internet.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: *Takes his mail*
George: *Takes his mail*
Mail Pony: I got one meer letter for a mare named Marisa Sayers.
Marisa: Can somepony please get it for me?
Donovan: I got it. *Takes letter, and gives it to Marisa*
Mail Pony: *Looks at Marisa* There u are. Not only did I want to deliver that letter to you, but if u don't ma******te in that video, I'll toon everypony in here an embarrassing foto of you.
Marisa: Typical. Everytime blackmailing occurs, an embarrasing foto is involved.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mail Pony: Good day. *Leaves*
Richard: u know, I could kill him for you.
Marisa: Nah, let me deal with him. *Opens letter* Dear Marisa, watch your back. We will be coming to kill you. Okay, who wrote this?
Lloyd: What are u talking about?
Marisa: Is this some kind of a prank?
Mercury: Are u accusing us of sending u that letter?
Marisa: No, I'm blaming the tooth fairy.
Audience: *Laughing*
George: Well, if u want, we could protect u from whoever sent u that threatening letter.
Marisa: I don't feel threatened. I know u guys are doing this as a joke. Besides, last time I trusted u guys to protect me, I got raped.
Audience: *Laughing*
Donovan: It wasn't our fault some stallion was waiting for u in the bathroom.
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: u could've gone in there with me.
Donovan: It was the mare's room! I'm not allowed to go in there.
Marisa: Then explain to me why that stallion who raped me got in there.
Donovan: That's a dumb question, it's a rapist!
Audience: *Laughing*
After work, Marisa walked to her car in the parking lot. Two stallions dressed in trench coats were waiting volgende to a delivery van.
Marisa: *Walking across the parking lot*
Trench jas Pony: *Shoots two bullets*
Marisa: *Takes cover* Well this could be worse
Flashback
Mercury: Happy birthday Marisa.
Marisa: *Sees her cake* I hate chocolate!
End flashback.
Marisa: Okay, maybe not.
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: *Climbs over wall*
Trench jas pony 2: *Shoots wall, but misses Marisa*
Marisa: *Runs to another wall*
Trench jas Pony: *Shoots at Marisa, but misses*
Marisa: *Hiding*
Police Ponies: *Shooting at trench jas ponies*
Marisa: *Sees window, and climbs through it*
Trench jas pony 2: *Gets shot*
Marisa: *Sneaks into her car* Alright, where's the key that starts this thing? *Gets all of her keys*
Police Pony: *Gets shot door trench jas pony*
Marisa: *Looking through her keys* No, that's the key for the house, and this one is for my safe, and this one is for my car. Too bad it only unlocks the doors, even though it looks exactly like the one that goes into the ignition.
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: It's worth a try. *Puts car key into ignition*
Trench jas Pony: *Sees Marisa in her car*
Marisa: *Drives away*
Trench jas Pony: *Shoots two bullets*
Marisa: Guess Mercury, and his vrienden aren't doing this as a joke at all.
Mercury: *Appears out of nowhere* No kidding!
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: u weren't here when I left the parking lot. How did u get into my car?
Mercury: door populair demand.
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: Well, it's a good thing u did toon up out of nowhere.
volgende day.
Marisa: *Reading newspaper* Those ponies that tried to kill me got arrested yesterday.
Ranger: Good.
George: Why did they try to kill u anyway?
Marisa: I don't know. It's Los Angeles. Anything can happen.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mail Pony: *Arrives* Since u have refused to ma******te in that video, I brought along that embarrassing foto I promised to bring in.
Marisa: u never promised.
Mail Pony: Not to you, but my boss made me promise to him that I'd toon it around here.
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: Kill him.
George: With pleasure. *Shoots mail pony*
Marisa: Life has it's ups, and downs. He just had a major down.
Audience: *Clapping*
Coming up next, it's Celebrity Jeopardy.
Our cast for this Celebrity Jeopardy skit is
Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game toon wheel.)
Sean the hedgehog as himself (He's a famous war hero.)
Saten Twist as Will Ferrell (He is dressed as himself)
Special guest star, Shredder Dash as himself
Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: And welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. This is our first episode of 2015, and already things have gone completely wrong.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: I'd like to once again remind everypony here to refrain the use of swear words.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And with that said, let's take a look at the score. In first place with three dollars is Will Ferrell.
Audience: *Laughing, and cheering*
Alex: The very first contestant on our toon to score a positive ammount of money.
Audience: *Laughing*
Will: I feel like I had your job once, but I can't remember.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Perhaps that's because u played as me in the Celebrity Jeopardy skit door Saturday Night Live.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: In third place with negative $68,000... *Sighs* Sean, the hedgehog.
Audience: Woooo!!!! *Clapping*
Sean: u won't get away with this shit u bastard!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: What did I just say? What did I tell u about swear words?
Sean: That they're fun to use, especiallly when you're p***ing someone off.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: That's.... Just.... Great.... And finally, the gitaar player, and singer for the rock & roll band Green Hay, is Shredder Dash.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Shredder: u forgot to say that I was the brother of the Element Of Loyalty.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And u have negative $41,000.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Now let's verplaats onto Double Jeopardy. The categories are...
Potent Potables
Plumbers named Mario
Ponies On The Rails
Things that start with the letter P
Things u should put in your mouth
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: I'm not sure what that category is doing up there, so let's just pretend it's not there.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Moving on.
films door Disney
And finally, states that begin in Wyom
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Will Ferrell, you're in first place, so the board is yours.
Will: Uh, yeah.. I'm thinking about it.. Let me think.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Okay Sean, why don't u pick?
Will: Hey, I'm not done!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Well hurry up. I gotta insult Trebek sooner, of later.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: I want it to be sooner.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And I want it to be later. Now Mr. Ferrell, please hurry up.
Will: Okay, I'll take 800.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: For which category?
Will: Uh, let's go for Things that start with the letter B.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: That letter is P, not B.
Will: Then I'm gonna make it a B.
Audience: *Laughing*
Will: *Grabs a marker, and write the letter B over P*
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Please get back to your podium.
Will: Okay. I'm finished. *Goes back to his podium*
Alex: Things that start with P for 800. And the answer is, The word perzik starts with this letter.
Will: *Rings in*
Alex: Mr. Ferrell?
Will: The correct answer is Mario, he is Peach's boyfriend.
The audience laughed, and the wrong klok, bell buzzed.
Alex: u didn't choose the Plumbers named Mario category, so that's incorrect.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: *Rings in*
Alex: Mr. The Hedgehog?
Sean: I'll toon u a perzik Trebek.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *Looking at Sean* Oh god. That's not a peach, and u know it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: The answer of course is P. The word perzik starts with a P. Mr. Ferrell it's still your board, but since you're a slow thinker, I'll let Sean choose the board.
Sean: THE dag IS MINE!!
Audience: *Laughing, cheering, and clapping*
Sean: I'll take Things u should put in your mouth for 1,000.
Alex: I told u to ignore that.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Oh god. Things u should put in your mouth for 1,000. And the answer is, This thing u should put in your mouth can be found on a table.
Sean: *Rings in*
Alex: Mr. The Hedgehog?
Sean: Me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: I'm sorry, what?
Sean: If your grand daughter was looking at a table, and was deciding what to put in her mouth, she'd go for me. Or, at least one part of my body located between my legs.
Audience: *Laughing, cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Alex: Okay, that's disgusting. Someone else, please answer.
Shredder: *Rings in*
Alex: Mr. Dash?
Shredder: A candle.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Why would u put that in your mouth?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: The answer was food. u should always put this in your mouth, especially when you're hungry.
Sean: Your grand daughter was hungry when she decided to put my d**k in her mouth.
Audience: *Cheering, whistling, and clapping*
Alex: And now, for the toughest part of the job. Final Jeopardy.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *Grabs paper with final jeopardy category* The category is... u know what? *Rips up paper*
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: This is the category u will work on for final jeopardy. What would u do with a million dollars?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: There's no way u can mess this one up.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Because u can do anything with a million dollars. u could buy a fancy sports car, of a mansion. of if u were Sean, u would hire fifty assassins to kill me.
Audience: *Laughing*
The timer rang.
Alex: Alright, let's see what u would blow your million bucks on. *Walks to Will's podium* Mr. Ferrell, u wrote down.. Absolutely nothing.
Will: Shut up, I'm thinking.
Audience: *Laughing*
Will: I still haven't decided what I wanted.
Alex: u ran out of time.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Moving on, to Sean The Hedgehog. u wrote down- *Looks at a picture of himself getting his head blown off door Sean with a .44 magnum*
Audience: *Laughing, cheering, whistling, and clapping*
Alex: I don't even think I wanna see your wager.
Sean: Well too bad.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: u wagered, Death to Trebek.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Fantastic. Finally, let's see what Shredder Dash would do with a million dollars. Buy a big hot tub that was as tall as the Empire State Building.
Audience: *Laughing*
Shredder: That would just be badass, and I would play there all dag with my band.
Alex: I can't believe that shit.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Hey, u broke your own no swearing rule!
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: And now the toon is over. This has been our first, and last episode of 2015. Goodbye.
Audience: *Clapping*
Back on the block.
Master Sword: Well, this episode has been really interesting.
Tom: I'm still getting over the fact that we played as three black gangsters.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: With Saten Twist? I'll never forget that.
Tom: Now it's time for our brony of the month. January, 2015. The brony of the maand award goes to... Jade_23!
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Master Sword: She is the best pegasister in the world.
Tom: What would this club do without her? Before becoming Jade_23, she was known as Applejackrocks.
Master Sword: Back then, she wrote lots of articles, and made many awesome roleplays.
Tom: And now she's back. We hope she stays here forever.
Master Sword: Everyone loves u Jade.
Audience: *Cheering*
Tom: And that's all the time we have for our show. See u later folks.
The End
STH/AM6663 Entertainment. Copyright 2015
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
#5: A LONLY JEW ON CHRISTMAS:
Good song.
Shitty episode..
#4: CARTMAN/POKERFACE:
Makes me laugh every time..
#3: MAKE LOVE EVEN WHEN I'M DEAD:
Clearly a parody of Triller my M. Jackson..
And considering that's my favoriete song door him (and I don't have to many). I can't help but add it..
#2: KYLES MOM IS A BITCH:
It's funny how catchy it actually is.
Guess that's why I like it..
#1: LITTLE BOY YOUR GOING TO HELL:
I don't know how on earth they got James Hetfield in South Park.
But who cares!
It's James-friggin-Herfield!.
And I love how he just comes in, with the big "NOO!" it's both funny and badass at the sme time :D"..
Good song.
Shitty episode..
#4: CARTMAN/POKERFACE:
Makes me laugh every time..
#3: MAKE LOVE EVEN WHEN I'M DEAD:
Clearly a parody of Triller my M. Jackson..
And considering that's my favoriete song door him (and I don't have to many). I can't help but add it..
#2: KYLES MOM IS A BITCH:
It's funny how catchy it actually is.
Guess that's why I like it..
#1: LITTLE BOY YOUR GOING TO HELL:
I don't know how on earth they got James Hetfield in South Park.
But who cares!
It's James-friggin-Herfield!.
And I love how he just comes in, with the big "NOO!" it's both funny and badass at the sme time :D"..
Random Hellbent photo
Well... I'm TOTALLY gonna have too watch this toon a few meer times.. I now realize I was way too hard on this..
Frankly I was so caught up in the constant depressing shit it was hard too for me too see the comedy parts.
I am gonna have too watch this again.
Frankly, it's confirmed now.. Todd is my favourite character, basically the only character I like.. Mostly cause it's Aaron Paul, this guy is my new favourite actor.. He always was, but not I know that it's for certain..
But I'm guessing Todd isn't in the last two episodes, he got rather serious for one of the few times.. And it seems too be staying this time.. And it seems he finally had enough of todd.. The anger seemed out of nowhere.. Not GENERALLY out of nowhere.. But "mood swing" out of nowhere..
Oh well.. I have reasons too go back.. Todd..
Anyway.. We're finally finished with this show.. Only the last two left too go.. Lets see how it concludes, shall we?
Frankly I was so caught up in the constant depressing shit it was hard too for me too see the comedy parts.
I am gonna have too watch this again.
Frankly, it's confirmed now.. Todd is my favourite character, basically the only character I like.. Mostly cause it's Aaron Paul, this guy is my new favourite actor.. He always was, but not I know that it's for certain..
But I'm guessing Todd isn't in the last two episodes, he got rather serious for one of the few times.. And it seems too be staying this time.. And it seems he finally had enough of todd.. The anger seemed out of nowhere.. Not GENERALLY out of nowhere.. But "mood swing" out of nowhere..
Oh well.. I have reasons too go back.. Todd..
Anyway.. We're finally finished with this show.. Only the last two left too go.. Lets see how it concludes, shall we?
#1: JUSTIN BIEBER:
We all love to hate this idiot.
But the thing is, I decided to actually look him up.
He's actually pretty good now that he dosen't a voice of friggin Alvin and the chipmunks..
#2: SMOSH:
They seem to try to hard these days.
But they still have the rare episode that is still funny.
They just need to stop with all these new guys, they have no talents, as where Ian and Anthony have a LOT of talent..
#3: ROB DRYDEK:
I'm one of the few that actually cares about him.
Lose that WestCoast girl, and maybe OTHER people will care about your shows too, Rob..
#4: NICKELBACK
Beatles aren't the greatest. But we gotta respect them, it's just how things are.
Why can't the same rule apply for Nickelback!?
#5: MILEY CYRUS:
I actually loved this kid once.
But.. Times have changed.
We all love to hate this idiot.
But the thing is, I decided to actually look him up.
He's actually pretty good now that he dosen't a voice of friggin Alvin and the chipmunks..
#2: SMOSH:
They seem to try to hard these days.
But they still have the rare episode that is still funny.
They just need to stop with all these new guys, they have no talents, as where Ian and Anthony have a LOT of talent..
#3: ROB DRYDEK:
I'm one of the few that actually cares about him.
Lose that WestCoast girl, and maybe OTHER people will care about your shows too, Rob..
#4: NICKELBACK
Beatles aren't the greatest. But we gotta respect them, it's just how things are.
Why can't the same rule apply for Nickelback!?
#5: MILEY CYRUS:
I actually loved this kid once.
But.. Times have changed.
Fellowship of the Ring was playing on tv.
I watched for the first time in nearly four years.
These films are even better than I remember.
The expression "one ring to rule them all" really IS how it happened.
Rings seem to some sort of powers in their world.
And Mordor is basically "hell".
So it's a ring from hell.
And this ring is as powerful as they get. It can brainwash anyone, and I mean ANYONE. Due to it's impartiality, beauty, and well, anything really.
But what I like about it.
Just about everything about this movie, gives off sort of a creepy vib.
But I like that in movies, makes me meer into it.
So yeah.
LOVE IT!!
I watched for the first time in nearly four years.
These films are even better than I remember.
The expression "one ring to rule them all" really IS how it happened.
Rings seem to some sort of powers in their world.
And Mordor is basically "hell".
So it's a ring from hell.
And this ring is as powerful as they get. It can brainwash anyone, and I mean ANYONE. Due to it's impartiality, beauty, and well, anything really.
But what I like about it.
Just about everything about this movie, gives off sort of a creepy vib.
But I like that in movies, makes me meer into it.
So yeah.
LOVE IT!!
#5: Princess Celestia:
Dispite what everyone says, she is actually a lovely character, and dose indeed care about her subjects..
#4: Trixie Lulamoon:
I'm probably still alone on this one..
#3: Twilight Sparkle:
It's obvious it's all about her being a princess.
But why should of it mattered in the first place.
Most people don't realize that it only makes her meer relatable and sympathic.
Plus she's every bit as adorable as Pinkie Pie..
#2: Xervier (Saw 2);
They should of kept him as secret accomplish.
He is a very creepy person, and not to be messed with, he's friggin huge!
Too bad he dies at the end of the second.
Though a saw to throat is probably still one of the EASIER deaths..
#1; Merle Dixon:
He was never a bad person.
He felt betrayed, and actually had a lot of right to be as angry as he was.
And the way he cut off his hand, actually shows he is TRUE survival.
Plus he died in honer..
Dispite what everyone says, she is actually a lovely character, and dose indeed care about her subjects..
#4: Trixie Lulamoon:
I'm probably still alone on this one..
#3: Twilight Sparkle:
It's obvious it's all about her being a princess.
But why should of it mattered in the first place.
Most people don't realize that it only makes her meer relatable and sympathic.
Plus she's every bit as adorable as Pinkie Pie..
#2: Xervier (Saw 2);
They should of kept him as secret accomplish.
He is a very creepy person, and not to be messed with, he's friggin huge!
Too bad he dies at the end of the second.
Though a saw to throat is probably still one of the EASIER deaths..
#1; Merle Dixon:
He was never a bad person.
He felt betrayed, and actually had a lot of right to be as angry as he was.
And the way he cut off his hand, actually shows he is TRUE survival.
Plus he died in honer..
#10: RIGHT NOW - KORN
#9: SEX - NICKELBACK
#8: SINNER - DROWNING POOL
#7: THE WAY I AM - EMINEM
#6: PAIN - THREE DAYS GRACE
#5: WAITING FOR THE WORMS - roze FLOYD
I love the uniqueness of this song, espically the stier horn, of whatever it is..
#4: BREAK SOME OFF - KORN
It such an awesome song. A little screamo, but the 'good' type, witch isn't over used..
#3: BULLETS - CREED
It's the best way to 'really' appreciate the song, espically the VERY begining..
#2: IN THE HOUSE WITHOUT A HEARTBEAT (28 weeks later)
This song is good with EVERYTHING..
#1: SAW - FUCK THIS SHIT
It's kinda like The Pulse from Walking Dead, only scarier..
#9: SEX - NICKELBACK
#8: SINNER - DROWNING POOL
#7: THE WAY I AM - EMINEM
#6: PAIN - THREE DAYS GRACE
#5: WAITING FOR THE WORMS - roze FLOYD
I love the uniqueness of this song, espically the stier horn, of whatever it is..
#4: BREAK SOME OFF - KORN
It such an awesome song. A little screamo, but the 'good' type, witch isn't over used..
#3: BULLETS - CREED
It's the best way to 'really' appreciate the song, espically the VERY begining..
#2: IN THE HOUSE WITHOUT A HEARTBEAT (28 weeks later)
This song is good with EVERYTHING..
#1: SAW - FUCK THIS SHIT
It's kinda like The Pulse from Walking Dead, only scarier..
