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posted by Seanthehedgehog

 Robotnik says, "Snoopi-" He stopped, forgetting what he was going to say, but he quickly remembered. "Snooping as usual I see."
Robotnik says, "Snoopi-" He stopped, forgetting what he was going to say, but he quickly remembered. "Snooping as usual I see."

Before I start this story, let me go over some stuff that happened in the vorige stories.

November 23, 2012

I arrived at Ponyville, and met the six main characters of MLP FIM. The volgende dag was the beginning of the Equestria War. A maand later Canterlot got bombed, and the pony Alliance was formed to fight against Robotnik's army.

December 24, 2012

Before his death Dr. Robotnik got Discord, and Blaze the cat to take over his army. Discord would take Ponyville, and Manehattan while Blaze would take Fillydelphia, Stalliongrad, and San Franciscolt.

December 30, 2014

The pony Alliance finishes off Discord's side of his army named Disci. He went to Stalliongrad to blow the town up. Stalliongrad was the last line of defense for Disci, and they would be destroyed if they didn't defend it. Just when Stalliongrad was about to be destroyed, I used chaos control to get the bomb somewhere else. After ending up in New York City, I had to fight Blaze, and Discord on top, boven of the Brooklyn Bridge. They were both killed, but me, and regenboog Dash nearly died.

New Years day, 2015

All of Disci gets killed, and Equestria is safe. Some of us took a shit on our enemies graves, then had a party with Pinkie Pie hosting it (as usual.)

Now it's January 7, 2021. After six years I still made weekly visits for Pinkie Pie. Then someone sneaked up behind me while I was heading to Equestria, someone I hated for a very long time. It was only then when I realized my mistake.

After I entered Ponyville, I saw the person that followed me. It was Catie, a grey hedgehog somewhat like me, only she has a russian accent. I ran after her pushing her to the ground. "What was that for?" She asked. "Chaos control." I said, entering Australia. "Die here for all I care. Chaos Control." I made sure she stayed away from me when I left. Now that I'm back in Equestria, it's time to visit Pinkie. I arrived at Sugarcube corner when Pinkie asked who I was. "Really? I've been visiting u once a week for nine years, and u don't know who I am." I replied. Then I found out it was Catie behind me. "WHAT THE HELL?!! How did u get out of Australia?!" I shouted. Before Catie could respond I left with rage. Catie would probably try to destroy Equestria like Robotnik, but there's a possibility she might win. I went to see regenboog Dash instead, and told her about the situation. "What could she possibly do to defeat you?" She asked. I wasn't sure how to respond to that. So I told her about my last encounter with Catie.

Things were going good for me while I was visiting Australia, then Catie passed me. She tried to kill me with an Ak47 while driving two locomotives at once. I chased her, but she shot my legs. The best thing to do was get a train, and chase her. I had to use chaos control, and take one that was in Tails' shop. He was still working on it, but I took it anyway. As I got in, and used chaos control Tails' tried to get me out, but it was too late. I was now chasing Catie in a blue engine. She didn't notice until I got fifty feet towards her seconde locomotive. As I got closer Catie got to the coupling, and uncoupled the seconde locomotive to get in my way. There was only one gadget I could use to get things out of the way, the coupler. When the engine coupled on to mine, I used the coupler to throw it away from me. So much for General Electric's hard work in one engine. volgende I had to stop Catie from escaping, so I grabbed my .44 to shoot Catie's brains out. While doing this she shot back at me with her AK, but had to reload. I shot her gun, but I also had to reload. At least I have a weapon. Catie then used Chaos Control to get into Kansas City, and I did the same. I took a look at my radar, and saw Catie was heading towards me. I was on the Missouri side, and Catie was on the Kansas side. I had strong brakes on my engine, I just had to blow the bridge, and have Catie killed in an explosion. I shot two missiles, one for Catie, and one for the bridge. Catie saw it, jumped out of the train, and ran towards a road, where a guy with a bicycle was riding towards her. I had to jump the bridge, and stop her from riding off. I almost made it, then I pulled Catie off the bike. "What the fuck did u do to my cousin?!" I asked her. She beat him up is what she did, but she wouldn't admit it. "You mean Sonic?" She asked trying to be innocent. "He has blood coming out of his body, and a black eye thanks to you!" I said. While I stood above her Catie kicked me, and escaped. I swore that if I ever saw her again she would be dead.

"That's why Catie might win this time." I told regenboog Dash. She was impressed in Tail's work on the train I stole, and could u blame her? "We need rocket launchers on our trains here." "Yeah, and with the hearts on them people would misjudge us." I said. Then the both of us just sat on a rock, and relaxed. Meanwhile, back at sugarcube Catie was still with Pinkie. "I don't know why Sean left when u came here." Then Catie put a spell on Pinkie, "Now u will do as I say. I want u to get everyone in Equestria to destroy Sean The Hedgehog, and anyone that stands in our path." Pinkie copied some of what was just said, and went to get everyone, "Attention everypony. Spetznas needs u to kom bij the fight against Sean The Hedgehog. If not, you'll be executed." Twilight was confused, and ran off to get Celestia. Then Celestia arrived in front of Twilight. Celestia's eyes were red, with a yellow iris. Then she cast a spell on Twilight making her become evil. Her eyes became just how Celestia's were. Then nearly every pony was evil, under Catie's commands. So far the only one not evil was regenboog Dash, and I had to get help from my world. "I know a lot of people that can help." I said. But regenboog Dash wanted to stay here, and try to find ponies that weren't evil communists. "Allright. Good luck." I left to get help from Mobius, and possibly Earth. regenboog Dash decided to check Sweet appel, apple Acres, and thankfully none of them were evil. She then told Applejack, and the others about what happened. "Everyone in Ponyville are communists?" appeldrank, applejack asked. "Unfortunately. We've got this though." She said. Appleblooms vrienden Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo were there as well, and they wanted to help. "I don't know if u guys want to get in this." appeldrank, applejack said, "Just let me, regenboog Dash, and Big Mac handle this." Applebloom knodded her head, but she was still going to get in the fight, and so were her friends. I went to Sweet appel, apple Acres to meet up with regenboog Dash. Our team was set up. It was me, regenboog Dash, Applejack, Big Macintosh, Sonic my cousin, Tails, Knuckles, Rouge, and Espio. "Alright good job." Dash said. Knuckles was wondering why he was here so we briefed him on his mission. "Catie is trying to attack this place. She has started door sabotaging with their minds, and they're now communists. There are also russian soldiers involved with this war on Catie's side. So they have airplanes, and tanks." I I zei to Knuckles. Now he was confused, "You want me to kill someone that's using powers to hypnotize people?" We thought it was too hard, but Knuckles zei it was too easy. "Count me out!" This made regenboog Dash pretend to cry. It was clear she was faking it, but some of us were acting like she really was crying. "Don't worry." appeldrank, applejack said. "He's just scared that our main enemy is a girl." "WHAT?!" Knuckles said. He was now extremely mad. "That's it, I'm in this war!" We were now cheering, and Dash stopped her fake crying. Later, Tails was tonen some gadgets he installed into my car. "I have raket launckers, machine guns, and an oil slick. u can use them door hitting a button with the name of it's gadget, but let me toon u this." He was tonen me the ejector chair, for passengers. "You just have to open the clutch, and there will be a button to activate the chair." Clearly he got that from James Bond. The modifications were awesome, and they really worked. We also had a '70 mustang, and two Lamborghini Countachs. One of them was a green '74 lambo, and the other was a purple '88 25th anniversary edition. Oh and I almost forgot the '59 impala. Now we were ready. "Allright let's do this." I said. I would be in the Corvette with Applejack. Big Mac would drive the mustang while Sonic stood on the roof, and Espio in shotgun. Tails had the '74 Countach, while Knuckles and Rouge had the '88 Countach. Every one of them had great weapons with some of them blowing up buildings. door the time we got back to Ponyville we were in for a surprise. Everyone in Ponyville was about to fight us. The ponies and communists started firing at us, and when they did we avoided their attacks, and killed some of them. "Only shoot the ponies if they attack us!" I said. We were going to need their help, but if they died the unicorns could bring them back to life. We had to kill Catie in order for the communistic ponies to come back to normal. We didn't know where she was so I drove off to find her. "She has to be around here somewhere!" appeldrank, applejack said. As I continued driving appeldrank, applejack got pushed out of the car. Sitting where the oranje once sat was Applebloom. "You just had to push your sister out of the car." I said. appeldrank, applejack was lying on the ground. Her left side was bleeding from falling out of the car, and she couldn't move. Two cars then passed by, another one stopped. "So long Applejack." zei Pinkie blowing her brains out. Eventually the two cars caught up to me. One of them was on my left side, and I had another one on my right. "Applebloom shoot that cars tires out." I said. I gave her my .44, and she shot the cars tires on the right side out. Now we had the car on our left side. I just slowed down, and shot it with machine guns. "Did u make this?" Applebloom asked. "The car of the weapons?" "The car." She asked me this when we first met, and I zei no. How would the answer change? "The weapons were installed door a friend." I replied. volgende we went back to find Applejack, but instead we saw a barricade blocking our path with Catie there. Just perfect. I get the missiles set up while Applebloom sees the crosshairs aim at the blockade. "What is this?" She asked. Oh nothing, just had a few optional extras installed. "Watch this." I told Applebloom as I launched missiles at the blockade. As it exploded I ran Catie over while russians were shooting at me. They missed, but the windows were shot up, and I couldn't see a thing. "At least Catie is dead." Applebloom announced. "Yeah." I said, "At least." Now all the ponies were turning back to normal, and Pinkie realized her mistake. "Oh no! I killed Applejack." Then she started crying as she stared at her dead friend. "I will never kill people again!" Pinkie zei throwing her gun away. Only to get killed door russian soldiers. The ponies were back to normal, but the russians wanted to attack Equestria. We got to where appeldrank, applejack was, and saw four russian soldiers kill Pinkie Pie. When they did that I blew them up with missiles. "We have to bring them back to life." I said, but no unicorns were around, so we were screwed. "Sweetie Belle!" Applebloom shouted. Then her white furred friend came out of my car, and brought appeldrank, applejack back to life. She was too tired to bring Pinkie back, so we had to go to Twilight. Before appeldrank, applejack could talk some sense into the C.M.C for sneaking into my car they ran off. We didn't know where they were, but they had to be away from the communists. Once we got to the town square there was pure chaos. Ponies were fighting communists, and blowing up buildings. There was a tank about to blow up a building with poines carrying RPG's, but the tank's guns were jammed. Then we saw Doughnut Joe, he used a spell to disable the tank's weapons. Then the RPG ponies blew it up. "Joe!" I shouted. "Pinkie needs to be brought back to life." We got to Joe without getting shot, and took cover while Pinkie was being brought back to life. After that was done Pinkie grabbed my machine gun. I didn't have my .44 magnum from Applebloom taking it to shoot the tires of a car following us earlier. I wasn't going to need that though. I just picked up a building that the russians occupied, and threw it at a tank. The explosion was massive. Now there were only 20 russians left. I was going to kill more, but regenboog Dash arrived in the green Lamborghini, and I got in the drivers seat. Somehow Dash got 50 russians to follow her while I killed Catie, of so I thought. We were driving fast, then we saw Catie blocking our path with a helicopter. "This can't be good." Dash said. I didn't have any chaos emeralds, so there was no way I could use Chaos Control. I turned left, and avoided machine gun brand from the chopper. Up ahead was a river, and heading towards that river was me. I didn't even stop, "You like water?" Dash didn't even ask. She tried to get out, but I wouldn't let her. A few seconden later, we were in the river. Dash was confused, why did I drive in the river? I answered her vraag door putting on submarine mode. Lamborghini's first car/submarine. I just found a chaos emerald, and wanted to get somewhere while Catie was searching the river for me, but I would be at another place, killing her. "Chaos Control." I said, and we ended up back on land, but away from Catie. Instead we ended up volgende to several russians attacking Sugarcube corner. "Shit! Get us outta here!" Dash said. Her shouting made those guys spot us, so I used Chaos Control to get away from them. Instead we ended up door the Delaware River in Frenchtown New Jersey. I switched back to car mode, and drove off, because somehow the russians ended up being too close to us. The tank followed as I drove onto a bike path heading away from the russians. Six of them stal some motorcycles, and followed. I looked for some possible weapons to use, but the only weapon was mortars. I launched one, and it blew up, killing two of the commies following us. I drove back onto a road the first chance I got, as four communists, and a police car followed me. "Use another mortar." Dash said. She flew out of the car, and kicked the police car into the air. It didn't go far. All that police officer could say was "I'm in pursuit of four harleys, and a green Lamborghini Countach." regenboog Dash then knocked the four bikers off their bikes. She got back into the car, and I used Chaos Control to get back into Ponyville. door the time we got back Catie used Chaos Control, and we got too close to her. It's very unfortunate that she survived being hit door a car. We ended up at 30th straat station in Philladalphia. Catie stal a train while I stal another train. Both of us used chaos control, and ended up in Equestria heading down the train tracks towards Canterlot. Catie fired at me while I was getting close to her. I used my gun to shoot Catie's gun out of her hands, doesn't this remind u of a similar chase? Anyway we were heading towards Canterlot when a russian tank was trying to blow up my train. It wasn't going to work though, because regenboog Dash flew towards that tank, and kicked it, but it didn't go anywhere. 'I'm gonna have to verplaats it' she thought. So she started pushing the tank away from my train. The soldier in the tank saw what was pushing his vehicle, "You really think u can stop me?" "I think I can, I know I can." Dash said. door the time the soldier grabbed his gun the tank went over a ledge. She got rid of that moron in ten seconden flat. "Hey! That's my line!" Dash shouted. Sorry! Where was I? Oh yeah, the seconde train chase against me and Catie how could I forget? Now she was trying to blow me up with an RPG, but everytime she shot a raket I would jump out, and verplaats my engine. I had to make sure the wheels were on the track correctly otherwise I would be screwed. door the time regenboog Dash arrived Catie was on her second, and final missile. "I got an idea." Dash said, and she caused Catie to miss her shot blowing up the tunnel behind us. "Good work Dash." But then an SUV arrived with russians in them. They were trying to kill us. When the car got close enough I grabbed it, and threw it at Catie's train. The car hit her engine's cab, and it flew off. "Nearly hit her." zei regenboog Dash. I had one last chance, my gun. I kept firing at Catie as another SUV arrived. Two RPG's fired from the car, and when I hit Catie I noticed that I was screwed. As I jumped out the engine it flew into the air, and hit Catie's train. Both of us lost our trains. I killed the russian soldiers that blew up the tracks, and looked for Catie. regenboog Dash was doing the same thing to, only she had a knife. Dash then found Catie resting door the wreckage, and as she flew towards her over 200 miles an uur Catie hit her. When she got hit regenboog Dash dropped her knife, and Catie grabbed a hold of it putting it in regenboog Dash. She was trying to get her neck, but got her belly instead. "You claim to be the fastest flyer in Equestria?" Catie said. Dash couldn't speak because of the amount of pain in her belly. She felt like she was going to barf. Catie on the other hand wanted to break Dash's wings while shooting her in the head. I wasn't going to let that happen. I jumped towards Catie making her miss Dash's head, and shoot a boom instead. regenboog Dash tried to get Catie's gun after it got dropped, but Catie wouldn't allow it. "Stay out of this fight!" She said, and punched regenboog Dash in the face. I snapped Catie's neck, and found a whole army of russian soldiers trying to attack me. I threw a bunch of them at a far distance, and shot others. Some of them I would shoot while throwing. There were some soldiers that got lucky, and shot me, I would break their necks. Afterkilling fifteen russians meer arrived, and I kept taking damage. regenboog Dash saw me being attacked, and knew she had to do something. She tried to pull the mes out of her chest, but it was a very painful process. Even if it moved very slowly it hurt her badly. "Come on." She zei to herself thinking that it was almost over. Then she saw a roze hoove grab the knife. Pinkie was helping her get the mes out of her chest. While this was going on there was only one russian left, but I was so hurt that I didn't have the energy to kill him. I got knocked onto the ground, and got punched continuosly. I might have been tired, but it was going to take a lot of punches to kill me. He stopped, and saw a mes thrown into his neck. It was thrown door none other then regenboog Dash, with a little help from Pinkie Pie. Pinkie helped her friend up while I got back on my feet. "You two are getting beat up a lot." Pinkie told us. "We're tough, what can we say?" I told her. Dash laughed, then coughed out blood. I was tired, but I helped Pinkie carry regenboog Dash to Twilight's Library. We had a friend to take care of.

THE END
#1: Led Zepplin - Immigrant song:
Most people don't even have to LIKE Led Zeppelin to recognize the famish scream moment.
It's in so much films and other things, that u don't have know who the band even IS..

#2: Lep Zepplin - Kashmir:
Well, actually it's meer of the intro than the chorus.
Again.
You don't even to like of even KNOW Zeppelin to recognize the main guitar.
it's known as the James Bond theme song..

#3: Nivarna - Teen spirit:
We all know the chorus, don't we :).
I myself don't even know any Nivana song BUT this one.
So that kinda speaks for itself, don't it..

#4: Europe - final countdown:...
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Been seeing it about four months now, and it's the most "quotable" series EVER...

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#1:
(live audience scene):
Peele: What I often do.. I take note of things my girl dose wrong, and call her on it at the right times.
Key: (pretending to be the girl) Jordon, why'd u leave the toilet zitplaats, stoel up?
Peele: teef WHY WAS u LATE LAST NIGHT, AND I DIDN'T SAY NOTHING!?


#2:
(live audience scene):
Girl in audience: (laughing too hard)
Key: Ma'am... Breath.


#3:
Key: (texting angrily) do u even WANT to hang out!?
Peele: (texting calmly) Like I said...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony.
Master Sword: It's such a beautiful day, and nothing can ruin it.

Then, it started raining.

Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I wish I brought my umbrella with me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I can't believe this is actually happening.
Master Sword: Well, it could be worse. Oh wait, it is.
Tom: Why?
Master Sword: There is no crossover parody today. Instead, we will be having a musical performance...
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Everyone knows about Squidward torture.
But I recently started noticing that Spongebob gets tortured himself...

Even modern Spongebob doesn't THIS much punishment..

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#1: THE SPLINTER:
Spongebob immediately got himself a splinter. Throughout the episode, Spongebob tries to not deal with it. but couldn't due to his thumb's injury. Should he used his other hand instead? (PLOTHOLE!) So, he decided to hide it, but Squidward (who told him nothing but lousy crap of hiding it and didn't solve anything) and s. Patrick only WORSENED the situation....
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#1: ABRIDGED ALEXANDER ANDERSON:

The abridged version of Alexander Anderson is vastly different than his anime counterpart. Like the original, he is a devoted servant of God. Unlike the original, he is ALSO shown to be downright insane. And speaks with an stereotypical Irish accent..



#2: ABRIDGED JAN VALENTINE:

This verison of Jan is almost exactly like his original counterpart. Who, itself, is very dark humored and comic relief, but also very disturbing and perverty. In this verison, he appears to "fuck anything that movies" as he says he'll skull fuck both sir ingeriga, and the...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - regenboog Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland toon - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin. regenboog Dash was with Fluttershy in a parking lot full of Buicks.

Rainbow Dash: Now, what have we learned?
Fluttershy: Nothing.
Rainbow Dash: No! We learned something.
Fluttershy: Lots of control.
Rainbow Dash: Good.
Fluttershy: Screaming, and hollering.
Rainbow Dash: Yes, and most importantly...
Fluttershy: Passion....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - regenboog Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland toon - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin. The pegasus ponies were putting storm clouds into the skies of Ponyville.

Rarity: *Watching the pegasi working* Why are they doing that?
Applejack: Because they're alcoholics fucking with Mother Nature. *Points to one of the pegasi* hallo asshole!! Get the storm clouds out of here!! We're supposed to have blue skies...
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#10: THE KILLS - GET OUT:
Yes, this a racist family trying to brainwash him into being somekind of mindless sex slave (well actually Chris is just wanted for his eyes, to give to a blind man).. But the level of utter brutality from Chris. Who seems to be the nicest guy ever. leaves u kind of disturbed..


#9: AMERICAN HISTORY X - CURB STOMP:
This was recommended door WindWaker.. Though I'm not sure how to feel about this.. I love Edward Norton. Even in the hulk movie, so its even worse..


#8: JOHN WICK - DOG SCENE:
Before we see all the fun exciting stuff. First we have to get super attacted to the...
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#10: TREVOR PHILLIPS:
Trevor was described as a difficult person to deal with: extreme, unhinged, impetuous, psychopathic, unpredictable, sociopathic, and prone to violent outbursts and destructive rampages - in the seconde trailer he smashed an unknown person's head into a bar counter and was then seen setting a house on brand and walking out of the area without a care in sight.

But Trevor is lowest.. Cause Trevor is honest about it and will never toon hypocrisy and he will also have his own charm along with his own principals (his principals being different from Michael's)..



#9: THE GOVERNER (Comic...
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I actually put this.. Only for it to get me suspended from the site :(


SATEN TWIST:

Jerk with a hart-, hart of Gold: Sword can sometimes come across as an uncaring jerk, espically in older seasons, but is actually a very kind hearted, loyal person, and very protective to those he cares for.

Characterization Marches On: Saten started out kinda crazy and not the most likeable.. He eventually became the only sane one in many ways, least in comparison to the misadventures he’s involved in..

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DERPY HOOVES/TWIST:

The Stoner: At least at times..

Action Girl: Aside...
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#1: BRANDON WHITTAKER:
He is serprisingly "easy" as long as u have really good food, like wine, and streak.
Have the mes gloves and when he jumps out of the stall, attack away.
Or, even meer easy. Get a sniper and a pistol, stand near the entrance, wait till he leaps out of the stall, and than have him chase u out of the bathroom, he can only go so far, so wait till he jumps at you, dodge it, and shoot at him when he's running back to the bathroom.
And than just finish him off with the pistol when u run out of sniper bullets (if done properly, u won't lose any health)..


#2: SEYMOUR REDDING:...
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#1: KIRILL (John Wick):
John Wick probably thought Kirill would just be another body for his kill count. But Krill single handedly OWNS John.
Yeah.. Mr Wick (a mix of Chuck Norris and Max Payne) gets his ezel handed to him..


#2: BADD (Kill Bill):
The character known as THE BRIDE, is known as the world's deadliest woman soldier. And she sneaks upto kill Budd, who was on her kill list, not knowing Budd was expecting her. And when she bursts though the front door, hoping to catch him off guard, she herself is the one caught off guard, Budd shoots the Bride, without needing to do very much, just sit...
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#1:
Max Payne: So I guess I'd become what they wanted me to be, a killer. Some rent-a-clown with a gun who puts holes in other bad guys. Well that's what they had paid for, so in the end that's what they got. Say what u want about Americans but we understand capitalism. u buy yourself a product and u get what u pay for, and these chumps had paid for some angry gringo without the sensibilities to know right from wrong. Here I was about to execute this poor bastard like some dime store angel of death and I realized they were correct, I wouldn't know right from wrong if one of them was...
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#1:
Rick: [after stabbing Shane for trying to kill Rick] Damn u for making me do this, Shane! This was you, not me! u did this to us! This was you! Not me! NOT ME!!... (sobs) Not me!...


#2:
Rick: Dale coud - could get under your skin. He sure got under mine, because he wasn't afraid to say what he thought, how he felt. That kind of honest is rare and brave. Whenever I'd make a decision, I'd look at Dale. He'd be looking back at me with that look he had. We've all seen it one time of another. I couldn't always read him, but he could read us. He saw people for who they were. He knew things...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Title: The De Santa’s
Audience: (Applause)
Jimmy: (Walks in)
Michael: There u are u little shit (Holds out marijuana) Looking for this
Jimmy: (Tries to grab it)
Michael: Ah, ah, ah, no
Audience: (Laughs)
Jimmy: Very funny. u know, you’re a real asshole
Audience: Ooooohhhh
Michael: What did u just fucking say to me?
Amanda: Stop it u two, you’re ruining my fucking yoga
Audience: (Laughs)
Trevor: (Walks in) Somebody say yoga?
Audience: (Cheers)
Michael: Trevor?
Trevor: Michael
Audience: (Laughs)
Michael: Good to see u again
Trevor: Hmm. Yeah, I bet it is. Of course, I’m that the one that’s...
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I was playing the Packie missions of GTA 4.
I made a video of it. And will toon it when I can.

Anyway, I'm the type of guy who somethings enjoys hearing the sounds of gunfights.

And my tv has HD sound. So it's kinda like surround sound.

Anyway.

I never noticed how HEAVY most GTA 4 gun fights are too listen to.
The 5th is probably the same (haven't played that one for a while now).

Either way.
It's friggin awesome!

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Eric is a characyer in LifeAccordingtoJimmy.
He is populair enough to have his own vines.
But he's not famish like Jimmy himself.
He is secondary character of the LATJ sketches.

But I for one find him HILARIOUS.
So paying tribute to him..

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#1:
Jimmy: So either your magicians and gonna pull them both out of your fuckin hats.. of your gonna turn around and finish sucking each other off..
Eric: Hawhawhaw... LIKE BLOW JOBS!!


#2:
"Look. We listened to some Linking park on the way here.. So we're a little excited"


#3:
Jimmy: Yo! That wasn't...
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RICK GRIMES:
Rick is the complete opposite to the real character.
Whom is typically calm, and a natural leader, but would cut your head off without a moment's hesitation.
Spoof Rick is instead a complete moron who most times doesn't even know what zombies "are".
And most of his "murders" were done out of stupidity.
EXAMPLE: Accidentally shooting Shane further damaging him when he tried "saving him" (kicking him in the wound).
Rick even believes he was a stripper instead of a cop (though he still admits that he became a cop because someone gave the uniform to first person that walk past them)....
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As much as I LOVE grand 5.
It isn't very serious.
It's much meer comedic than grand theft auto 4.

In fact.

Grand theft auto 4 is pretty "deep" game.

Niko is a war veteran.
And his whole life he was searching for the man whole betrayed and killed his war unit.

When he finally finds him, u have the choice of killing him of letting him live.

Either way.
Niko learns the same lesson.
"revenge salves nothing".

Killing Darko leaves Niko to realize.
It didn't salve anything.

And letting him live, is arguably better.
As Darko is "already dead".

It's hear Niko learns Roman was right all the times he told Niko about learning to forgive.

And if u choose to finally start forgiving people (by not killing Dimitri) it leads to the death of the very person who wanted u to do this.

Even if u kill Dimitri, it again leads to the death of the very person that told u to do this.

That's pretty deep man! :(
MASTER SWORD:
Master Sword can be hard to predict.
Like Saten he is spleet, split personalitied. One minuut he's nice, comedic, friendly, generous, and well meaning. But when angered of something like that. He becomes hard to control.
Though Sword is usually shown to be far meer dangerious and unstable than Saten.
And meer capable of killing without remorse.
But that dosen't make him a bad person.
He is a loving husband, and loyal friend..


SATEN TWIST:
Like Sword, he is "generally" a very nice guy.
But both of them had traumatic childhoods.
Saten isn't as unstable as Sword.
But it can sometimes be hard to know...
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