So today we are talking a "movie" from 1987.
Staring Nicholas Cage at his "cagiest", this is a very bizzare fiilm, that my cousin and I watched while drunk. Cause like The Room, that is the only way TOO watch this film.. Still a better vampire film than Twilight though.
I read somewhere the point of this was, Cage and director seeing how much can they get away with until someone says to stop.
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Guess we should talk about the plot..
Peter Lowe is a young literary agent whose life revolves around business and decadence. During one of his many ne-night stands, Peter's apartment is invaded door a bat and he later admits to his therapist it gave him an erecton, though he doesn't know why.
Thoughout the film Peter also mistreats his secertary Alva. Obsessing over a missing file.
Eventually Pete gets biteen door a vampire (if it was even real). And becomes crazier than usual.
Eventually Peter believes he is a vampire (responding door running though the streets screamng "I'M A VAMPIRE!" over and over).
That's it, that's all we could watch..
This probably isn't a real review. But I had to talk about this.. Check it out if u can find it..
Staring Nicholas Cage at his "cagiest", this is a very bizzare fiilm, that my cousin and I watched while drunk. Cause like The Room, that is the only way TOO watch this film.. Still a better vampire film than Twilight though.
I read somewhere the point of this was, Cage and director seeing how much can they get away with until someone says to stop.
link
Guess we should talk about the plot..
Peter Lowe is a young literary agent whose life revolves around business and decadence. During one of his many ne-night stands, Peter's apartment is invaded door a bat and he later admits to his therapist it gave him an erecton, though he doesn't know why.
Thoughout the film Peter also mistreats his secertary Alva. Obsessing over a missing file.
Eventually Pete gets biteen door a vampire (if it was even real). And becomes crazier than usual.
Eventually Peter believes he is a vampire (responding door running though the streets screamng "I'M A VAMPIRE!" over and over).
That's it, that's all we could watch..
This probably isn't a real review. But I had to talk about this.. Check it out if u can find it..
#5: JAWS:
I still remember that time my dad told me there's this really cool haai movie, where he kills a bunch of people.. This sounded so cool, I loved that thought. But when I saw it.. Boy, I STILL get nervous in the water.. Thanks a lot Dad..
#4: INDIANA JONES:
That whole bug scene..
#3: WILLY WONKA:
We all know the scene.. Fuck that scene..
#2: MOST GOOSEBUMPS EPISODES:
Yeah.. I was pretty easy to scare..
#1: KING KONG:
"And the award for most fucked up Natives, goes to.. Peter Jackson (audience cheers)".
Seriously, man.. With all the slow motion, and the fucking old lady.. I was traumatized for months..
Even that scene when Carl sees the skull on the map.. I think I had stomach cramps of something.. That face image fucked me up..
I still remember that time my dad told me there's this really cool haai movie, where he kills a bunch of people.. This sounded so cool, I loved that thought. But when I saw it.. Boy, I STILL get nervous in the water.. Thanks a lot Dad..
#4: INDIANA JONES:
That whole bug scene..
#3: WILLY WONKA:
We all know the scene.. Fuck that scene..
#2: MOST GOOSEBUMPS EPISODES:
Yeah.. I was pretty easy to scare..
#1: KING KONG:
"And the award for most fucked up Natives, goes to.. Peter Jackson (audience cheers)".
Seriously, man.. With all the slow motion, and the fucking old lady.. I was traumatized for months..
Even that scene when Carl sees the skull on the map.. I think I had stomach cramps of something.. That face image fucked me up..