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SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 24

Orion

May 17, 1953

Ah. Good old Cheyenne Wyoming. The town that always starts an episode of Ponies On The Rails, but not for this one. No, this episode starts off in San Diego.

Orion: *Stops freight train at docks*
Dock Worker: Thanks a lot Orion.
Orion: No problem. Now, to head over to that train station, and get a passenger train back to Cheyenne.
Dock Worker: Uh, actually, your boss just called. He zei u have to stay here for the night.
Orion: What? B-b-but, I always drive the passenger train from here to Cheyenne. Why doesn't he want me to do that?
Dock Worker: I don't know, call him.
Orion: No, I have a better idea. I am going to do something terrible, and my boss will have to brand me!
Dock Worker: If u don't want to work for him, why don't u just quit?
Orion: I can't do that. It would make things obvious, and Pete would try to kill me. However, if I get fired, he won't kill me.
Dock Worker: Jeez. u railroad workers *Walks away*

In Cheyenne

Pete: Gordon, I have to go deal with something down in Silver City.
Gordon: Whoa. They have an entire city made of silver?
Pete: No, that's just the name of the city. It's in New Mexico.
Gordon: Oh. So, why are u telling me this?
Pete: You're in charge.
Gordon: Me? This is awesome! I'm going to do the greatest things this railroad ever witnessed.
Pete: Yep. Just do what it says on this paper *Gives Gordon paper*
Gordon: *Reading paper* u got it.
Pete: Don't fuck anything up, of you'll get suspended from work for three months.
Gordon: Okay, I get it. u want me to be responsible for once.
Pete: Okay. I just want to make sure *Leaves office* God, why does Gordon have to be the secondary in command?

After Pete left, Gordon decided to make a phone call.

Gordon: *Waiting for operator to pick up*
Operator: Operator?
Gordon: This is the Cheyenne train station, for the Union Pacific. We'd like a bureau for one of our offices.
Operator: Who would u like to speak to?
Gordon: Jesus christ, get me the fucking tafel, tabel company, of whatever the fuck that place is where they sell desks.
Operator: One moment sir. *Connecting call to bureau servicing*
bureau seller: Hello, this is bureau servicing. How may I help you?
Gordon: Get me a bureau made out of oak wood to the Cheyenne train station immediately.
bureau seller: How would u like the bureau delivered?
Gordon: door train.
bureau seller: u got it. We'll have the bureau loaded onto one of your trains.
Gordon: Thank you. *Hangs up*
Hawkeye: *Arrives* How are things going?
Gordon: None of your business, go away.
Hawkeye: u haven't done one thing that Pete told u to do yet. Haven't you?
Gordon: Nope. Get out.
Hawkeye: Alright, but Pete isn't going to be happy to hear about this. *Leaves office*

Ten minuten later

Orion: *Lands at trainyard*
Percy: Whoa! Orion, where did u come from?
Orion: San Diego.
Percy: How did u get here so fast?
Orion: I flew at high altitudes. Where's Pete?
Percy: He went down to Silver City.
Orion: There's a city made entirely out of silver? Where?
Percy: *Facehoof* Silver City New Mexico.
Orion: Oh. If Pete's not here, who's in charge?
Percy: If I tell you, will u promise not to freak out?
Orion: I bet u it's Hawkeye.
Percy: No, it's Gordon.
Orion: Now I really want to get fired. *Going to office*
Metal Gloss: *Blowing horn on train*
Orion: *Runs onto platform at station*
Metal Gloss: *Stops train*
Orion: Why is there a freight car on your passenger train?
Metal Gloss: Why don't u open the door, and find out?
Orion: *Opens door to freight car* It's a desk. What's this doing here?
Metal Gloss: According to the ponies aan het uploaden it into the car, they zei it was for Gordon.
Orion: Oh no. *Runs to office*
Metal Gloss: Hey! Who's going to help me get this thing out of here?
Orion: *Arrives at office*
Gordon: *On phone* Okay president Eisenhower, anything u say.
Orion: Gordon-
Gordon: Yeah, yeah. I'll call u back in forty minutes, and u can send someponies down here, and take them all.
Eisenhower: Good. We could use some meer of those.
Gordon: Alrighty then Mr. President. Goodbye *Hangs up* What is it?
Orion: A bureau for u has arrived.
Gordon: Ah, good *runs to platform*
Metal Gloss: *Gets bureau out of freight car*
Gordon: Get away from that, u don't know what you're doing!
Metal Gloss: *Gets away from table*
Gordon: *Examining table* You're lucky this didn't get damaged!
Metal Gloss: *Runs away*
Gordon: Now Orion, help me get this bureau into my office, of you're fired.
Orion: u want to brand me if I don't help with the desk?
Gordon: Yeah, u got a problem with that?
Orion: No, no, I want to be fired.
Gordon: Well tough shit. I won't give u the satisfaction.
Orion: *Groaning*

After three minuten of arguing, and moving a tafel, tabel

Gordon & Orion: *Gently place bureau in office*
Gordon: Thank u for your assistance.
Orion: Yeah, sure *Walks away*
Percy: *Arrives* So this is the bureau u ordered.
Gordon: That's right. I bet u don't know what kind of wood this is.
Percy: It's oak.
Gordon: Nope. It's oak.
Percy: *shrugs* Whatever *Leaves office*

Stylo was volgende to arrive in Cheyenne. He just finished bringing a freight from Chicagoat.

Stylo: *Going towards coupling*
Metal Gloss: Stylo.
Stylo: What is it?
Metal Gloss: It's Gordon. Pete left him in charge, and now he's bossing us around.
Stylo: Alright. Where's Pierce?
Hawkeye: *arrives* Say my name, and I'll appear.
Stylo: Okay. What are we going to do about Gordon?
Hawkeye: Leave it to me. We'll go into his office, and sell the desk. Then, he'll have nothing.
Stylo: If u say so. Let's do it. *Goes to station*
Hawkeye: *Following Stylo*

Inside the office

Gordon: *on phone* So, what do u think of St. Foalis so far?
Coffee Creme: It's good, but I've been here before.
Gordon: u have? When?
Coffee Creme: Remember when me, and Hawkeye had to go pick up a few engines from the Baltimare & Ohio?
Gordon: Oh yeah. Then he tricked me, and got me suspended from work!
Hawkeye: *Arrives with Stylo* Hello hello hello.
Gordon: What do u want?
Hawkeye: We just wanted to take a look around.
Coffee Creme: Who's there?
Gordon: *Checks clock* Uh, Coff, I'll be right back *Hangs up* Listen u two, I have to wait for a very important call from President Eisenhower.
Stylo: *Laughing*
Hawkeye: *Laughing* You're pulling our leg.
Gordon: No I'm not! I'm making a deal with him to get rid of every steam locomotive we have here. u gotta take the call, while I use the bathroom. *Walks to bathroom*
Stylo: Alright. Now what do we do?
Hawkeye: Well, *Takes phone, and sits on desk* Let's get that call for him. Shall we?
Stylo: Yeah.
Hawkeye: *Calling the president*
Operator: Operator?
Hawkeye: What are u waiting for? Get me the President of the United States!
Operator: One moment sir.
Stylo: Hahahahaha!
Hawkeye: Gordon is going to go apeshit when he hears his deal goes off.
Stylo: If he made one of course.
Hawkeye: Oh yeah.
President: Hello?
Hawkeye: Hello, is this President Dwight D. Eisenhower?
President: Yeah. Who is this?
Hawkeye: Wha- Well don't u recognize my voice u numnut? This is Gordon Suite!
President: Oh yeah.
Hawkeye: Listen, the deal for those steam engines are off, u can find another railroad willing to give them to you-
Gordon: *Arrives* u got him, good! Now get off the desk, and give me my phone *Takes phone* Hello?
President: Yeah? I'm still here.
Gordon: Good. I'm so glad u took the time to call me back.
President: I called you?
Gordon: Yes, u zei u would when u made up your mind about the deal.
President: Earlier u zei u wouldn't give those steam locomotives to me.
Gordon: I did not.
Stylo: *Leaning on desk*
Gordon: Off the desk!
Stylo: *Gets off desk*
President: Look, Mr. Suite, whatever you're trying to do, it's not working. Goodbye *Hangs up*
Gordon: I can't believe that happened.
Hawkeye: Well it could've gone worse.
Gordon: How?
Stylo: Like this *Smashes desk*
Gordon: MY DESK!!
Hawkeye: Oh, that was your's? I'm sorry.
Gordon: Pierce! How could you?!
Stylo: What are u blaming him for? I'm the one that broke the desk.
Gordon: Get out, both of you!!

volgende day, Pete returned

Percy: Sir, you're back.
Pete: Yep, and I'm proud to be back.
Percy: Good.
Gordon: Sir, I need your help!
Pete: Oh boy. What is it now?
Gordon: I bought a desk, and Stylo smashed it!
Pete: So?
Gordon: So?! It was my desk, and they destroyed it!
Pete: I don't care, as long as they didn't break anything that belongs to me.
Gordon: Like this? *Breaks window*
Pete: Suspension, three months, leave!
Gordon: Aw! *Leaves*

The End

On the volgende episode of Ponies On The Rails

Orion continues to try, and get fired.

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posted by Canada24
"Dimitri, u got my money?" Niko asked from a mysterious warehouse.

Dimitri Sure.. (the door starts closing but Little Jacob sneaks inside) But I just wanted to say how grateful me and my bosses are for what u did.. And I just wanted to check something

"Uhh.. Okay" Niko sais, a bit nervous.

You ARE Niko Bellic, correct?" Dimitri asked, as he suddenly became serious.

"... What is this?" Asked a nervous Niko.

"And u used to work the coast in the Mediterranean, smuggling people into Italy?"

"I don't know what you're talking about". Niko zei nervously.

"But u messed up... and left a lot of bad...
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Spinning inside, rotting away.
Something inside of me, has been taken away.
Feeling my heart!
breaking in vain!
It won't get better now!
WHEN WILL THIS END!?

I can't seem to get awaaaay!
I, feel. I'm here so u can play!
Withhh, my head!
There's nothing I can saaaay!
I keep feeling like, I'm to blame!
When, will, this, end?

Hopeless inside, alone as I wait.
Brewing inside of me, is your endless hate.
Feeling my heart!
breaking in vain!
It won't get better now!
WHEN WILL THIS END!?

I can't seem to get awaaaay!
I, feel. I'm here so u can play!
Withhh, my head!
There's nothing I can saaaay!
I keep feeling like,...
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#1:
Is it legal to live in Canada?
also is Canada even a real country of is it just part of the united states?
"You make me sad"


#2:
If u die in Canada? Do u die in real life?
"No, u become a reindeer with red nose"


#3:
Do they have birds in Canada?
"Try reading a book once in a while"


#4:
Why do Canadians speak English?
"Maybe the fact we were part of England may have a little bit to do with it.. But who knows"



#5:
If Canada is America Jr., does that mean New Zealand is Australia Jr.?
"................................... Wow"



#6:
Do they use toilet paper in Canada?
"No, we use the flag of whatever...
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DOWN IN THE TUNNELS:

Frankyln rode on a huge yellow, HVY Cutter to create a huge opening on the bank vault. When the hole is created, he than parked the Cutter an ample distance away, followed door telling Carly to plant the explosives.

As Carly did this, Franklyn saw NOOSE units approaching from the tunnels.

Frankyln took out an M16 and began shooting at them, killing a good few of them before having to reload.

Carly blew open the gates to the gold.

"I got them!" Carly called out to Franklyn.

"Okay.. But hope u brought a gun.. There's dozens of them!" Franklyn cried.

"Sure did!" Carly said, pulling...
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CUPCAKES SPOOF:

Ditto: (sees Pinkamena frying in electric chair) I suddenly want BBQ.. Anybody else want BBQ?

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MASTER SWORD AND SATEN TWIST ROLE PLAY SERIES: (he's married to Luna in this universe):

Ditto: Celestia told me maybe it's about time I came to visit you.. After I saw her eating to much ice cream.

Luna: (finally arrives at ponyville with her stagecoach).
Ditto: (feeling qeezy) Warn me the volgende time your gonna spin around so much
Luna: Whatever.. We're still here now.

Ditto: hallo Luna... Ever think we should.. Go out?
Luna:...
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Heck,. Here's BEST OF GOVERNER: If u want to see best of Merle... It's in the original...

(deleted scene)

When the car finally arrived out approached the Philip Blake, aka, the Governer, but he was dizzy and speaking drunk gibberious.

"Have u been drinking ser!?" Cried leader of the soldiers.

"Not since I got outta the car!" Governer cried drunkenly.

"But u just did get out of the car!" The Sgt cried.

"I'm sorry.. I just wanted to help Brain run for mayor.. I guess I forgot what really matters" Philip cried drunkily.

"Just get outta here!" the sgt cried angrily.

"Fine.. I I'll go, but then I'll...
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I never seen ALL Full Metal Jacket. But I seen most of Hartman's scenes..

I am always unsure how to feel about this character.

Sure his foul mouthed, slightly racist, rage filled, rude attitude, might be pushing the limits a bit.

But for the most part, Drill sergeants are SUPPOSE to be yelling at you, and scaring you.

The point of this, is their suppose to knock the innocence out of you.

War is no place for innocence.

It's a place of murder, and little else.
Why u think so many Veterans go crazy without the proper help.

In some ways, Happy boom vrienden isn't THAT far from the truth.

People are so use to killing with out remorse.
That they still have the "beast" inside.

But anyway..

I am always mad Hartman dies.

He didn't deserve it.

He was just doing his job (for the MOST part)..
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Carrey has been in serious work before.
But to me, nothing compares to his perfamance in "the number 23".
The thriller were Carrey protrays a depressed, averaged married man.
Who, while reading book called "the number 23". Begins seeing the number everywhere he goes, and he slowly starts going a bit crazy.
But not your average "Jim Carrey crazy".
But much spookier.
I won't give away the ending, but let's just say he "discovered who he truly was"..

2: JASON BATEMAN - THE GIFT:
Another thriller.
Although Bateman wasn't above still throwing in several jokes.
For the most...
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1: Step Brothers:
The comedic duo of Will Farrell And John C. Riely, take u on a ride as they protray two dimwits who still act like their 14..

2: Dumb and Dumber:
It's amazing to think Jeff Danials is usually a serious actor.
He and Carrey make a perfect pair.
As Jeff dose his best to match with Carrey's, almost childlike, slapstick comedy he became famish for.
Though. Sadly this series ALSO proves how WRONG it is, to have different actors, it only succeeds in "ruining everything"..

3: Anchorman:
Will and Carol are both at their prime in this movie.
And u often find yourself repeating EVERY line...
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Though out the game, Roman is often trying to get Niko to learn to forgive.

Espically after he finally finds the guy who betrayed his war team.

And if u kill him, Niko feels empty, and finally realizes Roman is right.

Taking deal means u finally decided to learn to forgive.

But of coarse, this innocent idea, caused the death of Roman.

The death is saying, u CAN'T forgive, only revenge is the answer.,

But maybe I'm thinking too much into this :(




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#1: KORN - HATER:
It's pretty much saying "haters" can only destroy your life if u allow them too. Something I myself already knew, and its why any time people flame me on Fanpop, I just tell them to continue till they bore themselves and stop on their own..

#2: EMINEM - BEATUITFUL:
Hard to explain..

#3: LIFE STARTS NOW - THREE DAYS GRACE:

#4:EVERYBODY HURTS: (forget the band):
Stopped sucides of the time.. That's saying something..

#5: PAIN - THREE DAYS GRACE:
Hard to explain..
#5: Walking dead series
That's one thing Walking dead has plenty of, its satisfying battle scenes..

#4: Taken series
No comment..

#3: Fury
It's a WWII movie, so we wouldn't except anything less out of it..

#2: Hellsing Ultmate
Like walking dead. It's the one thing they have PLENTY of..

#1: Purge series
Other u like Purge of not (I sure do, so do most of my friends).
They sure as shit got lots of awesome battles, espically the seconde one..


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everyone knows how I feel about cupcakes.
I find it enjoyable.
And so.
It's obvious why Iwould make such a list..

#10: A NIGHTMARE:
It has one similarity to Rocket to Insanity, both have the fact that Cupcakes was all a bad dream.
But not as tramatic as Rocket to Insanity..
Plus, it's Pinkie herself who has the nightmare..

#9: CUPCAKES COMIC:
It has the reactions of all the main six, after Celestia sents the book to Ponyville.
Pinkie herself is the first to read it. And becomes somewhat traumatized.
As do the others, except Dash didn't read it.
Everyone wants Dash NOT to read it, but he dose in the end....
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I watched a few.. And just had too....


#1: CAMP NIGHTMARE:
The camp is actually a hoax set up door the boy’s parents.. Okay, that would of been fine wait there.. But being Goosebumps, for some reason, it's so the boy can be prepared for an exploratory mission to a place called 'Earth'.. So they're aliens appearently.. Okay.. But WHY?


#2: THE BARKING GHOST:
The dogs turn out to be humans that have been transformed into dogs, so they transform Cooper and Fergie into dogs and take over their identities, then Cooper and Fergie transform them back but they accidently get transformed into squirrels or...
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#1: NEVER TRUST CULTS:
I'm not joking. His stories are meer SAD than frightening. Like a rape victim child brought into a camp which only has ONE purpose... Further traumatize her.. And worse yet, a little boy didn't take a corrupt Guru too seriously. So he tricked the boy's gullible parents into believing he'll a curse their family and he is completely unloved door them for the rest of his life. He also can't even marry. Basically his ENTIRE life is ruined, all because of that fuckin Guru asshole!


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This is the point behind just about ALL his videos.
As already...
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Grand Theft Auto has become one of the best selling games ever made, selling literally millions of copies and meer than games like Modern Warfare, Skyrim, Ocarina of Time, and even getting one up over Super Mario Bros. It just goes to toon that children really do give meer of a shit about GTA than Nintendo’s icon. But we’re not here to talk about GTA…. okay, we are, but not positively. We’re here to talk about the most hated characters in the game. Yeah, being in the criminal underworld for five games and eight other ones with no numbers in it, you're bound to run into at least one...
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QUESTION: How do u hide a boner?
ANSWER: u get a girl to hide it in

2:
QUESTION: Is lion king based on a true story?
ANSWER: Yes cause I know LOTS of talking lions

3:
QUESTION: Is is normal to be in love with your dog?
ANSWER: u need to see a therapist

4:
QUESTION: What's a fun site for 13 jaar old girls?
ANSWER: Redtube..

(redtube is porn site.. don't ask me how I know that)

5:
QUESTION: How did the cow milking routine get started?
ANSWER: I'm guessing there was a cow molester..

6:
QUESTION: How do I know I'm really my kid's mother?
ANSWER: Lord help this woman

7:
QUESTION: How do I become sarcastic?...
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This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - regenboog Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland toon - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin with the intro

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Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
Rainbow Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity:...
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